Warning: This parody fic has trigger-y elements including but not limited to fat logic, eating disorders, body image, misogyny, misandry etc so read at your own risk.
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Note: Updated for Morte Mistrata, CelianAdellanie, King81992, Wiratomkinder and ofinsanitiesss951 XD
Episode 33: The Stomach That Rumbles in the Night
While scooter-riding about at night, Akio calls a local radio show "I Wonder?" accusing them of bias for telling people fat is unhealthy. To that, the trio of female hosts give him the following multiple choice quiz:
(/"I wonder, I wonder, do you know what I wonder?
Multiple choice. Which of the following three things is actually biased?
1) Personal Feels.
2) Scientifically proven facts.
3) Promotion of unhealthy living habits as acceptable."/)
Akio dodges the question, and instead accuses the show hosts of being disingenuous for saying the term "health-damaging living habits" when they sound like anorexics themselves. To that, the trio of female hosts give him the following multiple choice quiz:
(/"I wonder . . . . Multiple choice again. Which of the following three actions is truly disingenuous?
1) Making rude assumptions about others with no facts to back it up.
2) Voicing scientifically proven facts.
3) Promotion of unhealthy living habits as acceptable while aware of their ill-effects."/)
Again dodging the question. Akio now claims that the show itself is "not fine" for casting fat people in a negative light and is thus "open to criticism." To that, the trio of female hosts give him the following multiple choice quiz:
(/"I wonder . . . . Multiple choice again. Which of the following is truly 'not fine?'
1) Anti-smoking ads.
2) Platforms or individuals voicing scientifically proven facts.
3) Platforms or individuals promoting of unhealthy living habits as acceptable."/)
KO-ed, the FA / feeder double-threat terminates the call and instead refocuses on the second passenger upon his scooter. It is Utena, currently gorging uncontrollably on cinnamon roll buttercream sandwiches. ("Please tell me . . . what is healthy?" / "I never intended for this to happen. I'm only here to deliver the rolls to Akio-san for Himemiya.")