Shinobi Miko Madness

Summary: Shinobi seem to come in all shapes, sizes, colours, types, species . . . you get the picture. Collection of short, mostly unconnected one-shots with Kagome and different shinobi of the five great nations.

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Chapter 3: Religion

Pairing: Kagome x Hidan

Requested by: Kage kitsune of light AND tinabug

Disclaimer: I has the not own anime!


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"No!" I exclaimed for the millionth time!

"But you must!" Hidan replied, his scythe protruding from his stomach.

"I said NO! I do the will of Amaterasu-sama! I'm not going to sacrifice anyone! Especially not myself! And especially not to another god!" I screamed in reply.

"But if you worship Jashin-sama, you will become immortal!" Hidan shouted back.

I growled and clenched my hands. He just won't drop this!

"For the last time NO! Stop trying to shove your religion down my throat! I already have one!" And with that, I proceeded to punch in the face with my miko-powered fist.

He flew across the room and through the wall into the next, which happened to belong to Deidara and Sasori.

Deidara and Sasori looked from Hidan sprawled on the floor, to me standing on the other side of the living room.

Deidara sighed. "He trying to recruit ya again, un?"

"Yep." I replied.

Sasori looked back at Hidan, who was unconscious with a goofy smile on his face.

"He only does it so much because he knows you react like this you know." Sasori stated.

I sighed. "Yeah, yeah I know. But he just frustrates me so much! GAH!" I huffed and stormed away, but not without hearing . . .

"They should just screw and get it over with."

SMACK~!


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Word Count: 222

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