Shinobi Miko Madness

Summary: Shinobi seem to come in all shapes, sizes, colours, types, species . . . you get the picture. Collection of short, mostly unconnected one-shots with Kagome and different shinobi of the five great nations.

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Chapter 20: Cosplay

Pairing: Kagome x Jiraiya (Younger version, in his 20s)

Requested by: Watermelonsmellinfellon

Theme requested by: Kage kitsune of light

Disclaimer: I has the not own anime!

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"No way." Kagome said plainly, a blank look on her face.

"Come on Gome-chan!" Jiraiya tried to coax.

"Not gonna happen Ero-jiji!" She said again, getting angrier every time he asked.

"Why not?" He whined.

"Because it's bad enough you write that crap, I'm not going to act it out!" She yelled.

"I didn't say you had to act it out," Jiraiya replied, "Just cosplay as the main character to my book signing!" He gave her a perverted look, "Although, if you'd like to act it out with me afterwards . . ." He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.

SMACK!

"Hentai!" Kagome shouted as she started to walk away.

Jiraiya held a hand to his cheek, which was now marked with a bright red handprint.

"But Gome-chan!" Jiraiya whined.

"No Kuso-ero-jiji! Leave me alone!" She called over her shoulder as she ran away from him, with him giving chase shortly after.

During this, Tsunade and Orochimaru watched from the sidelines, Tsunade looking disgusted that Jiraiya would ask such a thing of her cousin, and Orochimaru shaking his head.

"I wish he'd at least try to contain his perverted-ness." Tsunade said.

Orochimaru silently nodded his head, "It would make things much easier for everyone."

Tsunade agreed whole-heartedly. She couldn't believe that her cousin willingly agreed to date her perverted teammate.

She was one very brave or stupid woman.

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Word Count: 226

A/N: Sorry this one's fairly short. I may not be updating very often until after Christmas or the end of December as from the 8th to 30th of December, the town I live in hosts a massive event called "The Lights of Lobethal". Google for more info. DON'T FORGET TO VOTE ON MY POLL FOR WHAT STORY(IES) I SHOULD MAKE NEXT!

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