Hello, fanfiction followers!
I keep thinking about how much I miss writing stories for … and my current story "The Legend of Sheik" (found in the Legend of Zelda categories) is way too detailed and long for me to devote a lot of time to.
SO! I've decided to write a small collection of Short Stories based around the characters in the "Smash Mansion."
Now my plan is to write a new short story each week. Hopefully. But I'd just like to get a bunch of small ideas out of my head.
Now these stories can range from comedy, drama, romance… Anything really.
This first story will contain some yaoi... and will probably be the longest "short story" I'll write for this. It is based off my "trilogy" of Bowser and Ganondorf stories. This story references those stories a few time, but you don't have to read those stories to understand what's going on.
But yes, like I said, this particular fic contains yaoi. Enjoy everybody!
ALSO!
DISCLAIMER: I own none of these characters (or quotes from Dr. Who).
Story 1: A Glimpse at the Future
Two shining figures floated before Zelda. She blinked a couple of times adjusting her eyes to the golden figures before her. As her eyes adjusted she recognized the figures as Bowser and Ganondorf.
A loud, calming voice echoed through the dark void the three figures floated in.
"The unstoppable pair." The voice said, Zelda recognized the voice as the Goddess Nayru, the Goddess who had always provided Zelda with her prophetic visions in her dreams. "With their powers combined, nothing can stop them." Nayru continued as Zelda listened. "But, Zelda, be warned the future is bleak for these two." Suddenly the golden figure of Ganondorf began to fade away. "The Prince of Darkness will soon be replaced by another. With the pair separated for good, the Mansion will fall to destruction." Soon Ganondorf's golden silhouette was gone and Bowser stood alone. Zelda watched as fire enveloped Bowser and he fell to the ground and vanished. Zelda could hear the screams of pain and roars of agony as Bowser fell. "A great threat is coming to Mansion. Prevent this tragedy!" There was a brilliant flash of light and the Princess jolted awake. It was still dark, and she could hear Peach and Samus sleeping quietly in the room.
"I have to find Bowser." Zelda whispered to herself, she jumped out of her bed and ran down the hallway towards the Villain's room. She could hear the voices of Bowser, King Dedede, Wario, and Ganondorf talking from inside. Zelda tapped lightly on the door, which opened quickly.
"Hey, hey, little lady!" Wario spatted, "What's a fine mama—" Zelda promptly cut him off.
"Bowser. I need to speak with you." Zelda said sternly, Bowser looked up and followed the Princess out of his room and into the hallway.
"What is it?" Bowser asked.
"It's Ganondorf." Zelda said softly.
"What? What's wrong? What's happened!" Bowser asked, his heart began racing.
"Nothing… yet." Zelda explained her prophetic dream to Bowser who pondered about it.
"What does it mean?" Bowser asked.
"Something is going to happen to Ganondorf. I'm just not sure what." Zelda responded, "My plan is to prevent whatever is going to happen to him from actually happening."
"How?"
Zelda took Bowser by his forearm and looked into his eyes.
"I'm going to send you to the future." Zelda said, "With the use of my magic I should be able to project your subconscious into the future several years to find out what happened to Ganondorf."
"The future? Wow." Bowser stuttered.
"This is incredibly powerful magic." Zelda stated, "I can't keep you there forever."
"Right, when are you going to send me?" Bowser asked.
"Tonight, right before the sun rises." Zelda added.
"It's already 5:00 in the morning, Zelda. Dawn is approaching."
"We have to send you to sleep, only your subconscious can be sent to the future… In a way you will be possessing yourself in the future. Does that make sense?"
"I think so." After a brief pause, Bowser continued. "Let's do it."
Bowser led Zelda into his bedroom. Ganondorf, King Dedede, and Wario looked up.
"What's goin—" Ganondorf was interrupted.
"No time to explain. Bowser, get in your bed." Zelda stated.
"Wooo-yeah!" Wario said crudely. Zelda ignored his comment and stood beside Bowser's bed as he crawled inside.
"Bowser," Zelda said urgently, "The magic will only last from sunrise to sunset. You have to find out as much as you can in that time. Use your time wisely."
