Last time on Hyperdimension Overclocked M, well… Andrew almost died at the end because Miia is strangling him to death again. Let's see what happens now.


Andrew is still in his deathhold by Miia, she wraps Andrew up more as she holds him close to her, "I'm not letting you have darling today, we will spend all day together alone."

Neptune shouts trying her best to get the words through to Miia, "That's not what I'm getting at! You're literally choking him to death!"

Miia looks at Andrew and notices that Andrew's face is completely blue, "Darling!" She lets go of him and Andrew falls the floor looking lifeless, "Darling! Don't go into the light! I'll save you by giving you mouth to mouth resuscitation!" She blushes as she says that and leans over to Andrew trying to give him the kiss of life.

Xelor shouts in Andrew's head, "Clear!" ZAP!

Miia backs up seeing Andrew get electrocuted, "Darling?"

Andrew breathes again, "Gasp!" He gets up coughing, "Now… maybe it's time to get something to eat, yes?"

Neptune cheers with an arm in the air, "Now that's what I'm talking about! No one can make better food than you, Andy!"

Andrew chuckles, "I guess so."

Miia gets surprises hearing that, "My darling can cook? Well, this is something I have been dying to see! Let's see that cooking magic in the kitchen!" She raises an arm in the air like Neptune did.

Neptune shouts getting offended, "Don't try to outdo my cheering! Find your own thing and do it, don't copy me!"

Andrew tries going in, "Let her do what she wants. She's just excited for my cooking, that's all. And I like having two people cheering me on to cook."

Before the two gets a chance to reply, Andrew heads over to the kitchen to work on his meal for himself and the two girls he has in his house. A while later…

Andrew comes out and sees the two just sitting there in anticipation, "Alright, it's ready. Miia, I really didn't know what you liked so I hope you enjoy it anyway." He says looking worried.

Miia tries easing his worriedness, "I'm sure you did just fine! I won't doubt my darling for an instant."

The three go in and sees the variety of food there is and the two go crazy over it, "This is amazing!" The two says in unison.

Andrew smiles feeling relieved hearing that, "I'm glad. You two can dig in if you want."

The two sit down and grab some food and puts it on the plate that they had set out for them. Andrew sits between them as he knows that the both of them wanted him to sit next to him. Andrew grabs his portion.

Miia tries her food and gets an ecstatic expression, "So… delicious, darling! It's a ten out of ten for me!"

Neptune eats hers and shouts, "Oh yeah… it's a 100 out of 100 for me!"

Andrew mentions, "That's pretty much the same thing, Neptune…"

Miia points out that Neptune said earlier, "You shouldn't copy me if I can't copy you!"

Andrew tries to calm them down, "Please… get along. That's all I'm asking. If you can't do it for yourselves, at least do it for me."

That actually gets to the both of them as they both care a lot for Andrew, he smiles as he knows this, "Awesome. I like seeing that. Now let's enjoy our dinner, then."

They eat and they replenish themselves, and they go back to the living room, well, Miia and Neptune does while Andrew looks at the dishes he has to wash, "They ate… everything. I think I have to go get new groceries later now…" He frowns as he sees the work that he has to do, "No… it's for Miia and Neptune. I must truck on." He goes in and does the dishes. Thirty minutes later, he rubs his hands together. "Well, that's that. Let's see how the girls are doing."

He enters the living room and see the two interacting with each other, the both of them greets Andrew, "Hello, darling!" Miia says.

Neptune replies with a more laid back, "How's it going, Andy?!"

Andrew smiles as he sees the two getting along, "Great, I'm glad to see this. I hope that this keeps on, now… there's this one thing that I have to do."

Neptune asks, "And that would be…?"

Andrew sighs as he is dreading this, "I have to go out and buy more groceries as I'm running low."

It's very obvious that Neptune doesn't like doing boring things, "You can count me out on this one. It looks like you got this." Goes back to her laid back self, she turns on a console and begins playing, "Wow! These games seem pretty cool." Completely unaware that the consoles actually represent her three goddess friends that she knows so well.

Miia goes over to Andrew and says, "I'll go with you, darling! I actually wanted to go outside and see what your city is like." She smiles happily and looking eager to go.

Andrew nods, "Alright, I think it's about time to let you go outside and see the city." He grabs his key to the house and asks Neptune, "You will be alright when I'm gone?"

Neptune nods, "Yep! You kids go on and have fun! Let ol' Nep Nep take care of the house for ya!" As she plays her games.

Andrew nods, "Alright." Smiling at Neptune knowing that it's in her hands now and fully trusts her.

Miia already heads outside, "Let's go, darling!" She coils Andrew by the neck and pulls him along with her.

At the center of the city that Andrew lives, Andrew and Miia walk around as a pair, he looks around to see the reactions of the people around them. So far it's just wide eyed stares, he sighs, "That's not as bad as I thought it would be."

Andrew looks at Miia who is looking very happy and is ignoring the stares for now, they continue to walk to the supermarket. Andrew asks Miia, "How is the city for you? I want you to have the best time here."

Miia looks at Andrew and replies happily, "It's great, darling! It's pretty big, although I don't see anything for interspecies."

Andrew replies, "Well… America is completely new to the exchange. I don't even think it's actually a thing here yet, so I have no idea how America's government knows about this."

