A/N Okay, well there is MORE storyline in this chapter but the smut demanded to be included and then kinda took over… enjoy!
Chapter Twenty-Two
Storybrooke Graveyard
Zelena appears in a cloud of emerald smoke amidst the gravestones as a dark figure emerges from behind a crypt. She turns to the figure and smiles devilishly.
"Ah, there you are, my pet. Now, you piqued my interest with your talk of a deal while only I could hear you, but I must warn you, if I feel this deal is not worth my while, I'll have you stranded back on that depressing island of yours before you can blink. [her eyes twinkle] Or somewhere worse…" she finishes with a smile.
Blackbeard adopts a lazy grin and swaggers closer to the witch.
"Worry not, fair witch. I'll make your time very worth your while." He says with a small bow and holding his hand out to take hers.
Zelena narrows her eyes at Blackbeard's hand but places hers in it anyway.
"Now then-" is all she gets out before Blackbeard brings his other hand down on her wrist, slapping a cuff around it. Zelena takes a staggering step backwards and claws at the cuff on her wrist, looking up at the pirate with new fear as he slowly pulls a dagger from behind his back.
"Get this blasted thing off me!" she hisses at him.
Laughing cruelly, Blackbeard steps closer to tap the dagger under Zelena's chin, making her grudgingly pay attention and stop talking.
"I think you're mistaken about who's in charge here, darlin." He drawls and she swallows down a scathing retort.
"Yes, I'm very familiar with this particular piece of jewelry, thank you. What do you want?" she spits out with a glare.
Blackbeard takes a menacing step closer until his face is an inch from hers.
"I want you to take me to the little magical bitch who took my ship apart. She's going to put it back together like she did Jones's ship." He says furiously through clenched teeth.
Zelena couldn't stop the laugh that bubbled up, regardless of the dagger at her throat.
"That's terribly unfortunate darling. Because all that magic was coming from her unborn child and she has since given birth. So, you are quite out of luck in that regard, pet." She says, popping the 't' at the end.
Blackbeard frowns and backs away a fraction in disbelief.
"What?" he says shaking his head in confusion.
Zelena gives another chuckle.
"Yes. Mother is quite powerless and unless you want to wait around for a few years until the child comes into her powers in her teenage years, I'm afraid your ship is quite gone." She says, relishing the look of horror crossing the pirate's face.
Zelena's eyes fall on the dagger in Blackbeard's hand and while he is deep in thought she grabs the end of it with one hand and smashes her other wrist against it, severing her hand and the cuff from her body. As they both stagger away from each other Blackbeard's eyes widen on the hand now lying in the grass and then dart up to the witch.
Zelena holds the pirate's eyes as she leans down to grab her hand and yank off the cuff before she magically reattaches it to her wrist.
"You have no idea how much I hate having to do that again. It bloody hurts!" she screams at him as she stalks towards the retreating pirate with murder in her eyes. Blackbeard drops the dagger and holds out his hands in surrender, blubbering excuses and apologies to the angry witch.
Zelena throws another silencing spell over him to shut him up and stands back to consider her options of what to do with the back-stabbing pirate.
"You know, I'm starting to consider actually joining up with the side of good only to avoid the traitorousness of evil allies. They may be a humourless blithering bunch but they are much less likely to betray me."
She pulls the sorcerer' wand from her cloak and taps it on her lips as she thinks.
"Now, what to do with you…" she says, starting to circle her captive prey, drawing out the fear in Blackbeard's eyes.
Suddenly she grins and she gives a little laugh.
"I've got it! Your lying tongue can stay silent but I think you also need a new fear of open water. [she laughs loudly] Yes, a mute pirate captain who is terrified of the water. I love it!" she cackles as she flicks the wand in his direction and then again at the air beside him, creating a portal.
"Off you go now, pet. Your pirate island awaits." She says before giving him a great shove through the portal and snapping it closed behind him.
Zelena puts the wand back in her cloak and brushes off her hands with a sigh.
"Well, that didn't go quite as planned but it turned out well enough." She says to no one as she raises her hand and disappears in a puff of green smoke.
