Inside a flying cargo jet; Hal, Bubbles, and the quadruplets were looking at the file they were given.
"So we're going under cover as several sight seeing tourists wanting to see the sights of Russia, and the two of you will be rich antiques dealers." the first male said sounding like Kenan Thompson.
The birds smiled.
"Oh boy, do we get any weapons by chance?" said Bubbles.
The two were then given plastic coated scissors.
Hal became confused.
"These are safety scissors. What're we supposed to do with these things, how the hell are we supposed to defend ourselves with plastic scissors?" said Hal.
The Red Haired girl looked at Hal.
"Those are no ordinary Scissors. When the time is right you will know what to do." said the girl.
Bubbles smiled.
"Your pretty." He said.
The Red Haired girl is shocked and smiled.
"I get that a lot." said the red haired.
"Get this, shortly after hatching, he fell on his own head." said Hal.
Flashback
In a Bird Island nursery; a baby Hal was playing with some rocks when he saw an egg in a nest hatching.
The baby toucan became confused.
"Huh?" said Hal.
The egg broke open and a baby Bubbles emerged from it.
The orange bird then fell off the nest and onto it's head before crying.
Hal approached his future best friend and tapped him on the head with his beak.
Bubbles stopped crying and turned to Hal.
Hal smiled.
"You want to be my best friend?" said Hal.
Bubbles nodded and the two hugged.
End Flashback
"After that, we've been inseparable." said Hal.
The Quadtuplets are shocked and the red haired girl cried.
"Always gets to people." said Bubbles.
"We're now over Russia." the second man said sounding like Kel Mitchell.
"Okay, when're we landing?" said Bubbles.
"We're not, we're parachuting." said the red haired girl.
Hal became shocked.
"WHAT!?" yelled Hal.
The first male nodded.
"That's right." He said.
"Oh come on like anyone would just jump out of a plane with only a parachute." said Hal. "Plus Bubbles and I aren't spies."
The quads laughed.
"Oh Sir Sir is right, you are funny." said the first female.
Bubbles smiled and jumped out the window with no Parachute shocking everyone.
"That idiot." said Hal.
He then jumped out the plane with no parachute.
"They are bad ass spies." the blonde female said sounding like Aidy Bryant.
Bubbles continued to fall to the ground.
"YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Bubbles.
Bubbles became inflated and started floating towards the ground.
But then Hal landed on him.
"Are you out of your mind? You could have killed yourself?" said Hal.
Bubbles scoffed.
"Like hell that would happen. Plus I'm getting real close to getting into her pants." said Bubbles, "I can feel it."
Hal groaned.
"You're not going to get this girl to fall in love with you." said Hal.
Bubbles scoffed.
"You don't know that." said Bubbles.
"I do, you're lying about us being spies just to get her to go out with you. When the real spies show up, it'll all come falling apart and the only person you'll have in life is me." said Hal.
Bubbles laughed.
"What are the odds of that?" He asked.
At the Mall the two spies are still waiting for someone.
"Buy one, get one, half on." said the orange bird.
The birds kept on waiting.
"You know, I'm pretty sure there might have been a case of mistaken identity just before we got here." said the green bird.