Andrew looks over and sees some kids from his school, luckily not the jocks, they shiver in fear at the sight of Miia, "Umm…" Andrew says looking at the kids.

Miia looks at Andrew's direction, "What are you looking at, darling?"

Andrew plays it cool and shakes his head, "Oh, nothing really. Err… let's keep moving on to the supermarket."

They continue walking to the supermarket, getting the same looks around everyone, it looks like everyone's oblivious to the exchange, "Why do I get the feeling that Ms. Smith and her crew didn't tell the city about you?"

Miia asks Andrew, "What makes you say that?"

Andrew looks around as more people begin to stare, "Oh, no reason…"

They eventually enter the supermarket and at immediate entry, everybody runs away from the two, Miia asks, "Why are they running away from us?"

Andrew plays it dumb, "No clue. Let's look for the foods that you'll like. What do you say?"

Miia asks, "Do they have things for Lamias here?"

Andrew reminds her, "America doesn't know about the existence of monsters."

Miia frowns, "Right… even so, I can't believe not a single person discriminated me."

Andrew sweatdrops and looks around for nearby people frantically, "Yeah… me too." He taps his fingers together nervously.

At the McIntosh household, Neptune continues to play her game, "Yeah! Take that, turtles! And this, ugly walking potatoes!"

Neptune gets a knock at the door, "Company? I didn't know that Andy was famous here, too." She jokes.

She opens the door and gets a surprising guest, "Who are you?"

It was Ms. Smith at the door again and asks, "Do I have the right house? I'm sure that this is the McIntosh household." She scratches his head.

Neptune replies telling her, "This is Andy's house alright! Who are you?"

Ms. Smith introduces herself to Neptune, "I'm Coordinator Smith! You don't seem to be a normal human, are you… a runaway monster?" Her sunglasses glare at Neptune.

Neptune laughs, "Good one! No, I'm what you call a goddess. I rule a nation back in my dimension, the Hyperdimension. I'm no monster! I can't believe Andy didn't tell you yet."

Ms. Smith feels better about this, "Well, that means that I don't feel so bad not telling him about the house renovation that we have to do to his house in order to fit Miia."

Neptune shouts asking about what they are doing, "You're going to jack up Andy's house?! Don't you know that his parents still live here?"

Ms. Smith nods adjusting her sunglasses, "We are fully aware about that. His grandfather told us, I'm sure that they would want a bigger house anyway."

Neptune thinks about this and replies, "Well… that would make sense. Just what kind of organization are you and why are you running this in America of all places? Where does this whole thing originate anyway?"

Ms. Smith smiles and then replies to Neptune, "I would be glad to tell you if Andy-kun was here, it would just seem wrong to tell you and leave him out of the blue."

Neptune nods, "Good point."

Ms. Smith then addresses something entirely, "Now… even though you aren't a human nor monster, you are still an illegal immigrant and we would have to ask you to leave."

Neptune's eyes widens and she shouts, "What?! B-but, I'm not going to live here or something if that's the problem! I'm just visiting my buddy, Andy!"

Ms. Smith chuckles, "Is that so? Are you sure that Andy-kun is just your 'buddy'? Tell me… how do you feel around Miia now that she is all over Andy-kun?"

Neptune doesn't directly reply, "W-well, she just displays this so strongly and I believe that it's bad for his health."

Ms. Smith adjusts her glasses, "Is that all? Isn't there anything else that you want to say?"

Neptune tries to find a way to copt out of this, "Well... err…"

Just then… Andrew's pet dogoo comes by and barks happily, "Dogoo, dogoo!"

Ms. Smith looks over at Glue, "Oh, what a cute… monster that Andy-kun has illegally, it would be a shame if we have to deport this cutie to back where it came from."

Neptune asks, "What do I have to do?"

Ms. Smith smiles, "I'm glad that you are part of the Interspecies Cultural Exchange… what's your name?"

Neptune introduces herself, "I'm Neptune! And this is Andy's pet dogoo, Glue!"

Ms. Smith adjusts her sunglasses, "Welcome aboard, Neptune and Glue."

Back with Andrew and Miia, they got bunch of bags full of groceries, "Now this should last us for a while. What do you say that we head back, Miia?"

Miia shakes her head, "I want to see the city has to offer! Please, darling?"

Andrew thinks about it and asks, "But… the groceries."

Xelor mentions, "Virtual Inventory, Andrew."

Andrew nods and taps on his watch, "Oh…" He then transports the groceries to his inventory.

Miia notices this and exclaims, "That's so cool, darling! So, that watch can hold your stuff for you?"

Xelor beeps responding to Miia's question, "I can do far more than that, Miia."

Miia gets freaked out for a moment but then remembers, "Oh yeah… it can talk. It's just so strange."

Andrew is pretty much talking to a half snake, half woman creature and she's calling his talking watch strange. Andrew nods, "Yeah… so, what do you want to check out?"

Miia gives the city a look around and then realizes something, "Would this be considered a date, darling?"

Andrew's eyes widens and he blushes, "Um… I don't know. I just came outside just to get groceries. I don't know where you getting that from."

Miia smiles as he sees Andrew's cheeks turn red, "Your face is red, maybe you like that idea."

Andrew looks at Miia with an embarrassed look and then he replies, "Well… I guess that maybe we can consider this a… date?" He then says, "W-would that be ok with you, Miia?"

