Shinobi Miko Madness

Summary: Shinobi seem to come in all shapes, sizes, colours, types, species . . . you get the picture. Collection of short, mostly unconnected one-shots with Kagome and different shinobi of the five great nations.

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Chapter 13: Escape

Pairing: Kagome x Naruto

Requested by: Neko-chan

Theme requested by: Kage kitsune of light

Disclaimer: I has the not own anime!

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She was running, running like her life depended on it.

'Faster!' She thought, 'I must run faster!'

People watched her as she zoomed past.

'I have to get away!'

"OI!" Came a shout from behind her. "GET BACK HERE!"

'Crap!' She cursed in her head. Her speed increased, but she could hear her follower getting closer.

"OI!" Came the shout again. They were getting closer, and closer, until . . .

They caught her.

'"NO!" She shouted as she hoisted onto the man's shoulder.

"Let me go! Let me go! LET ME GO!" She shouted as she pounded on his back.

"No Kagome! You have to go to the hospital so they can heal you!" Naruto shouted, struggling to hold the girl wriggling on his shoulder, trying to escape.

"No!" She shouted again, kicking and punching Naruto as he carried her towards the hospital.

"You're bleeding everywhere and are poisoned! You're going and that's that!" He shouted back.

She stopped thrashing about and changed tactics. She started crying.

"Wah!" She exclaimed, big eyes filled with tears and bottom lip wobbling.

"Not gonna work again 'Gome-chan, why do you think I'm carrying you like this!" He said smugly.

"Cause you're a pervert and want to look at my ass." She said.

He flushed bright red. "W-wha? N-n-n-o t-that's not-" His grip loosened enough for her to escape. She flipped away from him and continued running.

"Huh?" He said dumbly, blinked twice, and then snapped back to reality, realising what had happened.

"Hey! 'Gome-chan get back here!" He shouted, running after her quickly disappearing figure.

"NEVER!" She shouted back.

He tackled her to the ground, tied her up, and then slung her back over his shoulder.

"Wah!" She cried again.

"I don't get it 'Gome-chan." Naruto said as made his way towards the hospital. "How can you go up against senbon wielding shinobi with no problems, and yet be scared of needles?" He questioned.

"Why do they need needles if they can heal with chakra!?" She shouted back.

The villagers just sighed and shook their heads. This happened every time Team 7 returned from a mission.

Well . . . at least it was entertaining.

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Word Count: 363

A/N: Dun, dun, dun. Another one bites the dust! Ah! Woooo! So many reviews again! SOOOOOO HAPPY! Hope you like this one! I'm going to be writing a Killer Bee one EVENTUALLY, but I want to be able to get his character right! Which means I have to be able to write IN RAP! XD (Masashi Kishimoto help me!)

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