"All right." Bowser closed his eyes and Zelda started working her magic. The room stayed quiet as the sun began to climb to the horizon, Bowser felt himself slip further and further into unconsciousness. The darkness outside was fading quicker and quicker, the beginning to turn a pale orange color. Bowser, still, conscious continued focusing on sleep. He felt the room getting brighter as the sun approached the horizon. Then as the sun broke above the horizon, Bowser shot his eyes open.
"Zelda it didn't-" Bowser stopped himself. Zelda was gone; he couldn't recognize his bedroom. The sun has just became visible over the horizon.
Dawn of the first day: 15 hours remain
"It… Worked. It did work!" Bowser jumped out his bed and ran out of his bedroom. The smash mansion looked the same, but he was a little disoriented, as he was now in a bedroom on a different side of the mansion. "Nothing is too different," Bowser said aloud. "I wonder what year it is."
The mansion was quiet, the smashers were still asleep. If he knew his roommates, King Dedede, Wario, and Ganondorf wouldn't wake up until around noon. The princess on the other hand should be waking up soon. Zelda ran down to the bedroom of Peach, Zelda and Samus and knocked excitedly on the door. A blue female fox opened the door. "Oh hey, Bowser… What's up?" The vixen asked. Bowser was in slight shock, as he didn't recognize the female before him.
"Um… I… uh… um…" Bowser stuttered.
"Well spit it out!" She laughed.
"Is, uh, Zelda here?" Bowser asked.
"Oh yeah." The fox turned to let Bowser in the room.
"Hi, Bowser." The girls said excitedly.
"Zelda!" Bowser said, "I need to talk to you!"
Zelda nodded her head and followed Bowser out of her room. "It worked!" Bowser said excitedly.
"What did?" Zelda asked.
"Remember when you sent me to the future?"
"Oh, holy—" Zelda said suddenly. "That was six years ago!"
"Six years?" Bowser asked, "So it's 2014?"
"Yes." Zelda said.
"Well, the mansion doesn't look like it's in ruins. So, Ganondorf is still here, right?" Bowser asked excitedly. Bowser's excitement was met by Zelda's silence. She shook her head slowly. "Oh…" Bowser responded.
"He was…" Zelda began slowly, "Bowser… Ganondorf was replaced."
"Replaced? What do you mean?"
"Remember when Lucario came to the mansion the 6 years ago? He replaced, Mewtwo. And Toon Link? He replaced Young Link. Bowser… Ganondorf was replaced."
"What? By who?" Bowser asked angrily.
There was a large stomping sound coming from down the hallway. Bowser could tell it was someone very large.
"Go see for yourself." Zelda said calmly. Bowser turned from Zelda and followed the loud footsteps. As he turned the corner he noticed an extremely large figure walking down the hallway. His skin looked more like black scales, he had a large nose, a glowing white "X" on his forehead and his most prominent feature was his hair. This large man's hair wasn't hair at all. It was fire. The fire spouted from his head, but never fell to the ground. Bowser stopped at the sight of the massive man in front of him.
"Bowser…" The man said gruffly in salutation.
Bowser nodded his head in shock as the giant man walked passed him and into the showers, Bowser stood in silence.
"His name is Demise." Zelda said appearing behind the giant turtle.
"What happened to Ganondorf?" Bowser asked.
"Listen to this, the history of Hyrule." Zelda said, turning away from Bowser and began walking to the lobby of the mansion. Bowser followed behind her. "I, Zelda, am the great Goddess, Hylia, reborn as a mortal. Hylia engaged in a great battle many, many eons ago a great monster known as the Demon King arose from beneath the Earth. This Demon King was known as Demise. Hylia created a plan which eventually lead to the fall of Demise. Demise's final curse claimed that his hatred would be reborn and he would conquer all of Hyrule. Ganondorf is the reincarnation of Demise's hatred. So, it's true that Ganondorf is somewhere deep inside Demise, but they are two completely different people. Just as Hylia and I are completely separate entities. Demise is the reason Ganondorf is gone."
"Perhaps I can find Ganondorf if I talk to Demise about it." Bowser said as he looked back to the showers.
"Perhaps. Good luck, Bowser." Zelda continued walking forward as Bowser turned around and approached the showers. He entered and heard the showers running. Bowser entered the shower and walked past the shower Demise was occupying. Demise's hair was no longer an orange flame, but instead was black. Demise's large cape was no longer covering his body, and Bowser stopped in his tracks as he caught sight of Demise's large, muscular, naked body.
