I found the lost chapter, and I don't know how I forgot, I guess I got too carried away with the next parts. So here's the illusive chapter 7
Chapter 7
Snowdin was a simple place. The monsters lived in cozy wooden houses, there was a inn, library, store, restaurant, and even a christmas tree. One of the most useful places was the inn, which gave the four increased vitality for free. They would probably need it for the upcoming battle. Papyrus said he would wait at the edge of snowdin for the humans until they were ready to be captured.
There were monsters of all kind, dogs, rabbits, lizards, and even living rocks.
But on the other side of town, there was a constant storm, limited only to that area. That, was where the group was. In front of them, was a tall shadow amidst the storm.
"Humans, Allow me to tell you about some complex feelings." Papyrus started. "Feelings like, the joy of finding more pasta lovers. Admiration for another's puzzle solving skills. The desire to have a cool, smart person think you are cool. These feeling… they must be what you all are thinking right now! I can hardly imagine what it must be like to feel that way.
"Aww" Ib frowned sad. She just got roasted.
" After all, I am very great. I don't ever have to wonder what having lots of friends feels like. I would wonder what it is like to only have a group of four though. Worry not! You shall be a quartet of loneliness no longer. I, the great papyrus will be your..."
Papyrus turned his body, facing away from the children.
"No, no. this is all wrong! I can't be your friend" Papyrus declared.
"W-why not Papyrus?" Ib asked
"You are humans! I must capture you all! Then, I can fulfill my lifelong dream! Powerful! Popular! Prestigious! That's Papyrus! The newest member of the royal guard!
*papyrus blocks the way!
"Let's do this ladies and Frisk" chara said smiling.
"What do we do?" Mary asked.
Frisk stepped forward first.
"Ooh! The first volunteer!" Papyrus shouted delightfully. "Let's see what you can do!"
*act
*flirt
The three spectators stared at frisk. Two in complete confusion, one in embarrassment.
"What!? Fl-flirting!? So you finally reveal your ultimate feelings! W-well! I am a skeleton with very high standards."
*I can make spaghetti
"Oh no! You're meeting all of my standards!" Papyrus exclaimed with a shocked expression
"...Huh?"
"...huh?"
"Yeah"
"I guess this means I have to go on a date with you…? Let's date later! After I capture you!"
The first attack was Papyrus'. As the red SOULs floated in the middle of the bullet box, bones surfed below from one side to the other. Nothing happened.
Frisk continued to *flirt with Papyrus as the same attack was used.
"So! You won't attack! Then, let's see if you can handle my fabled blue attack!"
Dozens of blue colored bones flew towards the SOULs horizontally.
"Don't move" was the rule for blue attacks. None of them moved and they were perfectly fine. However…
"Gyah!" Ib cried
The red SOULs became blue as they fell to the bottom of the bullet box via a gravitational pull. If not for the two experienced dodgers, Ib would have taken damage from the oncoming white bones.
"You're blue now! That's my attack! Nyeh heh heh heh heh..."
*spare
"Hm, I wonder what I should wear"
Another flurry of bones, and another *spare. This pattern continued until Papyrus had decided to use his "Special attack". Nobody had ever seen his special attack, neither Frisk nor Chara. If he were to use it, they would have no idea how to dodge it. Luckily, a smol dog had appeared and taken the bone Papyrus was going to use. Instead, he used a longer normal attack along with a sea of bones leading up to a massive bone that they could only dodge by breaking the gravity holding them briefly.
"Well… *huff* It's clear that you can't *huff* defeat me. Yeah! I can see you shaking in your boots." he said smiling and panting. "Therefore I, the great Papyrus, elect to grant you pity! I will spare you. Now is your chance to accept my mercy."
"Yes… it's finally over" Ib and Mary panted feeling relieved. For them, it was hard to keep up with the bones even with help. Luckily, it was all over.
*mercy
*spare
The battle was ended and the large snow storm had cleared up in an instant.
