It's about time that I did another chapter of my Animal Farm story! And right now, I'm also writing a Kataang lemon FanFic and it DOES include lactation. I wasn't sure about that rule one time, but after seeing (NOT READING) a Harry Potter lemon about lactation, I guess that it won't hurt to make a FanFic about it!
Anyways, let's get to today's animal to annoy: Boxer!
Disclaimer: Nada.
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Boxer
1. Make him take days off.
2. Threaten to make him forget his slogan "Napoleon is always right" if he doesn't take days off.
3. Glue a saddle to his back...
4. ...then ride him to a rodeo and watch him fall in the middle of the show.
5. Create a dummy of a person and tell Boxer that a human was going to attack Benjamin. When he destroys the dummy, he'll think that it's a real human. When he falls down and starts crying, then say, "Get up! It's just a dummy!"
6. Create a sign in front of his stall that says "Do not make the horse work!"
7. Turn his slogans "I will work harder" and "Napoleon is always right" to "I will relax more" and "Napoleon is always wrong".
8. Send six dogs after him.
9. Put some Forever Glue onto his hooves and stick them into some boots.
10. Make a "Glue Appreciation Day" and drop glue all around the ground. Laugh at the animals getting stuck in there, but laugh at Boxer the most.
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Well, that's all for now. And I'll do Muriel the goat next and there isn't much that annoys her, so I'll just do things that normally annoy a goat. And I got number 5 from an Aflac commercial with the guy saying "Get up! It's chicken!"
So you know the drill: review and you'll get some tasty nachos and tacos from Taco Bell. Those are delicious!
See ya next time!