MCU AOS AU

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and I own nothing.)

"So wait…you know Coulson and May?" Fitz asked an hour or two later as the girl willingly helped them find Mike and get him and his son Ace to safety as well as informed them about Centipede.

"Yeah. They know my best set of foster parents ever." Skye said with a mysterious little smile on her face as she gave them a good go around. Now they wouldn't know that AC was her papa and May was her mama. She was still undercover for her mom after all. She was already using the supercomputer in her brain that the experiments gave her when she was ten to send her mom and her other four dads emails about the situation.

"Looked after you quite a bit when you were seven. You take after your mom a bit too much for my liking though." Coulson said amused since he knew what his daughter was doing but couldn't fault her for it. It is her mission after all. At least until they reach the HUB.

"Choke on a dick." Skye said without even thinking about it. It had been a natural reflex for her to say that ever since she was eight. It amused all of her parents to no end, especially when she would say it around or to them. She really did seem to emulate Victoria more than the rest of her parents.

"And that just proved his point." May said earning the middle finger from Skye, another reflex for the hacker raised by one of the most destructive and crazy teams Shield's ever had.

"Not the worst I could've done that mom taught me." Skye said shrugging her shoulders unconcerned. It's not like they had taught her much better after all. She had been able to curse people out in seven languages by the time she was nine, and then when the experiment nutcases gave her a computer brain she learned even more languages to curse them out in.

"What else has she taught you to do?" Simmons questioned innocently, earning a snort from May and a face-palm from Coulson as Skye gave her a lazy grin. The hacker made a point of looking her up and down obviously and lick her lips, making the biochemist blush a bit.

"You." Skye said making May snicker while Coulson slammed his head into the counter top of the bar in front of him.

"What?!" Simmons and Fitz both squeaked while Ward looked at her confused and in disbelief.

"My mom was an out and proud lesbian that was well known for corrupting younger and other women around the same age as her to the joys of a female lover. Naturally between that and several gay dads, I tend to prefer my own gender to the opposite. Of course technically I'd be bi-curious since I do flirt with the occasional guy, I just prefer women." Skye said winking at Jemma who blushed brighter while Coulson sighed but didn't remove his head from the bar top.

"Skye no seducing Simmons." Coulson repeated making the hacker pout at him.

"You're no fun AC, besides is it considered seducing if I just make her curious and she comes to me?" Skye asked looking honestly curious at that question and making May smirk slightly wider, texting someone discreetly.

"Given who all raised you, yes. Yes it is because I know your mom and I know that was one of her favorite methods before she settled down." Coulson said sitting up slightly and giving Skye a pointed look while Skye blinked before nodding with a grin.

"Good point. Now all mom does is flirt with and try to seduce mama." Skye said making May glare at her a bit but not obviously enough for anyone who didn't know her well to notice. Both Skye and Coulson noticed.

"So anyways we still on for Tai Chi like back then?" Skye asked looking a bit hopeful as she looked at May who winced a bit and glanced away for a moment.

"Yeah. We're still on for Tai Chi in the morning. Do you remember the forms?" May asked causing Skye to smile brightly at her in happiness, making her wince again at how happy Skye was to learn they were going to train together again. Had she really been that bad? Had she really been that…negligent to her daughter? May began feeling sick when she realized the answers to those questions.

"Of course!" Skye said happily, excited to be able to spend time with her mama again. To train with her mama again. It's been so long…

"I'll see you in the gym at the normal time then." May said before quickly retreating back to her room on the plane and try to hide her tears. She had been so negligent of her baby girl. She had missed so much…

"Did I say something wrong AC?" Skye asked frowning worried as she stared after where May had been and gone. May had seemed to be upset but trying to hide it.

"No Skye…I think May is just remembering how much she's missed you." Coulson said sighing and making Skye deflate and inwardly kick herself. Of course. Being around her hurt her mama a lot, so of course she would be upset at having to spend time with Skye. Skye felt so stupid.

"Well later AC. I'm gonna head up to bed myself because lord only knows that she'll be up at the ass crack of dawn." Skye said plastering a realistic looking smile on her face as she began to move towards where Coulson had showed her the bunks were at.

"Of course if you want to come to bed with me, my darling, I wouldn't mind being waken up at the crack of dawn." Skye said making a token attempt at flirting with Simmons and earning a bright blush and stuttering from the biochemist while Coulson sighed and hit his head on the counter top again. Skye's heart wasn't in the flirting at the moment though, no she just made the attempt because if she didn't she knew her papa would follow her to her room pestering her about what was wrong.

"Skye stop trying to seduce Simmons and go to bed!" Coulson said falling back into his dad voice easily and making Skye grin and throw out her apparently favorite remark.

"Choke on a dick AC."