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"Where is it?" Emma says to herself as she shuffles around the house, searching. Killian leans against the doorframe with an exasperated expression, watching Emma titter around the house as Snow stands holding Hope in the living room.
"She needs that blankie to get to sleep." Emma says as she pulls up the couch cushions.
"Emma. She will be fine without it. We will be fine. Go." Snow says as she gives a commiserating look to Killian. He straightens and pushes away from the door to walk over and gently wrap his arms around Emma, pulling her towards the front door. She resists slightly but lets him usher her away.
"Okay, but if she cries for it, call me and we can come back…" Emma says to her mother but Killian looks over her head and shakes his head pointedly, making Snow giggle.
"Go. Get out of here and have some fun. We will be fine here. I don't want to see you for a few hours." Snow says as she bounces Hope in her arms and Killian finally manages to get Emma out the door and close it behind her.
Towing Emma by the hand down the porch steps and to her car, Killian just smiles patiently and then opens the driver's side door and pushes her into the seat as she prattles on with questions and worries about them being away from Hope. He shuts the door when she is in the car and sprints around to climb in the other side.
Emma is still talking and Killian rolls his eyes and grabs her by the back of her neck and crushes her lips to his, effectively ending her tirade of paranoia. He keeps her trapped in his kiss for a few minutes until she is kissing him back with fervour and then he leans back and smiles at her.
"Better, Love?"
A slow smile spreads across Emma's swollen lips and she looks at him with lustful eyes.
"There's my Swan." Killian says with satisfaction as he reaches over to turn the key in the ignition. Emma keeps smiling as she turns to put her hands on the steering wheel and puts the car into 'drive'.
"So, what daring adventure are we off to tonight, Swan?" he asks cheerily, waggling his eyebrows at her.
Emma grins smugly and responds.
"I thought we could grab some food and head to the old drive-in theatre outside of town. I found the old projection movies stacked up in the library the other day and swiped a couple. What do you say?"
Killian considers for a moment, wondering what a 'theatre' is, and then grins and says,
"If it's with you, Swan; and it doesn't involve a hungry infant with an impressive set of lungs, I'm all for it."
Emma laughs and pulls away from the curb towards Granny's Diner.
Killian whispers naughty taunts in Emma's ear about a certain bar stool in the diner as they wait for their food and they thank a blushing Ruby before they leave. Emma and Killian climb back into the yellow bug and drive over to the abandoned drive-in theatre.
Pulling into the yard, Emma parks near the projection booth and Killian follows her up the stairs, smiling proudly as she picks the lock open in seconds and steps inside.
"May I point out, Love, that it's you leading me into criminal activities on a date instead of the other way around…" he says chuckling softly from behind her as she works on getting the film into the projector.
Emma pauses for a minute to grin and almost laughs as he leans in to whisper in her ear.
"Pirate…" he says with a nip at her ear and she giggles as she snaps the film into place and turns to him. Sliding into his embrace, Emma grins wickedly and kisses Killian lustfully, pushing her body against his.
"And we haven't even gotten to the pillaging and plundering portion of the night…" she purrs into his ear before stepping around him and pulling him after her by the hand. He chases her back to the car and when they stop laughing, Emma grabs the paper bag of food out of the car and they both half-sit against the hood of the car as she starts pulling food out.
"Damn!" Emma says suddenly and Killian looks up at her in question.
"I forgot the bottle of wine, I meant to bring." Emma says, frowning.
Killian just reaches into his leather jacket and silently holds out his flask to her. Emma gives a laugh before putting the flask to her lips and then passing it back.
"My hero." She says with a smile and moves to bump his shoulder with hers, making him smile back at her before glancing awkwardly at the ground. He still couldn't get used to being called that.
"Well Swan, isn't there supposed to be one of those moving pictures to watch?" he asks, changing the subject and gesturing to the screen.
Emma smirks at his adorable bashfulness and then raises her hand and flicks her wrist, using magic to turn on the projector. The decrepit screen in front of them turns white and flickers for a minute before the movie starts rolling. Killian's attention turns to the screen as gravelly sound starts coming from the speaker box beside the car.
