Hey guys its faye sorry I havent updated in soooo long ive had a really bad breakuo wuth paul, will have to get my tattoo covered up now, oh well goning to look for a new hot blonde to fill the whole in my hart. Anmyway this chapar is about the hot britishing blonlde known as Gregory because hes so hot. I knoe your all waiting for pip but ill get to it
#Iolovebritishblondes
your and Greg
A Carroty Romance
by faye
(your name) is a blonde, sexy and hot a blonde from sexy blonde place where everyone is blonde. Her life is going nowhere until she meets Greg ory, a porky, ugly man with a passion for blondes.
you takes an instant disliking to Greg and the like sprouts and not blonde ways he learnt during his years in England.
However, when a mole tries to slip there tea your, Greg springs to the rescue. you begins to notices that Greg is actually rather blonde at heart.
But, the pressures of Greg's job as a being sexy leave him blind to your's affections and you takes up orange pumpkins to try an distract himself.
Finally, when predatory carrot grower, chris tope, threatens to come between them, Greg has to act fast. But will they ever find the carroty love that they deserve?
You appreciate Christine's good looks but your heart yearns for Gregory's tropical accent and shimmering sexy blod locks. And you do both love carrots. What a flourishing love you two will make. Carrot soup, carrot sticks, carrot sandwhichs. Even carrot cake. Yummy. What a perfect love you teo could have. But Chritian was too madly in love with you, and his love for hummus would really compliment your carroty love.
He kissed me and it tasted of carrots and we got married the nect day.
Right so I made the reader blonde because id love to be blonde myself.