Miia shouts happily, "Of course! Yay… I'm on a date with darling!" She then repeats, "I'm on a date with darling!" While singing as they look through the town.

Andrew mutters to himself, "Bringing them on dates isn't against any law, right?"

Miia then points to a place, "Hey look! An arcade! Let's go in, darling!"

Andrew knows this arcade, "Hey… I've been here before a long time ago with my grandfather. Let's see how it is now."

They enter the arcade and they only see claw machines and a few racing games, "Oh, well at least it's still in business." Andrew says as he realizes this place is pretty dead.

This doesn't disappoint Miia as she says, "That's ok! We have the arcade to ourselves, then!" She drags Andrew to a claw machines, "Win me prizes, darling!" She gives Andrew a begging look.

Andrew can't resist the look and gives in, "Alright." He takes out his money and places a quarter in and tries to go for it, "Hmm…" He grabs a snake plushie but then the claw loses its grip, "Well… I tried." Trying to escape from this.

Miia begins to feign tears, "Darling…"

Andrew's eyes widens, "Ok! I'll go for it again!" He takes another quarter and tries again.

Miia cheers, "Thank you, darling!" She hugs Andrew as he moves the claw around.

A while later, they leave the arcade with a bag full of plushes, Andrew sighs, "Well… at least I came out a winner, I guess."

Xelor mentions, "You spend 50 dollars on that crane game."

Andrew frowns, "Don't remind me."

Miia then asks Andrew, "Now, where else should we go for our date, darling?"

Andrew thinks to himself, "More?" He says outloud, "Where ever you want, Miia."

Miia points to another building, "Look, darling! This store says it's for everyone! Do you think it's for interspecies as well?"

Andrew shrugs, "I don't know but if you want to go in then let's go in."

The both of them go inside and something strikes Andrew hard, "This is a freaking lingerie store!" He shouts in his head as his face looks at it in shock, "W-well I think I should wait outside, then!" He walks outside.

Miia coils Andrew and pulls him back in, "No, darling! This is a date so you should be with me at all times."

Andrew says trying to get out of this, "I'm not sure if this is what dates do…"

Miia ignores Andrew and looks through the shop for something for herself. "Excuse me, miss?" She asks an employee, the woman turns towards Miia, "Do you have anything for Lamias?"

The woman looks puzzled by the question she was asked and she looks down and looks at her snake portion of her body, "…Eek!" She screams as she notices that she isn't human.

Andrew goes over to see what the fuss is about, "What's wrong?"

The woman ignores the fact that a guy is in a lingerie shop and says, "She… she isn't human. That tail doesn't look fake."

Andrew tries to calm her down, "Easy… she's just a Lamia, they won't hurt you." That wasn't entirely true but he's not going to go say that to her.

The woman asks, "Are you with her?"

Andrew nods and clears his throat, "I'm her host and… her date today."

Miia's eyes glistens as she hears Andrew speak, "Darling…"

The woman nods, "I see… I have no idea what's going on but I suppose I can help her no matter what she is. Come this way, miss."

Miia nods and follows the woman, she turns her head towards Andrew and blows a kiss to him to thank him for doing that for her.

Andrew smiles and returns back to where he was standing and wait for Miia.

A bit later, Miia returns back to Andrew with a couple of bras, "Thank you so much for helping her see how we Lamias are. She is actually going to broaden her array of underwear and have it suitable for interspecies."

Andrew nods smiling that he did good, "I'm glad. I guess coming in here wasn't as bad as I thought."

Miia then coils her tail around Andrew's wrist and pulls him towards the changing room, "Now, I need you to choose which one of those looks nice on me."

Andrew panics and says, "W-what?! Why can't you decide on your own?!"

Miia replies explaining, "I don't wear bras all that much and today was the only day I did so I don't know how they really look on me. I want you to decide, I want it to be something that you'll like, darling." She drops the bras in Andrew's hands. "So… please choose for me, darling." She then pulls down her shirt revealing her bare breasts towards Andrew's face.

Andrew's eyes widens and he begins to have blood drip from his nose, he reacts in a panic and then shouts, "T-they're all fine! Let's buy them all!" He then tries rushing out but makes a mess doing so and he leaves the dressing room. He sits down near her dressing room and notices something in his hands that he grabbed by mistake, "Huh… what the heck is this? Is this some type of bra that I don't know about? No… it's shaped differently and it's springy and… why is it warm and moist at the back?"

Miia pokes her head out the dressing room and says, "Um… darling? I'm sorry for dragging you in the dressing room and all but… can you please give me back my underwear?" She grabs her underwear from Andrew's hands and goes back into the dressing room.

Andrew blinks confusingly trying to register what just happened. After that mess, they leave the shop and Miia says, "Only perverts play with a woman's underwear."

Andrew tries to defend himself, "Well, I didn't know what it was. I was curious.

Miia smiles at Andrew and says, "You know, darling, if you were that curious, you could just ask me and I'll be glad to show you."

Andrew just sheepishly laugh. He then looks at a group of guys that he was familiar with, "Ugh… it's these guys."

It's the jocks! The main jock out of the group points at Andrew, "Well, well, well… it's Mr. Young Forever McIntosh!"

One of his lackey says, "Does he actually have a chick with him?"

The main jock looks at her, "What the hell is up with her? She has like a snake tail on her and junk. It's not Halloween."

