"I'm sorry, but I just don't trust you."

Deidara rolled his eyes as he took a right, making his way into the dentist's office's parking lot. Goodness, his boyfriend could be such a drama queen sometimes! Although in his case, at the moment he had every right to be; Sasori was going to get his wisdom teeth removed.

Now Sasori never showed this side of himself often- anymore, but today was particularly different for one specific reason. Just for the fact that Deidara was escorting him. Instead of his grandmother taking him, his boyfriend so graciously offered to relieve the old woman of doing the task of driving her grandson to his surgery appointment and taking him back. While they were out she could stay home, relax and prepare for whatever her dear sweet little scorpling would need while he was recovering.

The main request was strawberry and raspberry jello. Lots and lots of jello. Certainly just that would not do for her sweet honey! So she had her work cut out for her and wouldn't waste a moment in getting a chance to pamper her grandbaby as she did back when he was younger. The day Sasori announced he would limit himself to one slice of her cakes- or five cookies were the day her heart broke. That and when he moved out. That was devastating. When it turned to two treats now, she honestly fell from her heart breaking.

So that was the reason Sasori was so very upset today.

Finally out of those awkward and gawky stages in their lives, the two boys were now attractive men. Deidara had bulked up to no longer be a lanky string bean, his braces were off flashing straight white teeth, and his skin glowed with sun kisses. Thankfully he kept his long hair, even growing as far as to add more length to it. Yes, he had one beautiful boyfriend to look at; and he did so as a dog looks at a juicy ham.

Sasori liked the food... Habits die hard!

Just like Deidara, Sasori had grown as well. After a rather successful, and tiresome, diet and finally growing out of the stage of stink, he was slowly working on buffing up his muscles to keep up with Deidara. The two went to the gym together, spotted each other and obnoxiously flirted with one another much to the other men in the room's chagrin. The two were madly in love and had no shame sending each other butterfly kisses and not-so-sportsmanlike slaps to the butt.

Well at least Sasori still did have a bit of shame, but just a little. He couldn't deny he liked the compliments he'd get from his tasty ham-boy whenever he would do a couple of squats or toe touches. What could Deidara do? For the longest time, Sasori had such thick and supple buns! He had to savor them before they became rock-hard glutes. All those compliments? Oh, all the compliments in the world wouldn't help him today though.

"Deidara I swear if you take a video of me all swollen and drugged up I will kick your ass!" Sasori hissed, grabbing both of the blond's hands as they went for the seatbelt buckle.

Deidara simply laughed it off though like he wasn't going to do it. Of course, he was going to take a video! He simply had to egg his boy on and make a fool of him; it was only fair after all. While he had braces, Sasori warmed up to the idea pretty quickly and eventually teased him to no end "out of love" he would say.

'Mmm Deidara this sure is delicious! Too bad you can't eat this caramel apple~'

'Oh, that's too bad Deidara! Three new elastics that are practically holding your jaw shut? Would seem like a hassle to remove them to eat this delicious albeit little snack cake... Guess I'll just have to...eat it!'

'What's that? So you have to wear headgear for six months while you sleep? Yikes~ that's too bad.'

'So that's how you sound with a retainer huh? Too bad I didn't quite understand that. Heh, you sound so funny!'

And so on. This though was his turn for some revenge for four long years of teasing and torture. After getting the good news from his orthodontist when finally got his braces removed, he wouldn't need surgery because he had no wisdom teeth in his mouth to be removed! It was a miracle!

After rubbing it in Sasori's face, it earned him the jab from the redhead of being without any wisdom; hence his poor view of art. Nevertheless! This day was going to make it all worth it.

-x-

Deidara swiped at his screen as he played a game on his phone while waiting in the lobby, his leg bouncing in excitement. This sure was taking a long time... But it would so be worth it! So worth it. Of course, a part of him hoped there wouldn't be any complications! He wasn't a monster... just an ass.

Looking up at the clock now and then, Deidara finally smiled at it, "Any minute now, and he should be done!"

Indeed he was fairly close and around ten minutes had rolled by when a nurse emerged from the back room to get him, "Deidara Iwa?" she called with a smile.

"Yes?" he jumped up, heart fluttering in pure excitement.

"Oh good!" She then giggled seeing the man's good mood. She knew too well why someone at this time would be so excited to be there. This happened far too often. "You can come back and see Mr. Akasuna now. Reminder he may be a bit loopy from the anesthesia. Let us know if he does anything aggressive right away."

"Yes ma'am."

Practically skipping behind her, Deidara followed her to a back room where Sasori sat resting in a chair looking rather... spacey. Time to take the video. Nothing so far was too out of the normal for his boyfriend though; Sasori always looked like that unless he was eating. It just wasn't until Sasori giggled like a schoolgirl that it became clear that his boyfriend was indeed one drugged-up puppy.

