Now it's time to put the annoying pain onto Squealer! Someone has to do something with that squealer! I've wanted to annoy him for a long time!
Disclaimer: I own Animal Farm. NOT!
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Squealer
1. Create FanFics about NapoleonXSquealer.
2. When he gives his speeches and says, "Surely, comrades, you don't want to see Jones come back?" yell, "YOU LOVE JONES!" and run off laughing.
3. Put him on a diet.
4. When he talks about Boxer's death and he says that he was with him and he says, "Long live Comrade Napoleon! Napoleon is always right!" shout at him and the animals about the truth of Boxer and reverse the praises: "Down with Comrade Napoleon! Napoleon is always wrong!"
5. When he walks on his hind legs, push him down and laugh when you see him roll on the ground and squeal.
6. ...then play the song "You Spin Me Right Round" when Napoleon sees him.
7. Steal his milk and apples and give him water and pork.
8. Force Napoleon and Squealer to make out in front of the animals.
9. Make a raspberry every time Squealer speaks.
10. Throw eggs at him.
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Sorry about making the author's notes short on this FanFic. But on here, I don't know what to say. Plus, I'll be updating Bluebeard's Story pretty soon and you'll recognize some cats on there.
So you know the drill: review and you'll receive Skittles or M&Ms!
See ya next time!