Emma scoots in under Killian's arm and they happily munch on burgers and onion rings as they watch the beginning of 'Back to the Future'.
"Oh, that's Marty McFly…" Killian mumbles, putting the pieces together from their trip back in time.
Emma ducks her head to hide her smile and then lifts her head again to watch Killian's face. She loved watching him experience modern things for the first time. The play of expression across his face ranged from comical to down right sexy when that dark eyebrow would go up and he would smirk at new (and usually naughty) possibilities.
Tossing their empty burger wrappers back in the paper bag, Killian pulled Emma in closer to him and kissed her. It was meant to be a quick kiss before going back to watching the movie but Killian stilled as he pulled away.
"We are alone." He says finally, making Emma tilt her head and look at him in question.
With a very intent expression on his handsome face, Killian reaches over to grip Emma by the hips and roughly hauls her over and up onto his lap until she is straddling him. Her breath comes out in a whoosh and her head spins as Killian looks down at her with a very calculating look and drags a finger down across her bottom lip and over her chin, drawing a burning trail down her chest as his finger turns into his hook. Catching the zipper of her jacket, the steel hook works the zipper down until her jacket falls free and he can mould his hands to the shape of her body.
Emma can feel Killian's arousal through his jeans and his constant, dark perusal is making her blood pound in her veins. Killian's hands slip across Emma's ribcage and over her hips, finding the edge of her dress and slipping under it. Emma smirks as she remembers that she wore this dress in hopes of this very situation. The dress is a dark blue that she picked out because it reminded her of the colour of his eyes and she secretly loved the way it twirled around her legs.
At Killian's sharp intake of breath, Emma grins darkly as his hands cup her bare ass. His rapacious gaze zeroes in on hers and she blushes only slightly at his discovery that she hadn't bothered with underwear for their date.
"You'll be the death of me yet, Love." He growls out as he squeezes her ass tight and grinds his erection into her, making her gasp with pleasure. Suddenly both of them are taken over with lust and like the horny teenagers they appeared to be from afar, they start frantically clawing at each other, desperate for release.
Emma scoots back slightly so she can rip open Killian's pants and curl her hand around his cock, giving it a few strokes as she pulls it out. Killian is ravaging Emma' mouth with his own, holding her face in his hands as she works his cock. He bites out a curse at her ministrations and dips a hand down to feel her readiness, making her groan and bite down on his bottom lip.
"I really wanted to take my time with you tonight since it's been so long, Love. But right now I just want to shove my cock inside you and fuck you as hard as you will allow." Killian says against Emma's mouth, digging his fingers into her hips with bruising force.
"God, yes!" she whimpers as she moves back up his body, moaning loudly as her clit bumps into his hardness and slides up. Rising up on her knees for a moment, Emma lines up his erection with her entrance and then plunges down onto it, making them both gasp and groan in ecstasy.
"Fuck, Emma… I have missed this. I've missed you."
Killian mutters as he leans back, bracing his elbows on the windshield of the bug, so he can watch Emma ride him. His eyes close for a few seconds when she starts moving but he forces them open so he can take in every minute of his beautiful Swan, lost in her own pleasure.
Her dress is hiding any possible nudity as it fans out over their legs but the increasing volume of her moans makes him glad that this place is abandoned as she starts tensing for climax. The sight of Emma writhing over him is making Killian almost as turned on as the sensation of her pussy around his cock. Almost.
It takes his breath away when she screams out her release and clenches around him before collapsing forward onto his chest. He kisses the top of her head and she smiles up at him through glazed eyes as she takes a minute to recover.
Killian has other ideas though and holds Emma's waist as he slides off the car hood and reverses their positions so that Emma is lying across the front of her beloved bug. Still buried inside her, Killian leans over her and starts moving before she can come down from her previous high.
"Jesus, Killian…" she cries with her eyes scrunched closed, lost in the feelings racing through her.
Killian picks up the pace of his thrusts as Emma's cries begin to escalate with his answering grunts and curses.
