A/N Here's the super happy ending that I think all fairy tales should have.

Enjoy! Cheers.

Epilogue

Swan/Jones Home, Two Years Later

"Swan?! What the bloody hell is this rubbish?!"

Emma sighs to herself from where she is finishing up her coffee in the kitchen, stands from the table and turns to poke her head around the corner to the living room, laughing inwardly at her husband's expression as he stares at the television.

"I told you not to watch that with him." She says, shaking her head at the man sitting on the floor with a tiny, black-haired toddler sitting in his lap, watching 'Jake and the Neverland Pirates' with a disgusted look on his handsome face.

Emma holds her largely rounded stomach as she smothers a laugh.

"It's a kid's show, babe. It's meant to teach them to share and count. I don't think they care much about the authenticity of the pirates."

Killian turns his face to Emma and then she can't stop the laugh from bubbling up.

Killian's sour expression narrows in on Emma and he carefully moves the protesting toddler from his lap to stalk her across the room. She lets out a loud laugh as Killian easily catches her waddling retreat and slides his hands over her extended stomach to lightly grip her hips, pulling her as close as he can her with their growing child between them.

Killian leans in and kisses Emma passionately before he feels a small tug on his pant leg and looks down to smile at their son, Tosh.

"Dada." The small boy says insistently with a pout as he points at the TV. Killian smiles at him and sighs as he lets the toddler lead him by the hand back to their place on the floor to watch cartoons.

Emma grins at him.

"Later, pirate." She says with sexy wink before disappearing back into the kitchen to finish her coffee, leaving Killian with a saucy grin.

"Oh, don't forget, we are going to Regina's tonight for Christmas dinner. Henry's home and he's bringing Violet." She yells from her place at the kitchen table.

"Gold piece says they announce they're planning on moving in together." She hears him mumble in an amused tone and Emma's eyes go wide. She marches, as fast as she can, back into the living room.

"Killian Jones, what do you know?!" she demands and he turns to see a scowling Emma, hands planted firmly on her hips.

"Nothing." Killian says quickly and Emma simply raises an eyebrow at him, calling his bluff.

With a resigning huff, Killian moves Tosh off his lap again to stand and face his wife.

"You know, I used to be a decent liar before I met you." He says without sting and Emma just waits.

"Alright. Henry confided in me at the beginning of the year, when I was helping him move into his dormitory."

Emma is aghast and her mouth pops open slightly.

"What did he say?"

"He said that he and Violet had agreed to live apart for one year of their schooling and then the next year they were planning on finding more… appealing accommodations." He finishes with a knowing smirk at Emma's panicked expression as he wraps his arms around her in amused comfort.

"But he's just a baby…" she murmurs hopelessly and Killian chuckles as he moves a hand around to caress her stomach.

"No, this is a baby, darling. Henry is nearly a grown man of nineteen."

Emma tries to smile but her sad expression ruins it.

"Love, you should be incredibly proud of the man that your son has grown to be and the excellent role model he has become to his brother and the rest of the horde of Storybrooke toddlers."

Emma concedes and droops in Killian's arms.

"I know." She says miserably before she glances up into his eyes with a devilish glint.

"I wonder if you will be so understanding when it's her turn to move in with someone." She says with a hand over her stomach and a smile at Killian's stunned expression.

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Regina opens the door to greet Emma and Killian with a one-armed hug as she accepts a tray of cupcakes from Emma. Tosh barrels between his parents and hugs 'Auntie Gina' around the legs for half a second before heading off in search of Roland and Robin.

Killian helps Emma get her coat off and then heads off to chase his son as Emma peeks around Regina to see Nemo standing in the lounge room with a drink in his hand. He catches the women's gaze and lifts his glass in salute just as Killian finds him and offers a greeting.

Emma leans in towards Regina with a curious smirk.

"So, what is going on here?" she asks the queen and Regina ducks her head to hide her blush.

"It's… new. Is what it is." She evades and then ducks her head and walks off towards the kitchen with the cupcakes.

Emma waddles into the lounge room to find most of the family already there. David is helping Snow set up the food on the dining table while Neal and Tosh chase Roland and Robin through the house. Zelena waves at Emma from across the room where she is decorating a massive Christmas tree with magical snow, drifting all around it. Her mother hurries over to take Emma's arm when she spots her and helps her very pregnant daughter to lower herself to the couch as the door opens again and Emma hears Belle's voice ringing out a 'Merry Christmas' as Hope runs past her and into the fray of cousins to join in the chaos.

Emma turns (as far as she can) and sees Wil Scarlet enter just behind Belle and smile at his girlfriend before yelling after Hope to be careful and slow down.

Belle makes her way to the kitchen to deposit another tray of food before coming over to sit beside Emma and chat to her about Emma's rapidly approaching due date. Wil smiles and blows a kiss to Belle from where he stands with Killian and Nemo and Emma watches the blush rise in her friend's cheeks.