"Nyoo hoho…" Papyrus chuckled sounding melancholic. "I can't even stop someone as weak as all of you. Undyne is going to be disappointed in me. I'll never join the royal guard… and… my friend quantity will remain stagnant."
"p-Papyrus!" Ib called out.
"Hm?"
*let's all be friends
"Really? You want to be friends? With me!?" Papyrus' happy go lucky smile had returned to it's former state. "Well then… I guess I can make an allowance for you all. Wowie! We haven't even had our first date. And I've already managed to hit the friend zone!"
"The poor poor guy" Chara pitied Papyrus in their mind. "If only the poor sap knew.":
"Who knew all I needed to make a few friends was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them? You taught me a lot humans. I hereby grant permission to pass through. I will give you directions to the surface."
"yes!"
"Yay!" Ib and mary exclaimed along with a high five to each other.
"Continue forward until you reach the end of the cavern. Then, when you reach the capital. Cross the barrier, that's the magical seal trapping us underground. Anyone can enter, but nobody can exit… except someone with a powerful SOUL." Papyrus continued to relay instructions to the team of four about where to go and about King Asgore. Papyrus described how the King of all monsters was "a big fuzzy pushover". Eventually, he concluded with "I'll be at home being a cool friend. Feel free to come by have that date."
Papyrus began walking back, before being stopped by Frisk.
"Hm? What is it human?"
Frisk unfolded a piece of paper they had in their pocket and gave it to him. Papyrus started reading it.
"Hmm…" his eye sockets squinted. "Oh! Very well!"
Papyrus took Chara's hand and pulled them away to his home.
"W-what the-!" Chara tried to resist.
"Fret not other Human! The great Papyrus completely understands your feelings! We shall go now!"
The two left for the home of the skeletons as the paper Frisk handed Papyrus fell to the ground in front of the three.
Picking it up, Mary started to read.
"Dear Papyrus…" she started.
" it says, 'This may seem sudden, but I, the human in green and brown, wish to have a date with you as soon as possible. I truly with to spend time and get to know you better. Sincerely, Human in green…' pffft hahahaha!" Mary fell into the soft snow below them in a fit of laughter.
Chara, wasn't the one in control anymore, with Chara being gone, the three marched forward into the caverns. There were waterfalls, crystals embedded into the walls, floor, and ceiling illuminating the dark tunnel. Walking forward, there was a small open area with an orange fish man, a yellow lizard-like monster kid, a SAVE point, and Sans…
*saved
They approached Sans.
"Hi Sans, what're you doing here?" Mary asked
"what? haven't you seen a guy with two jobs before? fortunately, two jobs means twice as many legally required breaks. I'm going to grillby's, wanna come?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah"
"*nod"
"alright, if you insist… i'll pry myself away from my work."
Sans walked out from behind the station and stood in front of the humans
""Over here, I have a shortcut"
The four walked passed the sentry station and suddenly appeared inside the restaurant "Grillby".
"Fast shortcut huh?"
"W- how di-"
the words of Chara popped into her head. "He can teleport"
Grillby's restaurant looked like an old diner, neon light sign to the left above a jukebox, a bar with a bartender, tables and couch seats, and many people sitting around. They were mostly the royal guards the the three had encountered before. The dog couple with black hoods and axes, the blind dog who wasn't facing the table, the lesser dog sitting on a stool, and the greater dog who was doing absolutely nothing. Though, there were a few other unfamiliar faces. What seemed to be an amputee, a bird, a blonde biker pig-like monster, a rabbit monster, and a plant with a massive maw. Those teeth looked like they were made to devour everything that was alive. It looked like a venus fly trap monster.
"Hi Sans!" the couple said together
"Greeting Sans" the plant said
"Hi Sansy" the rabbit said.
"Hey Sans, weren't you just here for breakfast a few minutes ago?" the amputee monster asked
"Nah" Sans replied "i haven't been had breakfast in at least half an hour. You must be thinking of brunch." he then turned to the three. "Here, take a seat"
They each took to one of the bar stools, however, the moment Ib sat down. A loud fart-like sound. There was a whoopie cushion on the seat.