Demise chuckled and Bowser jumped. He was surprised Demise even knew he was staring.
"You like what you see, Bowser." Demise said, still not turning around to face him.
"I… uh…" Bowser stuttered. Demise turned around and Bowser's mouth dropped open when he caught a glimpse of Demise's extremely large member.
"I know you do," Demise chuckled, "Everyone does."
"I actually came here to talk to you about someone…" Bowser said.
"Who?" Demise said turning away from Bowser and continuing his shower.
"His name is Ganondorf." Bowser stated.
"Ganondorf…. Hmmm. Ganondorf…" Demise thought for a while, then responded. "I've never heard of him."
"I realize that." Bowser said, "Because…" Bowser paused, he wasn't sure how to word it.
"Because what?" Demise turned around again, Bowser averted his eyes from down below and held eye contact with the Demon King.
"Because, you're him." Demise looked too Bowser as if he were the stupidest giant, fire-breathing turtle he had ever seen. "I know it sounds crazy. But you have to believe me. You house the soul of Ganondorf."
"I don't even know who the fuck that is." Demise said brushing off Bowser's concern. He turned around back to the shower.
"I don't know how to explain this…"
"Then why don't you stop there, bud." Demise continued. "This Ganondorf guy you talk about, isn't here. And if he was he's gone now… So you gotta move on. He's not coming back, so no use trying to blame it on me."
Bowser looked to the floor, Demise was right. Even though Ganondorf was deep down inside Demise, there was no way of bringing him out. Demise and Ganondorf were two completely separate people… And Bowser wasn't too sure he appreciated this guy's cockiness. Bowser left the showers without another word to Demise.
Bowser was stopped by Zelda as he walked out of the showers. "Bowser," It's 7:30 in the morning you have only 14 hours left until the sunsets."
"I realize that, Zelda. But there's not much I can do. How am I supposed to pull Ganondorf out of Demise? Is that even possible?"
"I'm not sure, but it's something you can try. Being reborn as a mortal, I had to awaken memories of myself as Hylia… Perhaps you can awaken memories of Demise's life as Ganondorf."
"But… how? He hasn't technically lived as Ganondorf yet. Has he?" Bowser asked.
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually — from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint — it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff." Zelda said.
"Huh?" Bowser said, completely confused.
"Nevermind. The point is, I think those memories of Ganondorf are still in Demise. And… I believe you're the only one who can unlock them."
"But… How?"
"Just do stuff together that you guys used to do! Good luck." Zelda threw her hands up and vanished in a flash of green light.
"What the hell are you doing standing in the middle of the doorway?" Demise said behind Bowser. His hair was flaming red again.
"Uh… Sorry, Ga—Demise." Bowser said as he moved out of the way, Demise pushed past him and walked down the hallway.
"Demise!" Bowser shouted suddenly.
"What now?" Demise said as he turned to face Bowser.
"I was… wondering if you want to … hang out or something today." Bowser said.
"Hang out?" Demise said in a condescending voice. He paused for a brief second then responded. "Sure. I have a few appointments this afternoon, but I'll get with ya afterwards."
"Oh… okay." Bowser said excitedly. Demise scoffed and continued to his room.
Appointments? Bowser thought, What kind of appointment does that guy have? Bowser shrugged and continued to walk to his bedroom. Inside the Villain's room Demise was awake, running a rock against a giant dark blade he had placed in his lap. King Dedede and Wario were still snoring.
"What kind of appoints do you have today?" Bowser asked. Demise shot him a look seeming to suggest that Bowser already knew what the appointments were.
"I have one with Peach, Samus, Link, and Krystal today. And one with you now once I'm done with Krystal."
That explained nothing. "Oh…" Bowser said.
Bowser sat on his bed. The room was silent until Wario farted himself awake. Bowser chuckled, it was clear that over the 6 years Wario hadn't changed.
"Huh, wassah?" Wario said as he sat up.
"Free food in the cafeteria." Demise said coldly as Wario stood up. Wario farted again and jumped out of his bed and ran out the room and to the cafeteria.
"But the food's always free…" Bowser said.
"And the dumbass still hasn't picked up on it." Demise said. He finished sharpening his blade and place it in the corner of the room.
There was a groan from King Dedede, "Uggh!" He said as he stretched, "Good morning everybody."