One hand flat on the car's hood and the other digging into Emma's thigh, Killian slams into her a handful more times before yelling out her name as his hips jerk forward and he spills his seed into her welcoming heat. He vaguely acknowledges the flashing lights in front of his eyes as he watches Emma fall over the edge for a second time.
Both hands braced on the car on either side of Emma, Killian pants and grins down at her.
Emma grins back up at him and opens her mouth to say something when they both freeze at the sound of a car door slamming a few yards away. Emma and Killian snap their heads around to the broken gate at the entrance of the drive-in and see the sheriff's cruiser parked there with the lights flashing. David is walking slowly towards them, looking anywhere but at them.
"Dammit. Emma!" he yells before getting too close to the lovers.
Shocked into action, Killian pulls out of Emma and stands, turning away in the same motion and Emma sits up, smoothing her hands down over her dress and trying to catch her breath enough to answer David. Killian faces the screen as he tries to stuff himself back into his jeans as quickly and discreetly as possible before facing her father.
David stops several feet away from the bug and closes his eyes as he pinches the bridge of his nose.
"Hey, Dad. What's going on?" Emma says in a voice much breathier than she would like. Killian, finally presentable, turns towards them and stands slightly behind Emma to hide the wet spots on his jeans.
"Hey Mate. What can we do for you?"
David pops open one eye to check their state and then looks at them for half a second before looking away again with a pained expression and speaking.
"When I got a complaint about kids messing around at the old drive-in, I was really hoping it wasn't you two." David says, still not able to look either of them in the eye.
Emma looks confused.
"Someone complained about the noise all the way out here?" she asks without thinking it through.
Killian puts a hand on her shoulder and presses his lips together to supress a laugh as David awkwardly explains.
"Archie was out walking Pongo and heard… screaming…"
Emma's face pales and Killian bites down on his tongue to stop the chuckle bubbling up from his chest as he steps closer to Emma and puts an arm around her waist.
"Apologies, mate. It's the first night in a long while that we've had to ourselves and we may have gotten a little carried away." He says earnestly.
David lets out a big breath and manages to look up at the red-faced couple and smirk.
"I guess I can understand that. Newborns are remarkably good at sucking the romance out of any situation." He says looking away with a chuckle before continuing.
"Well, maybe just keep your date at the same rating as the movie for the rest of the night?" he says as he laughs and turns back to the cruiser, shaking his head.
"Will do, mate." Killian says with a little laugh and Emma waves awkwardly and says in a small voice,
"Bye, Dad." Before she turns and buries her burning face in Killian's shoulder and groans in embarrassment as he holds her and chuckles softly.
"Well at least he wasn't a few minutes earlier." he says suddenly with a huge grin. Emma muffles 'Oh god' into the leather of his jacket before starting to laugh uncontrollably.
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Storybrooke Hospital
Zelena is standing beside Belle's hospital bed looking down at her with a confused and discontent expression as she bounces baby Robin in her arms. She looks over Belle for any sign of life before shifting Robin to one arm and lightly grazing her free hand over Belle's form, her magic searching for a problem she can fix.
"What are you doing?" Gold says in a low, threatening voice as he steps into the room and Zelena's head snaps up as she recoils her hand as if burnt.
"I was just… I wanted to see if I could help her." She finishes, glaring at Gold.
He narrows his eyes at the witch and steps closer.
"And why would you want to help my wife?" he asks suspiciously, both hands resting on top of his cane.
Zelena juts out her chin in defiance.
"Because she is the only one in this bloody town that I actually don't mind. I can actually have an intelligent conversation with her [her expression softens slightly as she glances at Belle] and she is the only one who doesn't treat me like a pariah."
Zelena bounces the baby in her arms again as she continues speaking, ignoring Gold's scrutiny.
"It doesn't matter anyway. There's nothing I can do to help her, I'm afraid. [looking up to meet Gold's gaze] Let me know if you find something I can do to help her." She finishes looking very uncomfortable and then disappears in a cloud of smoke, leaving a very pensive Gold alone to ponder her visit.