Shinobi Miko Madness
Summary: Shinobi seem to come in all shapes, sizes, colours, types, species . . . you get the picture. Collection of short, mostly unconnected one-shots with Kagome and different shinobi of the five great nations.
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Chapter 16: Fan Girls!
Pairing: Kagome x Sasuke
Requested by: Guest
Theme requested by: Kage kitsune of light
Disclaimer: I has the not own anime!
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'Why does this happen every time?!' Sasuke questioned, running away from a herd of obnoxious, loud, screaming – he shivered – obsessed, fan girls.
Somehow, he didn't know how, but they were gaining on him. Him! Konoha's upcoming best shinobi!
He turned a few corners, planning on losing them in the back streets.
After a while he slowed to a walk, taking in his surroundings and breathing a sigh of relief.
'Phew, lost them.' He thought, before running into something.
Correction . . . someone!
A female someone!
'Crap! They got me!' He thought, panicking a little, until he looked down and saw who he'd knocked over.
Kagome lay on the ground holding a hand to her head, her groceries spilled around her.
She looked up and saw Sasuke standing there looking at her funny. He looked terrified! Sasuke! The Uchiha prodigy looked about ready to wet himself!
It was hilarious!
He suddenly grabbed her shoulders, lifting her from the ground and setting her on her feet, before tightening his grip almost painfully, moving his face close to hers, staring her in the eyes and then . . .
"Kagome, you've got to help me!"
He begged!
Him! Begging! To her!
She almost wished she had a video camera.
"What is it? What's got the famous Uchiha so riled up?" She asked.
Before he could reply though . . .
"THERE HE IS!" Came a shout from the end of the street, "I FOUND HIM! I FOUND SASUKE-KUN!"
"With them!" He said, hiding behind her.
More and more fan girls started to appear, they must be waiting for everyone before continuing their pursuit.
"And how exactly am I supposed to help you with them?! Be your human shield?" She growled at him, as he was still hiding behind her.
"Wait! I know!" He exclaimed, as the fan girls, now all present and accounted for, started to advance.
Kagome turned to look at him as he stood next to her, looking at her with an odd look.
'Somehow I don't think I'm going to like this.' Kagome thought.
"Well then ho-" Before she could finish her sentence, he kissed her. To say she was shocked would be an understatement!
He pulled back and looked at him with wide eyes.
He smiled, turned his back and started to walk away, but turned back to say. "So I'll pick you up at 7 for our date then. See ya then 'Gome-chan."
She stood there with wide eyes, wondering what the hell had just happened, before feeling a foreboding presence from behind her.
Turning around slowly, she saw a bunch of pissed off fan girls.
"You." Said the leader, "You're dating Sasuke-kun?"
"U-uh-" Was her 'oh-so-clever' reply.
"GET HER!" Yelled the leader. The fan girls rushed her and she ran for her life.
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Sasuke was just strolling down the street, a few blocks away from Kagome and the fan girls, mentally applauding his brilliance. Why hadn't he thought of making Kagome his girlfriend sooner?! He liked her, she wasn't obsessed with him, and it got his fan girls off his back.
Ah yes, he was a genius.
"DAMN YOU UCHIHA!"
He heard someone curse. He just shrugged it off and continued on his merry way, a skip in his step. He couldn't wait until his date tonight.
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Word Count: 552
A/N: Woo! Done! God damn fan girl! (though I admit that I have fan girl moments from time to time *coughAcefromOnePiececough*) Hope you like it! Also Don't forget to vote on my poll on my profile! Please! And Don't forget to request pairings and themes!
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