BEACON RULES DRABBLES
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N:I own nothing. Okay due to popular demand here we go! One chap per rule! OOC AU Femslash and Bashing)
165. Despite the undeniable effectiveness of the group / tactic, you are not to collect the forbidden combinations of the list, and deploy them against undesirable forces. The simulations are still trying to figure out what the aftermath would be.
Ruby thought it would be fun to see what the end result of several combinations of the forbidden items she made would be…she did it two months ago and the simulations still aren't done which means it would NOT be good. This made the teachers pale and Ozpin literally begged Ruby on hands and knees to never use those combinations in real life…the video of it is on RemTube now even though she insists he only needed to ask, not beg.
"Ms. Rose what are you doing?" Port asked looking at Ruby who had gotten a couple of fourth years to help her carry a multitude of objects he knew were forbidden thanks to The List as everyone called it.
"I'm just doing an experiment with some simulations sir!" Ruby said cheerfully causing him to blink and consult the mental copy of The List in his head. Hmm. Well there was nothing against using them in the simulator.
"Very well Ms. Rose. On your way then." Port said nodding, earning a beaming smile and hug from the reaper who then led the fourth years helping her to the simulator room.
Two hours later Ruby left the simulator room pouting slightly, having sent away the fourth years during the experiment and now leaving herself.
"What's wrong Ruby?" Velvet asked immediately upon seeing the pouting reaper in the courtyard.
"I was doing an experiment in the simulator with some of the forbidden items and the data's taking a long time to load." Ruby said earning a small hug from Velvet who exchanged wary glances with Coco. She said forbidden items…as in more than one. Just one item alone was dangerous but two or more of the Forbidden…
"It'll probably be done by tomorrow little red. So how bout we go to the cafeteria and get some cookies and strawberries and stuff?" Coco asked causing Ruby to beam up at her happily.
"Chocolate chip?" Ruby asked starry eyed and earning a smile and nod from the fashionista who was glomped by a happy scythe wielder. Coco merely laughed as she carried the small girl on her back towards the cafeteria, a both amused and jealous Velvet half a step behind.
Two months later Goodwitch and Ozpin were walking around the campus when they found Ruby pouting angrily as she left the simulator room.
"What has you so upset Ms. Rose?" Ozpin asked looking at the small girl worriedly and causing her to blink up at them.
"I think the simulator is broken." Ruby said pouting again and causing the two teachers to blink for a minute.
"Why do you think that?" Goodwitch asked Ruby who shot the simulator room a glare.
"I ran an experiment in it two months ago and the data still isn't finished!" Ruby said pouting adorably at this and causing the two teachers to pause as they felt a growing feeling of dread in their stomachs. That wasn't normal at all…and they recalled Port mentioning Ruby using the simulator with the help of some fourth years.
"Here why don't we take a look at it for you?" Ozpin offered despite his feeling of dread as he entered the room, Goodwitch on his heels and Ruby bounding after them and giving them both hugs.
"That's strange. I'm not picking up any abnormal activity or viruses…perhaps whatever you did requires a massive amount of data." Ozpin said with a hum as he looked at Ruby who frowned in confusion at this as she thought about it.
"But that doesn't make sense. I only used two of the items in the simulator. It shouldn't be taking this long." Ruby said confused and curious as she looked at the data feed that was coming in at a rapid and never slowing rate. The feeling of dread in the two adults deepened as they looked at each other before slowly turning to Ruby. Port didn't mention she was using items in the simulator.
"Ms. Rose…what items did you use in the simulator?" Ozpin asked his voice calm and steady while he felt his hands shake slightly. Please tell him it wasn't a new invention. He wasn't sure he could handle many more of those.
"I wanted to see what would happen if I used two or more of the forbidden Items at the same time!" Ruby explained cheerfully, causing Goodwitch's eyes to widen as she and Ozpin both went several shades paler.
"You said that you used two items…and that it's been processing for two months?" Ozpin asked slowly causing Ruby to blink for a minute before nodding her head in the affirmative. Goodwitch took one look at her bosses face and pulled out her scroll, she knew what was coming next and she wanted to video tape it.
"Ms. Rose I'm begging you please never ever use any combination of the Forbidden items in real life. I will do anything you want. But you all the cookie and strawberries you want, give you an automatic A in class, buy you a bakery, ANYTHING! Just please never use those combinations in real life!" Ozpin begged getting down on his hands and knees as he bowed to the girl who looked startled at this.
"You don't have to do any of that or beg me Professor! You only had to ask! I promise I won't use any combination of the Forbidden Items in real life!" Ruby said rushing over to help her headmaster stand up off of the floor with a surprised look on her face. Goodwitch smiled as she stopped video taping the scene and uploaded it to RemTube.
Sometimes she wondered if Ruby was causing more trouble than she was worth… but times like this she was glad Ozpin let her into the school early.
It didn't surprise Goodwitch at all when the new rule came out within ten minutes… or that her newest video had three thousand hits and gaining in the same amount of time.