Tris-

Lunch passed quickly and before either of us knew it initiates were piling back into the training room. As they had already done some fighting today we decided to give them shooting lessons for the end of today's session. As their eyes fell on the loaded guns I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride. Not long ago I lacked the skill but now that had changed, I was capable. I watched the initiates faces as I handed them a gun each, lapping up the excitement each of them radiated. I turned away from Robin who was the last one to receive a gun, as soon as my back was to him he took the opportunity to piss about and act like mr big tits. I heard him snicker, a imititated gun sound and then the click of a bullet been loaded into the chamber. I spun on my heels to find Robin froze on the spot, Tobias standing with his gun pressed against his head. A strong sense of de ja vu flooded through me.

"First off, you're holding a loaded gun you idiot. Secondly, that's my wife your gun was pointed at. Undoubtedly she has a better aim than you ever will have but if your finger so much as slipped on that trigger you would be dead". Robin didn't react, just merely stood stiff as a rod.

"Okay Robin" I smirked, this seemed to be unfolding nicely. "Seeing as your oh so eager to get to use the guns, you should learn how it feels to be on the receiving end". I finished, everyone but Tobias gaped at me, he obviously knew where I was going with this.

"Your going to shoot me?!" He asked in disbelief.

"What'd be the fun in that?" I smiled then let it fall dramatically off my face

"instead your going to stand in front of the target whilst we shoot dangerously close to your head".

Robin walked slowly toward the target. He was petrified. Of course this was evil but Robin was not getting the message, maybe one of Eric's punishments would do some good. I loaded the bullet into the chamber, focusing entirely on not hitting Robin in the face. I pulled the trigger along with my exhale and watched as the bullet landed a few inches from Robin's cheek. His face contorted in torment and I felt sick at myself for making him suffer like this, as much as he deserved it. Once was enough.

"Be grateful I'm feeling generous Robin" I said, lowering my gun

"Get back in line" he stumbled shakily back to his place, avoiding any direct eye contact. I then turned back to the other initiates who were trying not to laugh, they seemed to realise that you shouldn't give what you couldn't take and well, Robin had given more than enough.

PAGEEEEEEEE BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAK-

I fell onto the settee and put my feet up on the glass coffee table.

"What a day" I murmured, resting my head back and closing my eyes.

"Tell me about it" Tobias said, sitting down next to me. He pulled my feet gently on his lap and slid my shoes off, then started massaging small circles on the small of my foot. I giggled but didn't pull away.

"How about I cook dinner tonight, you look like you could use a bit of TLC" I nodded and leaned over the settee to plant a kiss on his lips.

"I love you" I murmured against his skin before I stumbled off the settee and walked to the bathroom.

As I left the bathroom I was hit by a mix of pleasant smells. Tobias the cook, I laughed as an image of him in a apron and hat came to mind. I pulled my long, wet hair over one shoulder and rubbed it through with a towel. I pulled on a vest top and pyjama bottoms and strolled into the kitchen.

"Oh lover boy" I sung playfully

He turned around and this time I had to laugh. He had flour across his cheeks and slightly in his hair. He looked dazed as to why I was laughing until I went and wiped the flour of his face.

"Ohh" he said before pulling me into him by the waist "are you ready for dinner" he asked.

"Hrm, I'm more ready for dessert" I replied teasing him.
He chuckled before lifting me onto one of the counters, my arms around his neck, my legs around his waist, our lips pressed together. Just then a loud, annoying beep beep went off, and I burst out laughing.

"Shit! The food! Get out this kitchen right now you little distraction" I laughed before prancing out the room.

I sat at the table as Tobias placed a bowl of coco pops in front of me. I burst out laughing until the tears were streaming down my face.

"Oh you think its funny do you?" He fake scowled at me which only made me laugh harder. Once I'd finally stopped I stood up and kissed him.

"It means a lot that you tried, I'm sorry I ruined it" he smiled as he kissed me.

"Don't worry we still have the dessert I made" he turned to go back into the kitchen but I pulled him back into me.

"We can have that dessert for afters, I know what I want right now" he laughed and pulled me back into his arms.

"Someones getting sexually frustrated" he taunted, oh if that's how he wanted to play it then two could play that game.

"Oh believe me, you haven't seen half of what I'm capable of"
I watched the smile drop from his face and before I knew it I was on the bed.

A/N So I understand you guys are probably thinking along the lines of; "Whut dah fuq is this piece of shit?! Half the time they end up having sex, why don't she just write a freaking porno alfuckingready?" but do not worry my dear friends. I'm relying on my vivid imagination to come up with something that will BLOW YOUR MINDS AWAY. Okay its not going to be amazing and I'll probably ask you guys about it first so don't worry.

ALL YOUR REVIEWS ARE AMAZING, keep 'em cominnnn;-)

Yours truly-

P.S my babies, the ones who told me I smelt nice then took the piss out of my accent have a new video out so check it out if you have time (prewarning, there are swear words and some indecent parts)- Loveable Rogues, What A Night.

My word of the day- Treacle:-) use it and think of me.