For the record, there will definitely be more Charmed meets DW's. I am in crazy-fan-girl-love with that show right now. Still, this little crack-thing just popped out of my brain, so I thought I'd post it.

The doctor - Tenth

Companion - Rose

Season - ? ?

Charmed character - Piper

Season - ?! ?! ?!

Disclaimer - I own both Charmed AND Doctor who? Yes! Woohoo! What? No, I don't? Aww...

Charmed Meets Doctor Who

"No. No, I just, I can't."

"Oh, come on, Piper!"
"...Um.." The very pregnant Halliwell took one last look at the disappearing/reappearing blue box, to the man in the trench coat with an enormous grin on his face.

"No." She affirmed, shaking her head. "No, it's just too much."

The man groaned, running a frustrated hand through his messy hair.

"You are a Charmed One who deals with magical creatures every day of her life, in fact, t-t-this whole world is brimming with impossible things, why can't you just –"

"No." She said stubbornly. "Witches, whitelighters, fairies, leprechauns, banshees, vampires...fine. That's fine. But aliens? That's where I draw the line, Mister Alien Doctor."

It didn't matter that his box was larger on the inside than it had any right to be, that she'd heard his two hearts beating in rhythm, or that she'd just helped to stop an evil invasion of metal men. There was only so much she could accept as reality and aliens were seriously pushing it.

Just for extra measure, she shook her head again.

"Rose, she's still not listening!" He shouted to his tiny wooded box, as if tattling to a mother on a child that wouldn't share.

The blonde girl, who had also assisting in stopping some world domination or other, poked her head out of the phone box with an annoyed expression on her face.

"Doctor, you specifically told me before we came here that Piper Halliwell was incredibly stubborn. And brilliant."

Against her will, a blush crept into Piper's cheeks. Though she wouldn't admit what the man was, exactly, in the last twelve hours he'd proven himself to be no less than a genius; so if he considered her to be 'brilliant', than she must really be so.

"You said that she probably wouldn't believe us no matter what we showed her, d'you remember?" She asked patiently, patronizingly.

The Doctor scowled, throwing his companion an indignant glare before settling his gaze back on the woman in front of him.

"I didn't say that!" He all but pouted.
"Yes, Doctor, you did."

"No, no, no, I said that I would be the first to convince her of aliens, that she would be incredibly stubborn until she saw the Tardis."

Piper flitted her eyes back and forth between them, smiling in amusement. If she knew how, she might've simply given in and admitted that he was something she hadn't come across before. But Piper Halliwell didn't. So she leaned against a wall and contented herself with watching them argue like an old married couple, and enjoyed the show. Her baby girl liked it, too.

A/N: Baby Melinda! Um, so yay! I actually have a Smallville one planned. Finally. So...it's a 50/50 chance it'll be that next. Again, sorry if anyone was out-of-character. Keep in mind this is mainly, a crack fic. Sorta. Well, it was supposed to be...

Leana: I went and watched Sabrina the Teenage Witch (the live show not the cartoon) just cause you asked me - twice. I'll write one for you soon, okay? Be patient with this humble procrastinater because despite multiple rumors (which may or may not be true), I do actually have a life.

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