"Whoops, watch where you sit down. Sometimes weirdos put whoopie cushions on the seats."
Ib's entirely red face was enough to say that she was not pleased by this prank. Though others were holding back giggles.
"Anyway, let's order. What do y'all want?"
[Fries] [Burgers]
Everyone asked for burgers since burgers are more filling, though since it's all monster food, it wouldn't really matter in the long run.
"Hey, that sounds pretty good. I'll have that too. Grillby! Four burgers please"
The fire in the suit and glasses went into the back room for a short time, presumably to prepare their food. Meanwhile,
"So, what do you all think about my brother Pap? You think he's cool?" Sans asked
"Yeah, he's super funny"
"He tries very hard"
"[cool]"
"Of course he's cool. You'd be cool too if you wore that outfit all day. He'd only take that off if he absolutely had to. Oh well, at least he washes it. And by that I mean he wears it in the shower. Anyways, cool or not, you have to agree he tries real hard."
It was then that Grillby had returned and placed four identical hamburgers with white plates onto the table
"Here comes the grub. Want some ketchup?"
Frisk frantically waved their hands from left to right, meaning "no". The other two were confused but decided to follow Frisk's decision and decline.
"Alright then, more for me" Sans said, then proceeded to drink from the bottle leaving Ib and Mary speechless
"This one time, Papyrus stood outside of the house of the captain of the royal guard and tried to get her to accept him. Naturally, she slammed the door on him since it was in the middle of the night. But the next day, she woke up and saw him still standing there. Seeing his dedication, she decided to give him some warrior training."
"Wow" Ib and mary said.
Meanwhile, with Chara and Papyrus…
"Nyeh! What do you think of my secret style!?" Papyrus asked. He had a baseball cap on backwards, shorts, teneshoes, the words "cool dude" on his shirt, and sunglasses on his "biceps"
Chara, was cringing.
"Y-yeah… I- I l-love it" they struggled to say.
"No! A genuine compliment!"
*Date power increase
"I swear! She- he- Frisk is going to get it! The Dreemurr name shall noi be disgraced!" they thought.
Back with everyone else...
"Oh yeah, i wanted to ask all of you something."
It felt like the entire room went dark, and the music stopped instantly. Like there was a spotlight shining down on the four.
"Have you ever heard about a talking flower?"
"Yeah"
"Yes, I think so"
"*nod*"
"So you've heard all about it. The echo flower. They're all over the marsh. Say something to them, and they'll repeat it over and over. What about it? Well, Papyrus told me something interesting the other day. Sometimes, when no one else is around, a flower appears and whispers things to him. Flattery, advice, predictions. Weird huh? Someone must be using an echo flower to play tricks on him. Keep an eye out kay? Thanks"
Sans turned around and got off of the bar stool.
"Welp, that was a long break. I can't believe I let you pull me away from work for that long. Oh, by the way,"
"..."
"I'm flat broke. Can you foot the bill?"
"Um, I think?" Ib said looking at their menu screen checking the amount of G's they had. "1302 G"
"It's just 10,000G"
"WHAT ?"
"*loses balance comedically*"
"-.-"
"I'm just kidding. Grillby! Put it on my tab" Sans continued to walk to the door, but stopped and turned right before exiting. "By the way, I was going to say something, but I forgot" and with that last sentence, he left and disappeared. He probably went back to his station right outside Snowdin.
"Let's go get Chara and get going" Ib commanded.
"Okay!"
"*nods*"
Before leaving themselves, the door flung open. Their fourth companion, the first human, looked angry, face with red spots on their cheeks in the embarassed way.
"C-chara? What happened?"
"H-how did it go?" Mary asked giggling
"I… got… FRIENDZONED BY A SKELETON!" Chara screamed.
END
I'm super super super sorry for not posting this! ;.;
I completely forgot I skipped over this. sorry!
