Shinobi Miko Madness

Summary: Shinobi seem to come in all shapes, sizes, colours, types, species . . . you get the picture. Collection of short, mostly unconnected one-shots with Kagome and different shinobi of the five great nations.

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Chapter 12: Cats

Pairing: Kagome x Shikamaru

Theme requested by: Kage kitsune of light

Disclaimer: I has the not own anime!


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He was gone.

She looked down at the grave at her feet, tears slowly leaking from her eyes and trailing down her cheeks.

A figure stood next to her, wrapping a comforting arm around her shoulders. It had happened again.

"Why?" She asked softly between sobs. "Why do they always die?"

He looked down into her teary eyes and sighed deeply.

"Because you over-feed them too much junk food." He replied.

She gasped in horror looking up at the man in indignation. "I do not!"

He looked at her with a deadpan expression. "Yes you do."

"Prove it!" She yelled, forgetting her tears.

He brought out a handful of photographs of various cats.

"Look how fat they are, you feed them too much! Buyo the Third couldn't walk because his paws couldn't touch the ground beyond his fat stomach."

She looked at the photos carefully. "They weren't fat! Just big-boned and cuddly!" She exclaimed in outrage.

He sighed as she shoved the pictures into his chest and crossed her arms over hers.

"Yes, dear. Whatever you say dear." He said dully, pocketing the photos once more.

She huffed and started to walk towards the gate of the 'Cat Garden' as he liked to call it. "Come on Shikamaru!" She called back to him without turning around. "We're going to the pet shop!"

He sighed once more.

He loved Kagome with all his heart, he really did but . . .

"Come on Shikamaru!" She shouted. "Were getting another cat!"

He shook his head sadly. "I feel sorry for the future Buyo Number 9."

They were running out of room to bury them, he'd have to buy more land to expand on the 'Cat Garden'.

He sighed again as he rubbed his hands down his face.

'Troublesome woman.'


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Word Count: 298

A/N: OMG! I got soooooo many reviews! I LOVE you guys! LOOK AT THEM ALL~!NOW I HAVE 30! So I decided to update! n.n And lots more requests! Remember to give me themes as well! It really helps! I just like Shikamaru, though I made him quite blunt XD I'll hopefully do another one with him later. ENJOY!

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