Bully Beatdown (WWE Edition Chapter 4)
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a good one for you today. We have Kevin Owens coming in here today to wrestle Rolling Stone's three time worst father of the year award winner, Peter Griffin," Scott said as the crowd chanted "Kill Owens Kill!". "Now, without further ado, let's bring out the victim, Meg Griffin," Scott said as Peter came out to the crowd cheering her. Meg went into the ring and shook Scott's hand.
"So Meg, what brings you to Bully Beatdown? I mean I know, but why don't you explain to anyone who doesn't know," Scott told her. "Well, my father is one of the worst human beings on the face of the planet. He farts in my face, calls me ugly, had the whole town turn against me, and has my entire family blame me for all their problems," Meg explained. Scott had a look of shock on his face, but as he was about to respond, Peter came from the entrance, to the boos and garbage the crowd was giving him.
"Shut up, Meg," Peter said simply which made the crowd boo even louder. "The entire family is here Meg, just to see Kevin Owen fail to beat me," Peter mocked in a childish voice before "Fight" by CFO$ started playing and Kevin Owens came running to the ring. "Listen up fatass and fatass' family, I can and will kick your ass, and I'll leave you lying in a pool of your own blood, vomit, piss, and shit!" Kevin yelled in his face as the crowd cheered him on.
Peter just scoffed. "Oh yeah, well, when I win, I'll make Meg's life even more miserable than it already is!" Peter declared as the crowd got even more garbage to throw at him. "Well, how about a little wager. Scott, forget the money. If I win, this fat piece of shit goes to jail, and the rest of the family can never contact or even think about Meg ever again," Kevin said as the crowd cheered for that suggestion and even started a "Yes!" chant. "Fine!" Peter responded as he got ready for a fight. "Well, ladies and gentlemen, instead of money being on the line, we have the freedom of an asshole on the line as well," Scott told the audience. "I thought you were supposed to be unbiased?" Peter asked Scott. "Yeah, but I don't like you," Scott responded as he signaled the timekeeper to ring the bell.
*Bell rings*
Kevin hit Peter with a superkick, then grounded hi and kept punching him in the face until Peter's nose started to bleed. Kevin then hit Peter with a Pumphandle Neckbreaker. Kevin then throws Peter out of the ring, and jumps over the ropes to deliver a diving rope flip. Kevin then throws Peter back into the ring, and hits him with a senton. Kevin then puts Peter into the corner, and looks to hit a Cannonball. Lois then gets on the ring apron, and distracts Owens, which allows Peter to hit Kevin in the back of the head with a clothesline.
Meg then comes at her mother with a steel chair. The other members of the Griffin family try to stop her, but Meg just hits them with the steel chair. Lois tries to attack Meg from behind, but Meg turns around in time and hits Lois with the steel chair. Peter, meanwhile, has been punching Kevin and hitting him with repeated suplexes. When Peter saw Meg hitting everyone with a steel chair, Peter grabs her by the hair, and slaps her in the face, to the chagrin of the fans. This, however, gives Kevin time to recover, as he hits Peter with a punch to the face, and sends him in the corner for a Cannonball, which he successfully hits this time. Kevin then picks Peter up, and hits him with the Pop up Powerbomb and goes for the pin.
Ref: 1…2…3
*Bell rings*
Announcer: Here is your winner, Kevin Owens. *Crowd cheers*
A bunch of police officers come down to the ring, and attempt to put Peter in handcuffs. However despite the match stipulation, Peter fights the cops, punching them until he has a clear path to the exit. Meg, however, comes from behind him with a steel chair, and hits him with it repeatedly until he is knocked out. The police were then able to put some plastic zipties on him and carry him out of the ring. The crowd was chanting "Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye" as Peter was being brought to jail. Meg then rushed Kevin with a giant hug.
"Well, that was absolute mayhem," Scott told us. "Well, next we have a match requested by PM. It is from TwilightKingA5L, and it is pitting Eddy's older brother against the Lunatic Fringe, Dean Ambrose, see you then everybody," Scott said as the screen faded to black.
SERIOUSLY. NO MORE REQUESTS. I HAVE ENOUGH REQUESTS ALREADY. I'LL LET YOU GUYS KNOW WHEN I'LL TAKE MORE. SO UNTIL THEN, STOP GIVING THEM TO ME. I ALSO HAVE A MATCH COMING UP THAT I WON'T SPOIL ANYTHING ABOUT.