Revolutionary Fit Girl Utena
How one fit teenage girl smashes the delusions of various unhealthy people at fat-logic-plagued Ohtori Academy.
Warning: This parody fic has trigger-y elements including but not limited to fat logic, eating disorders, body image, misogyny, misandry etc so read at your own risk.
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Episode Eight: The Diet Pill High Trip
Anthy spikes the ingredients at Home Economics Class with powder-ized diet pills, thinking it will help everyone lose weight effortlessly. As she spikes in generous portions, everyone in class gets high and sick instead.
Episode Nine: The Pill said to offer Effortless Beauty
Turns out Anthy gets her diet pills from an off-steroids Saionji, obsessed muscle-builder willing do anything to maintain his chiseled bod, except exercising and eating right. As those ill-regulated meds actually contains amphetamine (plus other nifty stuff), Saionji's behavior spirals out of control and is expelled
Episode Ten: Nanami's Precious Buns
Nanami's nostalgia-related fondness for her brother's cherubic bubble butt comes to light, as she loses all self-restraint at seeing him wear the man-tights Anthy bought him for his birthday. All hell breaks lose when she then catches Touga and Utena engaging in bun-minimizing jogging sessions.
Episode Eleven: The One Who Brings the Downer
Being the only fit, athletic kid at school makes Utena desirable to boys and girls both – to the point that her hot poll ranking gradually eclipses pretty boy Touga's. Small-minded, Touga starts spreading ugly rumors about her being (what else?) anorexic. While Utena's excellent basketball playing proves her being healthy to the point of robust, the fact that she is flat-chest-ed from perhaps too much exercise has also come to her schoolmates' attention . . .
Episode Twelve: For Fitness's Sake, Perhaps
At having to confront her own flat-chested-ness, Utena's once infallible self-esteem crumbles - to the point that she takes to considering implants despite knowing it will increase the risk of breast cancer. Already she has taken to pleasure eating and not exercising (too depressed!). While this brings her closer to Anthy (again the most desired girl now that Utena has wilted), it alarms older friends like Wakaba. Meanwhile, Juri's fat logic gradually crumbles under real logic, as she tentatively tries out Utena's eating/exercise suggestions. Having seen improvements in her own physique and well-being, the fashionista goes to Utena thank her. The act inadvertently helps in shattering the fitness advocate's uncertainty, saving her from depression and revitalizing her person. Meanwhile, Touga's malicious lies gets him branded as a petty man-bitch - one who's too tacky to maintain 'hot' status. Crushed, the thin-skinned boy stops coming to classes and becomes a shut in.
Episode Thirteen: Pot of Luck
The (fairly chunky) Acting Chairman devours an entire pot luck supper all by himself, all the while talking creepily to a large poster of Dios – the first waif boy to gain supermodel status, prior to abruptly disappearing off the fashion scene some years ago . . .
To be Continued . . .