"Morning." Bowser replied. Demise nodded his head in greeting.
"Ugh. It's only 10:00?" Dedede said looking up, "I could sleep longer."
Fuck! Bowser thought to himself, his time was ticking away and he still wasn't sure how to get to Demise.
"10:00? Cue Peach." Demise said. There was then a small tap at the door. "Appointment time, boys."
King Dedede sighed in slight annoyance and stood up from his bed. And walked to the door. He opened it.
"Hi, Peach." King Dedede said.
"Oh… uh… hi Dedede, is De—"
"Yes. He's on his bed." King Dedede let Peach in and looked to Bowser. "You wanna come with me and get breakfast? We'll leave them to their appointment."
"Uh… Sure." Bowser said. He stood up and left the room with King Dedede. Bowser followed behind King Dedede as they approached the cafeteria.
"Dedede, what kind of appointment does he have?" Bowser asked.
King Dedede sighed with a small amount of annoyance. "You don't remember?" He asked.
Bowser shook his head. King Dedede stopped Bowser. "Just wait…. Just listen."
"What do—" Bowser was interrupted by a scream. It was not a terrifying scream, it was a scream of pleasure. Peach's voice echoed through the mansion. There was then a large thump followed by Peach's voice again, another thump, and another scream. The thumps got faster and faster and Peach continued screaming.
"Oh my God…" Bowser said, "Is he… are they?"
"Yep. I can't believe you forgot that. He has about 5 "appointments" each day." King Dedede explained. The thumping continued as Peach screamed out "HOLY FUCK!"
"My goodness, she's fuckin' loud." Bowser said.
"Everyone is." King Dedede said. "Come on, let's get food."
Bowser nodded and followed King Dedede into the cafeteria. After breakfast Bowser looked to King Dedede "How long is the appointment?"
"Usually an hour." King Dedede said. He turned to check the time. "It's almost 11:00, so he's about to finish her up."
"Holy…" Bowser said, "A fuckin' hour? They are fucking for a fucking hour? Damn…. Poor Peach." Bowser laughed.
"Trust me; she won't be walking correctly for about a day. No one ever does." King Dedede joked.
As 11:00 hit, King Dedede and Bowser headed back to the room. The sound of thumping and screaming could still be heard. The thumping was still going at an alarmingly fast rate.
"I'm surprised she still has a voice." Bowser commented. King Dedede shrugged and smiled. Then Bowser and King Dedede heard three fast thumps followed by an extremely long, drawn out scream from Peach.
"There we go, that's the end." King Dedede said. Bowser and King Dedede stood out in front of their room as Peach opened the door, he face was red and she was dripping with sweat.
"Hey, Peach." King Dedede said.
"Hey..." Peach managed to say, King Dedede and Bowser watched and Peach managed to limp away from the room.
King Dedede and Bowser walked inside, Demise was sitting casually on his bed. No sign of sweat or exhaustion on his body. His cape was wrapped around his waist again. He was sharping his sword as if nothing had happened.
"Got another appointment soon, boys." Demise said, "Samus should be coming soon."
"Demise… Do you have to have these appointments. Don't you just wanna hang out now?" Bowser asked.
"Bowser, Bowser, Bowser." Demise said, "I can't just deny them my weapon. You know how they all beg."
"… Right, I forgot about that." Bowser said.
There was another tap at the door.
"Come in." Bowser shouted, and Samus opened the door.
"Samus." King Dedede said.
"Dedede… Bowser." Samus replied.
Bowser and King Dedede made eye contact and promptly left the room.
"To the pool?" King Dedede asked.
"Sure. The pool." Bowser replied.
Before they could exit the mansion the sounds of thumping and screaming could be heard.
Bowser sat quietly in the pool with King Dedede, the sound of distant thumping could still be heard. The screaming; however, was greatly silenced.
"What's wrong, Bowser?" King Dedede asked. "I can tell you're upset about something."
"It's nothing…" Bowser replied.
"No… It's Ganondorf isn't it?"
Bowser's heart began to sink.
"Bowser, I've never seen someone love someone as much as you loved him. After Demise replaced him, you were crushed. I know you said you've gotten over it, but I know you haven't."
"I know… I know I haven't. But, Zelda suggested I try bringing out his memories as Ganondorf and then maybe we'd be reunited. Ya know?" Bowser said.
