I don't own Invader Zim. Jhonen Vasque does. But, I do own Mia
Zim and Gaz shipping ZAGR
Chapter 4
First day of High Skool and the Fight
Mia was getting ready for her first day of High Skool, she knew her parents were still the age of 18 and today was the day she was going to be stuck at the same age. She was daddy's little princess and mommy's little Goth. Mia dressed just like her mother but also dressed like her father. Each day, it was a from mommy's clothing to her daddy's clothing. She cared for her parents very much, but hated others, hated them like the pathetic people they were. She was a mix of her fathers and mothers personalities. She was a handful for others but not her parents, they did nothing about it. The only thing they did do was give her lots of attention and love. She was their most precious treasure.
She went down stairs and was really pissed, it was Monday, and she HATED Monday's. Means she had to deal with many people during Skool that were just asking for a death wish. When she heard screaming, she started to grin. GIR was always there to cheer her up. They've been play mates since she was just a baby. She looked up well, down to him when she was in a very bad mood. He always was able to cheer her up by doing stupid things or bugging her parents.
"I MADE WAFFLES!" "NO NOT THE WAFFLES, ZIM HAS HAD ENOUGH FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS!" Mia and Gaz just rolled their eyes. It was true, two weeks in a row all ZIM ate was waffles because GIR wouldn't shut up about him not eating any. "How about you give daddy some water GIR?" Mia loved watching her daddy rolling on the ground screaming in pain. It was like getting front row seats to her favorite movie. Before GIR was able to do so, Gaz told them it was time for Skool.
Once they got to Skool, there Mia saw the two she hated most. Sara and Jessie two big assholes that were always looking for a fight. She really was in no mood to deal with them so she ran up next to her mom. They were really scared of Gaz, who wasn't? She was and still is the biggest threat in the Skool. Nobody would ever dare to try and get her to do some kind of job. If you asked her to be nice or go to the office, death sentence.
Zim heard them talking behind her back saying how she needed her mommy and daddy to protect her from them. So he went up to them and warned them to stop or he'll melt their faces off. But what shocked Gaz and Mia the most was that they both punched him right in the squeedly-spooch
Mia raised an eye brow and asked her mom what that was. "It's a human vagina. It's the stomach for male Irkens. Basically, you're vagina since you're a female human." Then Mia got an idea. She walked up to them both and punched them in their swueedly-spooches and watched them fall down and groan in pain. "Don't punch my father again faggots." And off they went to enjoy their first day of Skool. How could you not enjoy a day like this when you got back at someone for fucking up your dad or husband?
Hope you enjoyed. :)
Gaz: Wasn't expecting Mia to punch them in the squeedly-spooch. That's my girl.
Mia: They shouldn't have punched dad, how are you anyways daddy?
Zim: My squeedly-spooch is still in pain.
Gaz: Oh you big baby.
Zim: Zim is no smeet, I am the MIGHTY ZIM!
Mia: *Punches him in the nuts* Shut up dad…
