I already made this story today, but I just feel like doing another chapter! This time, Snowball will be the chapter victim!
Disclaimer: If I owned Animal Farm, I'd put the final Rebellion in the novel like the 1954 movie. Sadly, I don't own it.
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Snowball
1. Give him a stuffed dog toy for Christmas.
2. Repeat "Dreams dreams," "It's a lie," "Worse," and "Nonsense" like Napoleon did at Snowball, but make your voice more obnoxious.
3. Send him a Valentines card and tell him it's a love letter to him from Napoleon.
4. Put dog biscuits into his mash and mix it.
5. Instead of peeing onto his plans of the windmill, poop on them instead.
6. Change the commandments. Just do it your own way (not Napoleon's way) and make up very random rules like "No animal shall say 'moo.'"
7. On his birthday, give him a puppy.
8. Tape him being chased by Napoleon's guard dogs, tape him to a chair, tape his eyes open, and make him watch it over and over again.
9. When he says that wings count as legs, glue two chicken wings to his back and say, "You got SIX legs, you freak!" Then point at him and laugh. Make sure the others do, too.
10. Make him watch Barney.
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I know that these are very random, but at least I try to be funny! And I hope that you're liking these lists of here! I plan on doing Squealer next and I am gonna LOVE torturing that squealer!
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See ya next time!