I finally made that Kataang lemon and so far, I had one review, but it was a good one! Hopefully, that story will get good with some other people!
Anyways, let's get to today's animal to tease: Muriel! I don't know much about Muriel in Animal Farm except that she read newspapers.
Disclaimer: NEVER OWNED ANIMAL FARM AND NEVER WILL!
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Muriel
1. Give her cans to eat for her birthday.
2. Give her a newspaper for Christmas.
3. When she tries to read "No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets," say "No, no, no. My dear goat, it says 'Napoleon and Spuealer sleep in beds with sheets. They're breaking their word of honor!" Then walk away before she figures this out.
4. Bring a chupacabra to the farm and set them on the sheep, but make it annoy Muriel until she runs away.
5. Keep calling her old.
6. ...then apologize and say "Sorry. I didn'tmean to get your goat. Wait a minute...YOU'RE A GOAT!" Then run away laughing.
7. Make a sign that says "Do not read to the goat!"
8. Put soda into her diet. I should know 'cause I saw some goat in a magazine chugging down a can of cola.
9. Ban the song "Beasts of England" from her mind when Squealer's around.
10. Involve her into a head-butting contest with a moose.
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Well, that's all for now. Up next is Moses and that's all I can say for now.
So you know the drill: just review and you'll recieve a pie of your own flavor! And NO, they aren't bombs! What do you think happened to Squidward?
See ya next time!