"Yeah… I know. Good luck, Bowser." King Dedede said.
Bowser and King Dedede sat in the pool in silence and Bowser sat by helplessly as the minutes were wasted.
Noon of the final day: 9 hours remain.
The thumping had stopped.
"Well, Samus is finished." King Dedede laughed. "I feel like we're in Mortal Kombat you know?" King Dedede changed his voice and started mimicking "FINISH HER! …. FATALITY!" Bowser and King Dedede laughed together.
"Who's next?" Bowser asked referring to Demise's appointments.
"I have no idea." King Dedede replied, "Nor do I care."
Bowser climbed out of the pool and walked to a chair, he rested in the sun as the thumping began picking up again. This appointment starting at 12:05. A male voice could be heard moaning now.
"Sounds like Link," Bowser said. "Poor lad."
The doors to the pool opened and Falco walked out wearing his swimming trunks. Fox followed behind him. "Hey, Falco. Hey, Fox." Bowser said.
"Afternoon, Bowser." Falco replied.
Fox limped out to the pool, unable to walk straight. Fox opened his mouth and tried to speak, but his voice was gone.
"He had an appointment yesterday, remember?" Falco laughed and slapped Fox on the ass, who winced in pain.
"Was it worth it?" Bowser asked Fox. Fox's eyes widened and nodded his head excitedly.
"Trust me, Bowser." Falco said, "I went down on Demise a couple weeks ago, that's all I did… and it was the best sexual encounter I've ever had."
Bowser was silent. "Wow." He finally replied.
Falco and Fox lowered themselves into the hot tub, and Fox let out a relieved sigh.
Bowser continued to listen to the thumps and muffled moans of Link as 1:05 rolled around, Link let out a loud scream.
"Fatality," was King Dedede's only comment. Bowser chuckled.
"Kystal is next." Falco said from the hot tub. "She's been so excited about it." Fox nodded to support Falco's statement.
The thumping started up again, followed by small muffled screams from Krystal.
"Four straight hours of sex." Falco continued, "That man is a machine."
"Yeah. I'm after Krystal." Bowser said.
"Holy Bowser. You sure you can handle him?" Falco asked.
"I'm not going to have sex with him, Falco." Bowser explained. "I just want to hang out with him, spend time with him you know?"
"Yeah. Sure, sure. I understand." Falco said.
2:05 of the Final Day: 7 Hours Remain
The thumping ceased and Bowser looked up. "He's done, he—"
"FINISHED HER!" King Dedede joked.
"That too." Bowser stood up and walked back to the mansion. "Wish me luck, guys."
"Good luck," King Dedede said.
"Yeah, good luck, man. You're gonna need it." Falco added.
Fox waved and Bowser returned inside the mansion and walked to his bedroom. Bowser walked inside to find Demise sitting on his bed once again, fully dressed acting as if he hadn't just had 4 straight hours of sex.
"Hey, Demise." Bowser said, "I was –"
"I know why you're here, Bowser." Demise said casually.
"You do?" Bowser asked.
"Of course." Demise stood up from the bed and walked towards Bowser, "You saw me in the shower this morning. You can't deny the fact you like what you saw."
Bowser gulped, "I… uh… well… yeah, but that's not—"
Demise stopped Bowser without a word and opened the cape around his waist. Demise threw it to the ground and stood fully naked in front of Bowser. Bowser didn't say anything; he stood in amazement as he looked at Demise's muscular body and extremely large cock.
Demise walked closer to Bowser and placed his hand on the back of Bowser's head. "Well… Get to it." Demise pushed Bowser down with a large amount of force. Bowser dropped to his knees and opened his mouth. He wasn't able to overcome his desire for Demise and moved his mouth closer to Demise's soft cock. Bowser finally succumbed to his desire and put Demise's cock in his mouth. Demise stood there as Bowser took Demise's soft 8 inches down his throat. Demise made no noise, but continued to force Bowser's mouth onto his slowly rising cock.
"Not bad." Demise simply said. Bowser lost all control of his body and let Demise control how deep Demise's cock went down his throat. Bowser could feel Demise's cock getting harder and longer inside his mouth. Finally, Demise had reached a full erection and was now ramming Bowser's head onto his cock.