The lackey says laughing, "Of course McIntosh would go out with a weird girl. She is nothing compared to your girl, Josh!"

The main jockey that's named Josh laughs, "I know! Let's have a little chat with him!"

Andrew whispers to Miia, "Maybe if we don't look, they won't see us."

Of course that doesn't work and Josh says, "Well, squirt! It looks like you got yourself a girlfriend. It would be typical for you to go with a weirdo like her! What's up with that tail?"

Miia starts to get angry and her tail rattles like a rattlesnake.

The cheerleader with them who is Josh's girlfriend says, "Did that chick's tail, like… rattle?" She has a typical valley girl accent.

Josh picks that up and laughs even more, "What's up with that, huh? What kind of costume is that? Are you doing that weird shit called cosplaying? That shit is for nerds!"

Miia has enough of the jock's insults and she begins to smack him across his face with her tail. Andrew in the nick of time steps forth and takes the hit instead. Miia shouts, "Darling!" She then goes over to check if he's ok. "Why did you do that?"

Andrew gets up, "You can't harm humans, if you do… you would get deported."

Miia asks, "How did you know? You didn't read the laws yet."

Andrew gets up and brushes himself, "Xelor knew. He told me to-"

Xelor shouts loudly in Andrew's head, "Don't finish that sentence!"

Andrew shakes his head, "Doesn't matter."

Josh replies, "What's up with you, McIntosh? That was pretty retarded. Did you think that protecting me from your girlfriend will make me think you're cool? Well… you're not."

Andrew faces Josh and says, "I don't care what you think of me. You do not make fun of me or my girl… err… Miia." He almost said something that he shouldn't.

Josh chuckles, "What are you going to do about it, string bean?" He walks over to Andrew to size him up, "Pfft, pathetic."

Andrew gives him an angry expression and clenches his fists and shouts, "GPU Punch!" His fist that he's going to use to punch the jerk glows blue and he uses it to punch Josh straight at his face and he flies several feet away from Andrew. "Did I… overdo it?"

That didn't scare the other jocks from coming in to beat up Andrew, even Josh, "You little… I'm gonna kill you, McIntosh!"

Andrew sighs, "I guess not."

Andrew looks around to see a bunch of jocks coming in to beat the shit out of Andrew and Andrew says to Miia, "Fancy going home now?"

Miia nods, "Please… let's get out of here, darling."

The both of them run away as the jockeys give chase. Andrew and Miia hide in an alleyway trying to escape from them, they aren't going to and Andrew sighs, "It has come to this…" He holds out his watch. "There's only one way to escape creeps like these." He then taps his watch and then says, "You are about to see an entirely new me. Don't get too surprised."

Miia nods as she watches Andrew transform. Andrew glows blue and then he transforms into his GPU form, "Here I am! The GPU has arrived!"

Miia looks at Andrew in amazement, "Wow, darling… are you still darling?"

Andrew laughs, "Of course I'm darling! I'm also daring and I think I want to teach these guys a lesson."

Miia gasps and questions this, "What? Why would you want to do that?"

Andrew replies explaining it further, "Because I'm sick of them picking on me! With them picking on you has crossed the line. They won't even know what hit them!" He then speeds off.

Miia quietly says, "Darling…" She then shouts, "You left me behind!"

Josh and his crew looks around for Andrew, "Where is that pussy? I'm seriously going to wreck his shit if he comes by." A speedy blur comes by and knocks him over, "Alright… who did that?!"

One of the jockey lackeys say, "It wasn't me!"

Andrew appears, "It was I!"

Josh asks, "Who the hell are you?!"

Andrew laughs, "Well… I want you to picture a smaller boy that you picked on for a long time… and now I want you to picture the same boy getting much cooler and stronger than you and just PWNs you all. That's me!"

Josh asks, "McIntosh?" Being completely unsure.

Andrew nods, "Yep!" He then runs towards him and then punches him in the face and he flies towards the sky. "I'm sure he's fine… he's landing in a pool or something." He then looks at the lackeys, "Anybody else want some?"

The lackeys run off and Andrew nods, "Well, then." He runs back to Miia, "Sorry about that, I hope I didn't leave you behind too long."

Miia shakes her head, "That's fine, darling. But, I didn't think that you should go through the trouble for me."

Andrew clenches a fist, "I'm your host and whoever messes with you will have to pay a visit with Mr. GPU!"

Miia's eyes glistens, "Darling…"

Andrew transforms back, "Now, let's go home." He then pulls out photos of the two of them in a photo booth from the arcade, "Heh…" He looks at them for a moment before deciding to walk off.

Miia then gets reminded, "Wait a minute! You almost called me your girlfriend!"

Andrew chuckles, "I never said that…"

Miia shakes her head, "Nope! You said it! You can't even deny it, darling! I'm your girlfriend!" She then jumps on Andrew and coils him with her tail.

Andrew strains, "Please contain yourself until we get home…" He then shouts in pain as he gets crushed to death by Miia's death grip, "Miia!"

Andrew and Miia return from their adventure, "Hey, guys, we're home." Andrew says and then he sees his house getting torn up, "What the… hell?!"

Ms. Smith waves to him, "Oh, hi Andy-kun! I hope you don't mind but we're remodeling your home for you."

Andrew sweatdrops and replies, "Yeah, I do mind. I didn't give you the ok to do so."