David finally extricates himself from food detail to join the men for a drink only moments before a big crash sounds from upstairs and several wailing children send all the men sprinting up the staircase to investigate.

All the Moms in the house tense until Killian comes slowly down the stairs with a whimpering Tosh in his arms. The pirate carries his son over to Emma and smiles as he sits the boy next to his mother.

"What happened?" Emma asks, holding Tosh's green eyes, that are so similar to hers.

"RoRo not let me in!" He wails and Emma looks to Killian for clarification.

"Roland and Robin shut the door on him and barred entrance to their room." He says, putting an arm around the tiny boy's shoulders to comfort him.

Suddenly, Regina and Zelena appear with matching stern expressions.

"Roland did what?" Regina asks with a raised brow of warning and Zelena waits at her shoulder, hands on hips.

Killian turns to the ladies and explains, after which, both women walk calmly to the bottom of the staircase and Regina yells up in her most commanding 'Queen' voice, sending shivers down a few spines.

"Roland and Robin, you get down here and apologise to Tosh right now!"

The two kids are just trudging down the stairs with looks of dreary resignation, when the front door opens and Henry and Violet walk through, stomping the snow from their boots.

"HENRYYYY!" Roland shouts and Robin joins in as they fly down the rest of the stairs towards him. Tosh comes barrelling around the corner after hearing his brother's name and launches himself into Henry's arms. Hope and Neal appear from nowhere and pile on, almost knocking a laughing Henry to the ground as Violet stands behind him laughing as she takes off her coat.

After a few rounds of tight hugs and promises to play with them all soon, Henry makes his way over to Regina and hugs her tight.

"Hey Mom. Merry Christmas."

"I've missed you, Henry." She says with a watery smile before turning to welcome Violet as well and take her coat.

Henry makes his way over to Emma just as she is starting to rise off the couch and he stoops to help Killian as he tries to keep her from rising off the couch.

"Oh, don't get up, Mom." He says with a laugh and leans down to hug her awkwardly around her baby belly.

Emma can't stop the tears from falling as she hugs her eldest son and marvels at how grown-up he seems.

"Sorry. I can't seem to stop crying these days." She says as an explanation and Henry just smiles at his Mother and then grins at Killian.

"Can't be long now, then." He says with another pat on Emma's stomach and she gives a watery giggle.

Regina announces the beginning of dinner and the adults divide up to hunt down their children and get them sitting at the massive dinner table.

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After everyone has stuffed themselves to the point of moaning, and moved away from the table, Killian looks around at his family from the kitchen and smiles to himself. A few of the toddlers have passed out in front of the mesmerizing, magical Christmas tree and the others have a pile of Lego spread out between them on the rug in front of the fireplace and are concentrating on building the best castle they can.

Emma, Regina, Zelena, Snow and Belle are all sitting around the kids in the lounge, chatting and laughing, and Killian turns back to help David, Nemo and Wil finish up the dishes.

Dishes done, Wil grins and hands him a glass of rum and Killian raises a toast towards his mates.

"Here's to our family, gents… and however they are all related." He adds with a chuckle and the others join in as they take a drink from their glasses.

Killian barely gets a swallow of rum down his throat before he hears a very ominous moan from the other room. His body tenses and he shoves his glass into David's hand before spinning to scan the lounge room.

Killian sees Emma, bent over, clutching her stomach and he bounds the few steps between them to drop to his knees in front of her.

"Emma, Love, is it time?" he asks with wild eyes and Emma looks up at him through a pained expression.

"I think it might be." She says through clenched teeth and Killian grins a dopey smile.

"Well, let's get you to the hospital and meet the newest member of this complicated family, darling."

Regina, while looking uncomfortably at Emma, chimes in.

"Tosh can stay here with Roland and Robin tonight. Good luck and congratulations, you two!" she says as Killian and Henry help Emma towards the door.

Emma pauses her slow movements and after a moment of cringing and stifled groans, she smiles back at Regina.

"Thanks. See you on the other side." And then motioning at the toddler passed out under the Christmas tree, Emma adds to Henry.

"Make sure your brother behaves for your Mom, please."

Henry grins, wraps Emma in her coat, gives her a quick kiss on the cheek and Killian a clap on the back as they head out the door towards the car.

"Don't worry about it. Just concentrate on bringing my baby sister into the world, Mom."

Emma smiles at Henry before cringing again and a worried look crosses Killian's face.

"We really should be off to the hospital." He says and tries to get Emma moving a bit faster towards the car.

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Storybrooke Hospital, Maternity Ward, Three Hours Later

"Welcome to our crazy family, Riley." Emma coos to the tiny baby girl in her arms.

Killian leans in close from his place beside the hospital bed and encircles both mother and daughter in his arms with a sweet smile.

"Welcome indeed, little one." He says with a kiss to her tiny, downy head.

Emma and Killian knew that the entire family would show up at the hospital tomorrow morning with gifts and cuddles for their newest member, but for now, they would enjoy the sweet quiet of their first few hours with their daughter.

Their latest adventure had begun.