"Balls now," Demise commanded. Bowser nodded obediently and dropped his head lower and began to run his tongue over Demise's long, dangling balls. For a little while Demise let Bowser lick his nuts while his hand still pressed against the back of his head.
"Now, Bowser. Here's the choices I give to everyone. You can either stay on your knees and continue sucking me off, or you get on that bed and I'll plow into you, until I'm done."
Bowser's mind was racing. Bowser felt that he, himself was hard, but he cared more about pleasuring Demise.
Just do stuff together that you guys used to do, Zelda's voice echoed through his mind. Bowser then got an idea.
"Demise. Let's go to the front of the mansion. Fuck me out there." Bowser recalled when he turned human that once he had found Ganondorf the two of them had sex in front of the mansion.
Demise nodded and walked out the door without getting dressed and with his erection still pointing in the air. Bowser smiled and followed behind him.
They reach the mansion patio, Demise still naked and hard snapped his fingers and removed Bowser's shell. Bowser, now also naked was thrown down onto the cement. Demise held Bowser's legs into the air and pushed himself inside. Bowser screamed in immense pain and extreme pleasure. Demise's 13 inches began pounding into Bowser. As Bowser moaned and screamed, Demise remained calm as he fucked Bowser over and over.
"Demise…" Bowser managed to say through the thrusts.
"Shut up…" Demise commanded as plowed Bowser harder.
"Listen… pretend… pretend I'm human." Bowser said, hoping the image would sink in with Demise.
Demise pumped harder and faster, soon he wasn't able to form sentences anymore as the pleasure washed over him and all he could do was moan. Bowser looked up to Demise and placed his hand behind Demise's head.
Demise opened his eyes and made eye contact with Bowser. Demise continued to plow into Bowser as Bowser raised his head up to Demise. Their lips got closer until Demise turned away, without stopping the fuck session, and replied . "I don't kiss."
Bowser tried to reply but the harder, deeper thrusts made it completely impossible for him to form any words. Demise continued to plow as the sun continued to move across the sky. Demise's cock continued to ram against Bowser's sweet spot and Bowser's moans higher and higher in pitch. Suddenly Bowser burst his own load all over his chest as Demise continued to thrust. As 3:05 rolled around, Demise made three deep, powerful thrusts and Bowser felt Demise release inside.
"Wow." Bowser said as he was recovering.
Demise snapped his fingers, and the mess the two had caused was instantly cleaned up.
"Ganondorf…." Bowser whispered. He looked into Demise's eyes, "Do you remember?"
Demise scoffed at Bowser, "My name is not Ganondorf." Demise turned around and walked inside the mansion.
"Dammit." Bowser cursed as he punched the ground. "Only 5 hours left. I've got to find something to spark his memory." Bowser racked his brain and an idea hit him. "The cufflinks!" The powerful cufflinks Ganondorf made for him with the Triforce of Power was able to make Ganondorf's memory of the Triforce return to him. Perhaps he could use them again to help Demise's memory surface. Bowser reached for his arms and realized he was wearing his black spiked cufflinks instead of the deep purple ones Ganondorf had made. Bowser cursed again and darted into the mansion, he began rummaging through his belongings looking for the powerful cufflinks. The hours slipped by as he searched for him.
The sun was moving through the sky, unable to stop it Bowser was only able to continue searching.
Evening of the final day: 1 hour remains.
8:00 in the evening Bowser had finally found the powerful cufflinks he had been looking for. The powerful purple cufflinks emitted powerful energy in his hands. Now all he had to do was find Demise.
Bowser rushed through the mansion searching for the Demon King, not in the cafeteria, or the lobby, not outside in the front of the mansion. Bowser ran to the pool and smiled as he saw Demise relaxing in the pool.
"Demise!" Bowser shouted.
"What now?" Demise replied without looking towards Bowser or opening his eyes.
"I want to you to try these on." Bowser said holding up the purple cufflinks, Demise turned to look at him.
"Those are purple." Demise scoffed.
"So?"
"That's gay, dude."
Bowser starred at him in confused silence. "Okay, I just sucked your dick and you plowed into me… but wearing purple cufflinks is too gay for you?" Bowser said. "You made them for crying out loud!"
"It's only gay if I suck your dick. I'm omnisexual! I'll fuck anything that wants my dick. I'm not bi, I'm not gay, I'm not straight. So I'm not wearing your gay little bracelets!" Demise shouted as he pulled himself out of the pool.
