BEACON RULES DRABBLES

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N:I own nothing. Okay due to popular demand here we go! One chap per rule! OOC AU Femslash and Bashing)

Rule 180. Cardin, Melanie and Militia ARE NOT STRIPPERS. Stop throwing money at them when you're at the club and asking them to strip.
He was almost spared when he told them he thought they were too pretty to be working there…almost.

It was the weekend and most of Beacon was at Juniors pub just having a good time and enjoying themselves. Things had been tense at first when Yang had entered the club, which was understandable given the fact that she destroyed it at least twice already, but that had been smoothed over when Ruby entered and looked curiously up at everyone with her eyes wide and happy. None of the grunts or even Junior and the twins wanted to make her upset because they attacked Yang in front of her little sister.

"Yang why is Cardin throwing money at the twins?" Ruby asked confused and causing everyone within three feet of her, or who had enhanced hearing, to look at the bully who was indeed throwing some money at the twins who were the Clubs' enforcers.

"What are you doing?" Melanie asked narrowing her eyes at the boy who blinked at her for a second before sighing and digging out some more money.

"You must be expensive. This should be enough for you to start stripping." Cardin said throwing a good hundred or so lien at the twins who blanked for a second before they became furious.

"Not enough? Fine here. Strip!" Cardin said throwing another two hundred at them while Yang was trying not to laugh. She felt bad for the twins being mistaken as Strippers, she knew how that felt all too well, but this was going to be a hell of a beat down.

"You think we're strippers?" Militia asked her voice a near growl as she glared darkly at the arrogant bully.

"What else would you be? You're both too beautiful to be waitresses or guards. You both look too pretty to work here even." Cardin said giving them a confused look even as he threw more lien at them. More and more of the students and teachers were noticing what was going on and watching by now, a few women looking righteously angry and eager while the males winced at Cardin's stupidity. Seriously the guy was trying to get them to strip their cloths off not only in front of most of Beacon, but also the teachers and, more importantly, he was trying to get the twins to strip in front of Ruby Rose.

The little red reaper probably didn't even know what strippers were!

"Yang why is he trying to make them strip?" Ruby asked confused and causing all those over the age of sixteen near her to blanch at this. Nope she didn't know…and by the look on Yang and Goodwitch's face…Cardin was in for a double beat down.

"Um Cardin?" Russel tried to warn his leader, he really did, but the taller boy waved him off dismissively.

"Cardin." Dove said timidly next, earning a glare from his leader who threw some more money at the twins apparently not seeing how obviously angry they were.

"Cardin!" Lark finally got through to his leader, but by then it was too late.

"What!?" Cardin demanded turning and glaring at his pale and shaking team.

"I-I don't think they're strippers Cardin…and…well…" Dove pointed a shaking finger over towards a confused Ruby who was being ushered away by Velvet and a few other girls while Goodwitch and Yang were glaring darkly at Cardin.

"Ruby doesn't know what strippers are." Lark whimpered out causing Cardin's eyebrows to widen slightly in horror. Oh crap he forgot about her! The most protected and naïve girl in all of Vale!

"You're buddy's right…we're not strippers." The twins said together from behind Cardin, causing him to tense and sweat a bit. After taking so many beatings from the others at the school, he learned by now when a beat down was coming and he could feel their killing intent in the air.

"I just thought you both were too pretty to be normal workers…" Cardin said weakly, trying to lessen the beat down he was about to get from two righteously furious women. It didn't work.

When he got out of the hospital a month later, he was beaten right back into it by Yang and informed by Goodwitch that he had to not only catch up on his missed work but also serve several weeks of detention.

Ozpin sipped his ever so slightly spiked coffee as he watched the proceedings. With all the crazy things going on perhaps he should take Qrow up on his offer to get a few nice strong drinks…

First though he had to right down the new rule. Cardin had gotten some memory loss from his concussion and would probably end up repeating that very same mistake a second time since he couldn't remember doing it the first time.

It went onto the list the very next day.