With Hal and Bubbles; the two were on the XBox One playing Call of Duty.
"This is an interesting game." said Bubbles.
"Yeah, and to think that it's drawing the attention of children while Pokemon is drawing adult attention." said Hal.
Bubbles nodded
"Yeah, that is so weird." said Bubbles.
"You want weird, try going to a Weird Al concert, or you can look at how Marco is holding up after Star had to return to Mewni." said Hal.
Bubbles sighed.
"Such a shame. And all because of some overly complicated stuff." said Bubbles.
"You make one friend today, you lose a friend tomorrow." said Hal.
"Words to live by." said Bubbles, "Come on, there's a buy one get one free special at Mr. Smoothie."
The two birds stood up and walk out of the mansion.
Later; they were at a the Crimson Dragon food court with smoothies and were not happy.
"WE'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF!" yelled Bubbles.
"Yeah, buy one get one half on." said Hal.
What they didn't know was that a pair of high tech binoculars were watching them.
"Sir, I found the spies we're looking for." said a voice sounding like Cecily Strong.
"You sure about it?" sand another voice similar to Patrick Stewart.
"They said 'buy one get one half on'." said the female voice.
"Huh that was fast." said the guy voice, "Make your move."
Hal and Bubbles continued to drink their smoothies but were shot in the neck by tranq darts and passed out.
Later; they awoke in a dark room and looked around.
"What is this?" said Hal.
"Are we being held against our own will?" said Bubbles.
"No, you're being recruited." said the male voice.
The two birds became shocked.
"Say what now?" said Bubbles.
The lights turned on and the two saw that they were sitting at a table with tons of jelly donuts on it and some old bald man in a black business suit with a red tie was sitting on the other side.
"You're being recruited in order to get some nuclear missile codes from some Russians." the man said before flashing a CIA badge, "Agent Sir sir head of the Toon City division of the CIA."
The birds became confused.
"You're first and last name is sir?" said Hal.
The CIA agent nodded.
"Yep." said Sir.
"Are those jelly filled donuts?" said Bubbles.
"Yep." said Sir.
"What's in them?" said Bubbles.
Sir is shocked.
"Grape jelly and strawberry jelly." said Sir Sir.
Bubbles grabbed one jelly filled and consumed it.
"Okay then." said Bubbles.
"What's going on here?" said Hal.
"You're here because your the greatest spies to ever live." said Sir Sir.
Hal became confused.
"You sure you got the right guys?" said Hal.
"Yeah, you said the code word 'buy one get one half on'." said Sir Sir, "So there for you are the two spies who managed to take out the entire Linguine family."
He showed them a picture but it turns out it was a picture of Sir Sir cross dressing as wonder woman.
"That's you as Wonder Woman." said Bubbles.
Sir Sir looked at the photo and put it away while chuckling.
He then pulled out a photo of two birds that look like Hal and Bubbles, but the birds in the picture were much more muscular.
"Though I'm amazed that you seem much less muscular then in the picture." said Sir Sir.
"The camera adds ten pounds." said Hal.
"Understanding." said Sir.
"Quick question why is your name Sir sir?" asked Bubbles.
"My drunken mother named me Sir, but years later the queen of England knighted me, so now I'm Sir Sir Sir." said Sir.
Bubbles became shocked.
"Seriously?" said Bubbles, "Now you've got three sir's in your name?"
"It's a cruel world, I know." said Sir.
Everyone nodded.
"Any who, I've got a mission for you." said Sir.
He placed a file on the table close to the birds.
"Given your status, you're to infiltrate a Russian run building in order to get some nuclear missile codes that the Russians stole a week ago." said Sir.
The two birds gulped.
"Um would this be a bad time to tell you were not spies?" asked Bubbles.
Sir laughed.
"Oh you kidders always making jokes. I love it." He said, "Anyway to help you i'm sending four of my best agents to help. They are the best sibling team."
Suddenly; four people, two guys, and two girls entered the room.
Each of the siblings were in purple jumpsuits.
One guy had blonde hair, the second guy had brown hair, the first girl had black hair, and the second girl had red hair.
"Team quad reporting for duty." the red haired girl said in a familiar voice.
Romantic music started playing as Bubbles looked at the girl in shock.
"Me like what me sees." said Bubbles.
Hal turned to Bubbles.
"You like a big numskull." said Hal.
"Secret Agent Bond James, Code name Bubbles, at your service." said Bubbles, "This is my associate Secret Agent Padilla, Code name Hal."
Hal became confused.
"What?" said Hal.
Bubbles grabbed Hal and whispered to him.
"Quite you, I'm about to get laid." whispered Bubbles.
"What're you desperate?" said Hal, "One minute you're trying to tell the truth, the next your claiming to be James Bond's cousin?"
"Best damn idea I came up with." said Bubbles.
Hal nodded.
"Fine, but I'm not going to get you out of this when the real spies show up." said Hal.
Bubbles chuckled.
"Yeah what're the odds that those guys'll show up?" said Bubbles.
Back at the Crimson Dragon food court; the two birds similar to Hal and Bubbles were at a booth with Mr. Smoothie cups.
"Well that was a ripoff." the small bird said sounding like Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.
"Yeah, it was buy one get one half on." the toucan said sounding like Kevin Hart.