Shinobi Miko Madness
Summary: Shinobi seem to come in all shapes, sizes, colours, types, species . . . you get the picture. Collection of short, mostly unconnected one-shots with Kagome and different shinobi of the five great nations.
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Chapter 5: Chaotic Arts
Pairing: Kagome x Deidara
Requested by: Kage kitsune of light
Disclaimer: I has the not own anime!
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BAAAAAAAAAANG~!
BOOOOOOOOOM~!
CRAAAAASH~!
Hurrying down the halls of the Akatsuki hideout, Deidara was swiftly making his way towards his room, where the destructive sound that could be heard throughout the hideout were coming from.
He was huffing by the time he reached his door, opening it only to have a cloud of dust explode in his face.
Once the dust settled, it revealed a highly not amused looking Deidara, who was now a bright pink colour.
He looked at the perpetrator, who happened to be multi-coloured! She was covered in every colour he could think of, as was his room!
He ground his teeth and growled.
"KAGOME! WHAT ARE YA DOIN', UN?!" He yelled.
Kagome turned around and looked at him.
"I was practising making different coloured smoke bombs." She replied with a large smile.
"I can see that! But why are you doing this in my room, un!" He shouted.
"Because your room has the best explosives!" She chirped happily.
Deidara face-palmed.
"And you couldn't have taken the explosive outside with you, un?"
"I couldn't carry everything by myself!" she complained. "I was waiting here for you to come help me, but you took so long I decided to start in here!" She said.
Deidara sighed heavily. There was no winning with this woman!
"Next time, ask for my help before you make a mess of my room, un." He said exasperatedly.
Kagome smiled at him, and kissed him softly. "Will do, sweetie." She said before she happily skipped off.
Deidara shook his head and went to sit down on his multi-coloured bed.
"She at least could've cleaned up before leaving, un." Deidara said quietly.
"Whipped." Came a voice from the other side of the room.
"WHAT THE HELL, UN?!" Deidara shouted.
Sasori moved from his position, his multi-coloured body perfectly camouflaged his form.
"You've been here the whole time?" Deidara exclaimed. "Why didn't you help her carry her stuff? If you had, our room wouldn't look like pixie vomit, un!"
Sasori just returned to his previous position, closing his eyes and ignoring Deidara as he ranted.
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Word Count: 348
A/N: Another chapter, another request done, ah, so this is what accomplishment feels like. n.n Man this fic is going rapid fire! I've uploaded two chapters a day, instead of one every two years! XD
Melanie
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