Ms. Smith replies and explains, "Well, your friend Neptune says it's ok. By the way, you need to sign for both Neptune and Glue since they are classified as interspecies." She gives Andrew two stacks of papers.

Andrew gets a horrified look, "Eh, what?"

Ms. Smith adjusts her sunglasses, "Well, it seems that you knew that you had to take Miia out for a little Social Studies test as her host. I'm sure it ended up just fine."

Andrew groans and gives a fake smile to mix in with his look, "Sure…"

Ms. Smith then addresses something, "Now… to explain why we are doing this in America. Since you are the only one who truly knew about monsters, you are the perfect test subject to have the Interspecies Exchange act to go through here."

Andrew asks, "So… I'm the guinea pig to have this act available for America?"

Ms. Smith nods, "Exactly. I'm glad that you pick things up so fast. And I'm grateful that you figured out about the laws on your own. It saves me a heck of time so that I don't have to explain it to you."

Andrew nods back, "I'm glad I was here to make your job easy for you."

Ms. Smith asks, "May I trouble you for some coffee, Andy-kun?"

Andrew sighs, "Sure…" He places the papers on the coffee table and goes to the kitchen to brew some coffee, he mutters to himself, "What does 'kun' mean anyway?"

After he makes the coffee and put up the groceries he returns with the pitcher of coffee in his hands, he notices that Ms. Smith has a mug out ready to go, he pours it in her cup.

Ms. Smith sighs contently, "Excellent, Andy-kun." She then drinks it and exclaims, "This is the best coffee I ever had!"

Andrew sweatdrops and says, "I just put some ordinary coffee into the coffee maker."

Andrew sits down on the couch and sets the coffee pitcher down, "So… can I ask what you guys are remodeling?"

Ms. Smith takes a sip of her coffee and explains, "Alright, we are making your house larger so that it's a suitable size for Miia and we are adding rooms for both Miia and Neptune. I'm sure that Glue is going to be sleeping with you since he's like your dog, Andy-kun." She takes another sip of coffee.

Andrew nods, "I guess that's fine. Just don't do anything to my parents' room, please."

Ms. Smith sweatdrops, "Oh… sure we won't!" As if she already did something to it already.

Miia then says to Ms. Smith, "If I have my own room, then I can't sleep next to darling tonight."

Ms. Smith smiles, "Oh? Are you two planning to do something nasty together?'

Andrew shakes his head, "It's nothing like that! You know how Lamias are cold blooded, I was hoping to… err… keep her warm at night."

Ms. Smith take another sip, "Oh, already hitting it off with each other? Well, just to let you know that if you ever 'popped her cherry' you would have to be send to the big house." She says this in a menacing way.

Andrew sweatdrops, "I know that. I have things under control."

Ms. Smith points out another thing, "Well… from what Miia said, you two are already dating."

Andrew's eyes widens as he grunts a bit in surprise.

Neptune scolds Andrew, "Andy! I told you to not do anything like that with her! And why did you decide to date her?! We've known each other for far longer and you're going with Miss crushes you a lot!"

Andrew tries calming her down, "N-no… it's a misunderstanding."

Miia then wraps herself around Andrew, "And if he decided to date one of us, it's going to be me, right, darling?"

Andrew replies, "Uh…" He looks to where Ms. Smith was and she vanished.

Neptune pulls at Andrew's arm, "You are a big traitor, Andy! I need to give you the full Nep training again!"

Andrew can't take it anymore and then shouts that fills the room, "It's not like that!"

The next day… Andrew sighs as he tries to restore himself from that hard filled day of yesterday, "Ugh… and I have school today." With his home finally renovated, he tries getting up to get ready to go to school, he couldn't even budge out of bed, "Huh. Why can't I move?" He looks underneath the blankets and sees Miia coiled around him, "Oh, yeah… that's right." He looks to his side and tries to wake up Miia, "Wake up, it's morning. I need to get ready for school."

Miia mutters trying to wake up, she says to Andrew, "Just a little while longer, darling. I need more time to warm up." She rests her body on Andrew's chest while tightening her tail around him.

Andrew strains as it's difficult for him to breathe, "Please, Miia… not so tight."

As Andrew finds himself in another death bind from Miia, he can't move his arms or his legs and she is constricting his blood and oxygen flow. Miia grabs onto Andrew while giving him a 'Vert hug'. Andrew realizes something, "Crap! Did she fall asleep again? Normally, I would like this but, I can't breathe at all!" He couldn't even find himself to utter a word to her as his throat is completely sealed shut. "Damn it! If this keeps up… I might suffocate to death!" He tries releasing his arm that has Xelor on, "Xelor… help me."

As he finally releases his hand just enough to see his watch, he realizes something, he looks over at his counter that also has his alarm clock, "Xelor's not on my wrist!" That would also mean that he cannot hear his pleas for help as Xelor is just resting on that counter. "I need… to break free! It's getting dark…" He flails his hand desperately to break free. As he does so he eventually grabs something of Miia's.

Miia jolts awake in a shock while blushing a bit, "D-darling? Please, not the tip of my tail..."

