Laslow: Ugh...she's strong, really strong, I don't understand how someone has beautiful has her can be this powerful...huh? Overhears Samus talking to someone
Samus: So this creep wouldn't let me leave and tried to ask me out on a date.
Zelda: So what did you do?
Samus: I tried to be polite, but it seems to make it worse and he tried things like ask me for a cup of tea to...ask me to sit with him in the sunset. Then I threatened him which he replied with "Perhaps we can settle this in battle" so I punched him to the ground and stepped on his stomach.
Zelda: Ooh, you have a common record with that. Captain Falcon, Pit...kinda, Solid Snake, Ike, the list goes on. It seems men will just ask you out without testing you.
Samus: Yeah, I suppose well at least Falcon, Snake, and the others at least know how to fight but that creep, he was more pathetic than Jigglypuff's jabs. I suppose I should apologi-
Laslow: clears throat I apologize for interrupting this normal conversation but I heard you two talking about me and my failed attempts at proposing and I want to apologize to you madam.
Zelda: ...leaves the scene
Samus: sighs You are forgiven, "Sir".
Laslow: Very well, shall we get to know each other for a little while?
Samus: If I do will you promise to leave me alone?
Laslow: Well, perhaps.
Samus: Very will, sit down.
Laslow: he sits down on the chair that Zelda was originally on
Samus: My name is Samus Aran, a former Galactic Federation soldier and later turned into a bounty hunter to save the universe from Space pirates.
Laslow: Space pirates?
Samus: Yes, Space pirates are not like the average pirates you see at the sea, they're dangerous aliens who want to drain the parasitic energy-draining organisms called Metroids.
Laslow: What are these Metroids you say?
Samus: Metroids are titular creatures who were created by the Chozo. The Chozo are a bird species who raised me after my parents were murdered from the leader of the space pirates, Ridley.
Laslow: Oh, so you two had to deal with living with no parents...
Samus: You two have your parents murdered?
Laslow: Yes, my mother and father were brutally mudered and eaten while I had to watch every second of it...
Samus: I was a child when my parents were murdered, Ridley killed him right in front of me. I still blame myself for my parents' death.
Laslow: Oh that's nonsense, you were a child how could you blame yourself for a murder you didn't even cause?
Samus: I started because I wanted to be friends with Ridley, but he replied back, by saying he's going to kill me. So my father and the soldiers opened fire on Ridley and that's when he killed my parents.
Laslow:...it seems were more alike than we first met.
Samus: I hate to say it, but I agree. You may not be as bad as I thought, as bad.
Laslow: Why yes, now let's dive into the sunset and watch the sun rest for the moon to awake from its slumber.
Samus:...kid, if you want to be my friend, you have to change that.
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