A/N please, I know this chapter is way too short to even be classed as a chapter but nothing has been motivating me to write lately, like absofuckinglutely nothing. I'm in need of a good long rant so be expecting a long authors note at the end.

Disclaimer- I never have and never will own Divergent.

Tris-
The gentle pressure of soft lips on my forehead woke me up. I fluttered my eyelids to see Tobias smirking at me. It still felt surreal to see him back in our home.

"Sleeping beauty, have you forgot that today is the day the initiates come?"

At that I jerked up. Shit, how could I forget? I scrambled off the bed, falling in the process but carried on dragging myself into the bathroom. Tobias fell on the bed laughing at my ridiculous attempt to hurry.
I washed my face and brushed my teeth, applied some makeup, letting my hair hang loose and wavy over my shoulders. On my body I shoved on a vest top, my black blazer, my black skinny jeans and a pair of ankle boots.

"Beautiful, now can we go?" Tobias asked raising his eyebrow, rolling my eyes I shoved him in his shoulder gently, he grabbed my wrist and pulled me into him.

"Really beautiful Tris" I laughed lacing my fingers through his, pulling him to the net.

By the time we arrived Zeke and Shauna were already there.

"Ello ello ello" said Zeke, imitating a british accent

"Top of the mornin' to ya" I replied using the irish accent Uriah had taught me. They burst out laughing at my attempt,

"Okay" said Shauna "who to fall first, bet you my average amount of cake consumption in a week its going to be an erudite, those prats are getting cockier and cockier" I chuckled at her remark, Shauna will be Shauna.

"I think its going to be an Abnegation, people under estimate them way too often" I said, Tobias squeezed my hand lightly in agreement

"Believe me, I'm never doubting a Stiff again" Zeke muttered, Tobias chuckled hard and I knew he was probably referring to Tobias and his initiation.
The vibrations of the train rumbled the ground confirming their presence. From above we could vaguely hear Max dictating the initiates, he sure was good at being manipulative. I turned on my instructor mode, convincing myself I could be intimidating.
A streak of grey flew through the air.
Abnegation, ha I knew it.
With a sudden thump the body of an average size boy landed on the net.

"No more cake for a week Shauna" Zeke taunted lightly, I heard Shauna thump him lightly in the arm then felt the clammy palm of the young boy who had jumped.

"Name?" I asked, a slight hint of threat embedded under my voice.

A/N okay firstly I left this chapter here because I want you guys to help me come up with some characters. They can be any size or shape or whatever you like, let your imagination run wild and okay here's my rant, stop reading now if you so wish.

WELLLLL school, oh lard don't even get me started on it. I despise the place, we go there to be judged on EVERYTHING. It really pisses me off how stereotypical some people are I'm quite literally just like WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. It's not even school that disgusts me it's the whole of society, I wouldn't be surprised if Divergent did actually take place in like a few years or so.

My next rant concludes of boys, I know not all the boys are the same but seriously the boys I have to put up with are SOOOOOOOOOOO COMPLICATED I CANT EVEN COMPREHEND. I'm seriously like 'lawd jasus up above hand me Tobias and I'll never complain again'

THEN THERES EXAMS AND I FEEL LIKE MY BRAINS GOING TO EXPLODE ERMAGERDDDDDDDDD.

I hope you guys don't think I need therapy, I just needed to blow off some steam, if you read this thank you for your time.