I know that I already updated today, but I can't help it! The next animal coming up is...Benjamin! I know that you don't want me to annoy this poor donkey, but this FanFic is meant to at least tick the animals off!
I'll do Old Major sometime after the others, but I will NOT leave this respectable elderly pig out of this FanFic!
Disclaimer: How many times? I don't own this!
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Benjamin
1. When you ask him if he's happy about the Revolution and if he replies "Donkeys live a long time. You haven't seen a dead donkey," remind him of a Biblical part: A donkey's head is worth two pounds of silver.
2. Keep telling him the story of Boxer's death.
3. Bring Donkey from Shrek over to Animal Farm and make him Benjamin's new companion.
4. Write FanFics of BoxerXBenjamin.
5. Put him in the Baby In A Manger play and let kids play around on him for free.
6. Call him a bookworm anytime he reads one of the Seven Commandments of Animalism.
7. Make him be "reading buddies" with the pigs.
8. Let Boxer repeat the words "Napoleon is always right" (even though Napoleon is always wrong) to Benjamin.
9. Feed him waffles.
10. Switch the bodies of Benjamin and Donkey, and then make Benjamin be the new Donkey and let him annoy Shrek.
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That's all for now until Boxer comes around, so review and you'll get some Oreo cookie cakes!
See ya next time!