Andrew thinks to himself, "Is this her weak point? Does this mean that it's super effective?" He then readies his hand and then shouts, "Then let's give it all I got! What could possibly go wrong?!" He begins to stroke the tip of Miia's tail as fast as he could, "Yes… it's working, she's loosening her grip…"

Miia moans as she's getting her tail stroked, "No… I can't take it anymore… darling, please stop…"

Andrew says to himself, "I gotta keep going! In order to save myself!" He continues to stroke her tail tip but also rubs the tip of it with a finger as well, "Let's see how this works out."

Miia wriggles around as she tries to endure the stroking, "I can't… If you keep this up, I'll…" She blushes intensely.

Andrew's eyes widens, "You what?" As he keeps doing this.

Miia begins to drool with tears of… pleasure running down her face, "I can't… I'm…"

Andrew shouts in his head worried, "You're what?!"

Miia then shouts outloud, "I'm coming!"

After that mess was over, Miia then releases Andrew and gets out of bed, "Alright… jeez, darling, I'm up already. You really know how to get me up in the morning." As she gets ready for the morning.

Andrew groans in pain as he tries to recover from all that, "Give me five more minutes…" He's pretty sure that some of his ribs are broken.

The two head downstairs after getting a shower and all dressed up, Andrew adjusts his watch on, they greet Neptune, "Good morning, Neptune." Andrew says.

Neptune looks at Andrew's condition, "What happened to you?"

Andrew grunts as he tries to come up with something to cover what really happened, "Err… nightmare? Yes… nightmare."

Neptune believes that and dismisses it, "Alrighty then! So, what shall we do today?"

Andrew sighs, "I have to go to school, I don't want to be late. But, I'll cook us something to eat. Miia… what would you like for breakfast?"

Miia exclaims happily, "My favorite food is eggs! If you have that, then I'll be happy to eat them, darling!"

Andrew thinks for a moment and nods, "Ah… I see. Ok, would eggs be ok with you, too, Neptune?"

Neptune exclaims happily, "That's wonderful with me, Andy! Eggs is a classic breakfast item so it'll be perfect for you to serve!"

Andrew sighs in relieve, "I'm glad… of course it's not that one food that you despise."

Miia asks curiously, "What food does she despise, darling?"

Andrew tries to drop that question, "It's nothing! You two just sit down and I'll make us nice eggs for us to enjoy!"

Miia begs Andrew, "Aw… come on darling… I promise that I wouldn't do anything to tease Neptune with."

Neptune replies to Miia, "I hate eggplants, alright?! Now, could you shut up about it?!"

Andrew sighs at Neptune, "You could at least have said that a little nicer…"

Miia gets this look and she puts her hand to her mouth, "Oh? Is that so?" She goes over to the fridge and gets an eggplant out, "Look out, it's the killer eggplant!"

Neptune shudders, "G-get that away from me!"

Miia chases Neptune around the kitchen with it as Andrew prepares the eggs, "Look out, it's going to get you, Neptune!" Miia shouts as she teases Neptune with the eggplant.

Neptune shouts at Andrew, "Andy, save me!" She grabs onto Andrew.

Miia says to Neptune, "You're using my darling as a shield? You'll regret that, you purple goddess." She throws the eggplant at Neptune at incredible speeds.

Neptune ducks it but not Andrew and it hits him square on the head, unlike that one eggplant that splashed on him without causing any damage to him, this one knocks him out unconscious. Neptune shouts worried, "Andy!"

Miia goes over as well, "Darling! I'm so sorry!"

Andrew gets a big bump on his head and he lays dazed on the floor, "The eggs… the eggs will burn…" He says while in a daze.

While breakfast is over, Andrew gets his stuff and he heads out to the door of his house and waves goodbye to Neptune and Miia, "I'll see you two when I get back…"

Miia and Neptune waves goodbye to Andrew, "I'll miss you, Andy!"

Miia tries to one up Neptune, "No… I'll miss you the most, darling!"

Andrew then forgets something, "My gym clothes! Where are they, Miia?"

Miia points to the direction of the gym clothes, "They should be done drying at the balcony, darling."

Andrew asks, "I have a balcony, now?" It must have come with the renovation, Andrew nods and heads up there.

The two of them wait for Andrew at the door until he returns, after a while, they hear a scream coming from him. "Darling?" Miia says worried.

Neptune gets worried as well, "Andy?" The two rushes to the balcony to see what's going on.

When they arrive at the balcony, they are greeted with a strange creature that grabbed her talons on Andrew's shirt and she's standing at the edge. From the looks of her, she was another monster but she was also a threat to them. She then flies off with Andrew. Miia calls out, "Darling!"

Neptune wasn't the type to give up so easily, "Time to Nep up!" She runs at the balcony and she glows trying to transform, as she jumps off the balcony, she stopped glowing and says, "Whoops! No share energy!" She then falls to her demise at the bottom.

Miia rushes over and catches Neptune, "I got you, Neptune! You may be after darling's heart but you are the only one who can help me save him."

Well that's that. What kind of monster that would kidnap Andrew? And for what purpose? Find out next…

Miia then steps forth and shouts at the narrator, "No, you don't! I want safe darling! You aren't stopping until this part of the story is done!"

But… the length…

Neptune comes in with her katana sword, "She did say we wanted safe Andy… we will get it, won't we?" She threatens to slice the narrator.

With Miia trying to coil the narrator to death.

Alright! You all made your points! I just don't think the length is going to be the same for the other stories."

Neptune replies, "Who cares about that?! It's what in the story that matters! And if this story is better than the other one, who cares?!"