"Just wear them. Just for a little bit!" Bowser shouted.
"No." Demise shouted.
"Yes!" Bowser shouted. He approached Demise's arm and grabbed ahold of him.
"Let go you son of a bitch!" Demise shouted. He flung his arm up and threw Bowser onto the ground in one powerful swing.
"God dammit, Ganondorf!" Bowser shouted, "Just try it!"
"My name isn't GANONDORF!" Demise yelled. He held his hand in the air and suddenly the large black sword Demise had been sharpening shot from the mansion and flew to Demise's hand. Demise flung the sword around in the air and struck at Bowser. Bowser rolled out of the way and the sword struck the cement. Bowser shot a powerful flame at Demise. The flame struck Demise in the chest, but was absorbed inside him. The battle raged on as Bowser avoided Demise's strikes and Demise absorbed all of Bowser's attacks. The sun sunk closer and closer to the horizon. Demise flung the sword to Bowser, but the sword became stuck in the cement. Bowser finally saw his chance. Bowser grabbed his arm and attached the cufflink around Demise's arm.
"Oh…" Demise said in surprise. He began laughing, he felt the power surge through him.
"How do you feel?" Bowser stood in silence, "Ganondorf?"
"So. Much. Power." Demise said. "SO. MUCH. POWER!" Demise ripped his sword form the cement and swung it at Ganondorf. Demise took the energy he felt within him and channeled it to his sword, which began to glow a golden color. He started shooting small burst of energy at Bowser.
"Ganondorf! Stop!" Bowser yelled, "You made these cufflinks with the Triforce of Power! Don't you remember." Bowser continued to dive and avoid burst of energy being shot at him, "Don't you remember Tabuu? How you recovered my memory of you? How we saved the mansion? How we were in LOVE!"
The bolts of energy stopped shooting and Demise stood still. Triforce of Power. Tabuu. Save the Mansion. Love. The words sunk into Demise's brain. Something changed in him. He felt, different somehow. Demise dropped his sword. He looked up to Bowser.
"Bowser…" Demise's voice was softer than he had ever heard it before.
"Ganondorf?" Bowser asked.
Demise looked down at himself. "Y-yeah… I think so."
Bowser rushed to Demise as the sun began to sink behind the horizon.
"Ganondorf…. I… I knew you'd come back." Bowser laughed.
"I… I look so…." Demise looked down at himself, "So…. Hot."
Bowser laughed and made eye contact with Demise.
"Ganondorf…." Bowser said, "I love you."
Demise smiled, he moved his head down towards Bowser as their lips got closer. Then Bowser felt a powerful sting of pain rush through his body. The sun disappeared behind the horizon, and Bowser felt himself falling. He saw Demise before him and the images faded away further and further into darkness.
Suddenly Bowser shot his eyes open and he sat up in his bed. Zelda was standing next to him and Ganondorf and King Dedede were watching him.
"The sun has set," Zelda explained. "What did you see?"
Bowser gripped Zelda by the arm and explained his adventures in the future and what her prophecies meant.
"So Ganondorf will be replaced, huh?" Zelda said, "Perhaps we can prevent that."
"Perhaps, but if not I know how to make his memory surface again!" Bowser said with a smile.
Zelda and Bowser explained the situation to Master Hand who calmly stated, "I'll talk with Lord Sakurai. And see what we can settle out." Master Hand said.
"Thanks for your help, Master Hand." Zelda nodded.
Bowser returned to his room and embraced Ganondorf in a tight hug.
"Missed you too, Bowser." Ganondorf said happily. "I missed you too."
Well! As you can see this is my "clever" way of trying to predict what some of the characters the New Super Smash Bros. Universe game might have!
I have another short story in mind that I'll try to post next week!
But! Guys! I always want suggestions from you! What kind of short stories would you like to see... I will almost write anything... except for like... hentai or yuri (because... Honestly, I just don't wanna write that... and I wont be very good at it)
I also didn't heavily proofread this. These stories are more or less just for fun and to give my fans something to read while I continue work on "The Legend of Sheik."
Anyway, guys. I hope you like this! And I hope you give me suggestions. Feel free to leave a comment or to send me a private message explaining your ideas. Thanks for reading guys, and I'll hopefully see you next week!
Shadow-38