"Heyyyyy Sasori Dannaaa~ how are you doing sweetheart ?" Deidara cooed sappily before planting a good wet kiss on Sasori's head, just the way he hated it, making sure to get it in the camera shot.

"D-Deidara?"

"Yeah, my baby ?"

All sorts of nicknames he knew the redhead hated. Deidara wasted no time in setting his phone up to video. Just in time too!

"I wove you stho much!" Sasori said extremely loud and almost angrily. Suddenly it was almost as if he were crying he reached for Deidara's exposed and visibly flat stomach, "Wh-why did you a-abort our baby?"

Puzzled for a moment, Deidara just followed along with whatever bull was coming out from Sasori's stuffed mouth. "I'm sorry tootsie pop, but I wasn't ready to be a... Mother yet. How about next time you be the one who gets pregnant?"

Sasori grunted, huffed, and shook his finger pathetically at Deidara, "If only you'll marry me first."

"Yeah, I promise." Deidara chuckled, squeezing Sasori's wagging hand.

Sasori quickly groaned angrily again and slapped his other hand against his stomach. Pointing to his mouth he frowned, "Would you even kissth me with... What'sth even in my mouth?" He asked, going cross-eyed as he tried to look in his mouth in the worst way possible.

Deidara shook his head and snickered as he continued to take the video. "Those are - wait don't take them out, you moron! Sheesh... Yes, I would love to kiss you. I always love kissing you..."

Sasori closed his eyes and sighed heavily, "Even with fluff sthuff in my mouth?"

"Of course! Now let me give you a peck..."

Leaning in with his phone pulled back so he could get it in the shot, Deidara did indeed give Sasori a light peck on the corner lips.

Sasori's eyes closed in confusion, "So when do I get my kissth?"

Deidara sat there perplexed.

"You sthaid you would kissth me. Where isth my kissth?" Sasori now asked, finally opening his eyes very slowly.

"Uh, I did kiss you though..."

"No you DIDN'T !" Sasori yelled, this time the being the loudest yet

Sighing Deidara leaned in and kissed him yet again. "Better now?" he asked ruffling the shorter male's red hair.

"Mmm...One more."

Kiss.

"Another."

Kiss.

"Maaaybe...give me another."

Kiss.

"On the forehead now?"

Kiss.

"Okay, one more time."

Kiss.

"Lasth one, alright?"

Kiss.

Nodding slowly, Sasori quickly crinkled his nose in disgust as he scowled, "Ew, you sure do like kissthing boysth a lot don't ya?"

Deidara rolled his eyes and gave Sasori's nose a light pinch, "That's because we're boyfriends and for some very strange reason I love you."

Sasori gasped and jumped in his seat scaring Deidara, "Wait, you're my boyfriend!?"

"Uh, well obviously!?" Deidara panted, grasping his heart from the near heart attack. "Didn't you know that when you asked for a kiss, un?"

"I thought you were just sthome hot guy who could give me a kissth." Sasori whined, writhing in his chair pathetically. Suddenly he sat up straight as a board and leaned right into the camera and Deidara's face, "I don't get it... HOW DID I GET SUCH A HOT BOYFRIEND ?"

Deidara chuckled and held the phone tight as Sasori jostled him around. "I question that daily you know. But for some reason, I will love you for all eternity." He laughed, glancing past Sasori to where a mirror hung. Two handsome men reflected. Even though one was a little on the swollen and drooly side.

"I love eternity..."

"I know you do Danna." Deidara sighed, still pointing his phone at Sasori. Reaching forward and brushing his hair around so it looked neater, he then caressed the swollen cheek. "I love you so much."

"Hehehe...You sthaid you loved me again..."

"I do."

"That's so gay... you're gay." Sasori muttered before he slammed his hands down and yelled, "I love you tooooo ! I'm gaaaay !"

"Un, I know."

Giggling in his seat like a child, he sent Deidara a cheeky smile and gnarly guffaw as even more drool oozed down his chin. Thankfully Deidara was there to quickly wipe it up with a tissue. Even seeing his love like this was cute. It for some reason reminded him of when they were young and it made his heart flutter. Maybe it was because Sasori was so open with his love? Perhaps it was because his handsome boyfriend was acting like a young foolish boy. Whatever it was, it was beautiful and he wouldn't trade the forever-nerd for anyone else in the world.

It's just...

Too bad when Sasori watched the video with his granny and Deidara a couple of days later, he couldn't at all think the same. Instead, he could only think about if he was going to strangle his love or blunder him with a tool for going and embarrassing him by actually filming him when he was drugged up. Deidara only chanted ' Too bad, too bad' after he showcased the video without any fear of the repercussions. In the end, Sasori had to agree with himself in the video though, he did have a pretty hot boyfriend and he often wondered how he still managed to keep him latched to his hip.

Deidara didn't need to know that last bit of info though. All he did need to know was he was going to suffer - and for him, that was beautiful because that video was very VERY embarrassing.