Alright… ahem!

Andrew wakes up from whatever happened to him, he finds himself resting on a tree. "Uh… what's going on?"

Xelor tells Andrew, "You let yourself get kidnapped, that's what happened! Why didn't you transform?"

Andrew explains, "I can't hurt a…" He sees his kidnapper.

She is a girl with a similar build to Neptune, she wears a black tank top that leaves her belly button exposed, she wears tannish colored denim booty shorts. She has turquoise blue short hair with a several strands sticking up, she has hazel colored eyes. She looks at Andrew and did I mention that half of her arms have wings and half of her legs are legs of a bird? Because they are! "Hey there!" She exclaims at Andrew.

Andrew greets her, "Hey… what's your name?"

The bird girl introduces herself, "I'm Papi! Papi the harpy!"

Andrew stares at her confusedly, "Papi… the harpy?"

The harpy names Papi nods, "Yep, Papi! Or was it Hapi the parpy? Parpy… pipi… papa?" She gets a confused look on her face.

Andrew thinks in his head, "She gets confused by her own name?!"

Papi looks over at a nearby ice cream van, "Ice cream! Let's get some!" She grabs Andrew's wrists and drags him off the tree and he falls.

Andrew screams as he falls flat on his face on the ground, "Ow…" He gets up slowly, "Did she kidnap me just for some ice cream?" He follows her as she goes over to the van.

After three steps she turns around and looks surprised by Andrew, "Who are you and why are you following Papi?!"

Andrew shouts in his head, "She already forgot about me?!"

The two got their ice cream, Papi got a cone and Andrew got a popsicle they sit at a bench as he tries looking at where he is, "Oh, she took me to the park." He realized. He also wonders, "Where did she come from? Isn't Miia the only monster here?"

Papi tries to go and eat some of her ice cream but unfortunately drops it, she cries as she kneels near the dropped ice cream, "Waaah! Papi didn't even get a taste yet!"

Andrew hands his popsicle over to Papi, "Here… you can have mine."

Papi cheers, "Yay!" She's about to grab it but she instead sucks on it with her mouth.

Andrew is standing up at this point, he sweatdrops, "Eh… what does this look like?"

Some people look over to what Andrew and Papi are doing and they whisper to each other, "Is that guy a pervert? Why would he do that to that girl?"

Andrew gulps nervously, "Yep!" He confirms in his head. "Right, that's it. No more popsicle for you!" He pulls it out of her mouth.

But, unfortunately, from the way Papi was licking it, she has it all over herself, "Aw… Papi's all sticky now."

Andrew grunts as he sees this, too, "Damn it, Neptune and the goddesses! I was mostly innocent until you found me!" He shouts in his head. "L-let's get you cleaned, Papi!" He takes Papi over to a nearby fountain to get cleaned. "Alright, this is good. Just have to rinse this… Hey! What are you doing?!"

Andrew freaks out as he sees Papi take her clothes off in public… all of it. "You're supposed to take your clothes off when you bathe. Don't you know that?"

Andrew grunts, "Is she trying to make a fool out of me?!" He asks himself.

Papi goes in the fountain and rinses herself off, she then looks at Andrew and grabs his head with her talons, "Bathe with me!" She drags him in the fountain.

Andrew panics as he soaks in the fountain, "W-what?! S-stop it, Papi!"

Papi tries to take Andrew's clothes off for him, she is suddenly stopped by two characters approaching.

Andrew looks over and recognizes them, "Oh… Miia and Neptune. I'm glad I didn't wo-"

Andrew notices the intense anger on their faces, mostly on Miia, "How dare you take darling away from me and then try to bathe with him! I'm so jealous! I wanted to kidnap him and elope with him!'

Neptune sweatdrops and asks, "What do you see in him that makes you want to do that? Only a crazy person would do that."

Miia ignores Neptune and strikes at Papi, "I'll make you pay, chicken legs!" She jumps into the fountain with Papi and Andrew and starting attacking her.

Papi starts attacking Miia as well, "Alright, I'll play with you!" She slashes at Miia with her talons.

Miia dodges it and Andrew gets slashed instead. Andrew winces in pain as he is slashed in the face, "Stop… you're only hurting me."

As this fight continues, it brings the crowd of nearby perverts and regular on goers trying to figure out what's exactly going on. Neptune just watches, "Come on, now… we don't need this kind of attention…"

After a while of fighting, Andrew notices that nobody is watching, "Uh… no one is paying attention anymore."

Miia and Papi looks over to where the crowd is watching now and they see a little girl stuck in a tree. The three of them get out of the fountain and Miia asks Andrew, "What should we do, darling?"

Andrew looks at Miia and Papi and his nose bleeds a bit, he tries covering it, "First things first… you two need to get dressed properly."

Miia looks at herself and her clothes can be seen through. "D-darling? You have spare clothes, right?"

Andrew nods and taps on his watch and brings out a coat that he has, "Here… it's a spare." Andrew puts it on for Miia.

Miia smiles at Andrew, "Thanks, darling."

After Miia and Papi get dressed, they, Andrew and Neptune head over to where the crowd is and they decide on what to do about this.

Miia asks Andrew, "You can get her out of that tree, right, darling?"

Andrew frowns and replies with a sighs, "I wish I could but transforming near a crowd like this is too much attention. Besides… I twisted my ankle when I fell."

Neptune says ecstatically, "No problem for me, Andy! Nep Nep has the skills of a kangaroo to jump on this tree and rescue this little girl!" She gets a running start and then tries to go for the jump.

Miia grabs Neptune with her tail as soon as she left the ground and stops her, "No way! You had your chance to save darling and you blew it! It's time for me to step in! Luckily for us… Lamias are expert climbers!" She leaps on the tree and wraps herself on it and she scales the tree up to the little girl.

Andrew and Neptune watches Miia go up the tree, Neptune says, "I could have done that, too…"

Andrew chuckles at Neptune, "I know… she just wants to help, too."

Neptune whispers to Andrew, "By the way… I've always wanted to ask this but didn't you say that there were no monsters in your dimension? What is the deal here?"

Andrew shrugs and replies with the best answer, "I'm just as surprised as you are when I first met Miia. Well… I guess that I could say that you met my dimension's monsters."

Neptune replies and says, "I'm not sure that I like them much. I was happier when they are hostile and I could kill them. This seriously could damage your reputation as a GPU, you need to keep your faith in the goddesses to keep us powered. That's the only way I can transform here."

Andrew nods and says, "I get that, but can't this wait? Maybe in our pudding sessions or something?"

Neptune nods and drops it, "OK."

Miia continues to climb the tree completely unaware about the conversation about Andrew and Neptune, "Once I save this girl, I will win darling's affection." She smiles and then climbs further, "Ugh! These branches are in the way; I can't get a good view!" She rustles in the branches of the trees.

The little girl grabs on a branch crying, "Mama… mama."

Miia appears near the girl in a bunch of leaves completely covering herself but her face, this gives her the appearance of a scary creature, "Foooooouuuuuund you…" She says as she seems tired but it makes it to look more menacing.

The little girl screams at the sight of her and that made her lose her grip and she falls. Miia tries grabbing her with her tail but the little girl couldn't grab it in time.

Andrew watches as this happens, "Oh no!"

Papi rushes in and takes off to the skies to try to help, she catches the little girl but she could sustain her flight for long, "Papi's wings are still wet!" She falls down.

As soon as they land on the ground, they noticed that Andrew broke their fall, he groans, "Ugh… saved them with my body."

The little girl returns to her mother and embraces her, "Mama!"

The mother holds her daughter close, "Mama's here now…" She looks at Papi, "Thank you for saving my little girl's life."

Everyone gathers around Papi to thank her, Miia frowns and says sadly, "I helped, too…"

Andrew chuckles and says to Miia trying to encourage her, "I know…" He brushes off Miia's head with his hand to get rid of all the leaves.

Neptune smiles seeing this kind of outcome, "You know, Andy… I think that your world needs these types of monsters."

Andrew laughs replying, "Yeah… that sounds good."

Miia shouts at them feeling left out, "What are you guys talking about?! Why can't I get involved?"

Andrew and Neptune laughs and then they get meet up by a nearby cop. "Excuse me… I don't mean to be intruding your conversation or anything, but… are you guys real monsters?"

Andrew and the others look at each other and Andrew answers the question for them, "They are… why?"

Even if Neptune isn't a monster, the question still applied to her. The cop says to the girls, "Yeah, I've done research about the Interspecies Cultural Exchange law and even if they aren't passed here, it will still apply, are you all this man's host?"

Miia nods, "Darling's my host."

Neptune nods as well, "Same goes with me!" She says more enthusiastically.

The cop then turns to Papi who is playing with the little girl, "What about her?"

All of them sweatdrop and they turn silent for a moment or two until Andrew answers, "I'm her host! I'm taking care of all of them!"

Miia's eyes glistens as she sees Andrew step up so confidentially, "Darling…"

The cop checks his phone and does more research, "Yeah, it also says that you need their identification cards for proof."

All of them get the same shocked expression as Andrew isn't aware of that being a rule, "C-cards?"

The cop gives them a stare, "You have them… right?"

Andrew tries to come up with something as it isn't true, "Uh…"

The cop continues to stare at them and Papi asks, "Is Papi going to be aborted away?"

Andrew turns to Papi and asks, "You what?" He turns back to the cop.

A voice rings and says, "I have it." A woman shows the cop the identification card for Papi. It was Ms. Smith.

Andrew sighs in relief to see her, "I was about to get a heart attack for a second there."

Miia exaggeratingly panics, "What?!"

Andrew tries to calm her down, "Just an expression…"

The cop looks at it and asks, "The others?"

Ms. Smith fans out the other two cards to show Miia's and Neptune's, "Got those, too."

The cop checks it and salutes, "Alright, then… carry on." He leaves.

Andrew asks Ms. Smith, "You knew about her?"

Ms. Smith laughs, "Yes, since you became a host for Miia, I was going to set up the organization here and bring Papi as well. But, she escaped and found you instead. Looks like I don't have to do that much work now that you will bring in Papi." She pauses for a bit and says, "Right, Andy-kun?"

Andrew sweatdrops, "R-right…"

Papi then hugs Andrew and says, "I may not know much about this bra stuff but I know one thing… Papi loves boss!"

Andrew sweatdrops, "What?" He says in his mind, "Another nickname?"

The group goes back to Andrew's house, Neptune and Papi begins playing a game with each other, Andrew watches, "Huh… I guess Neptune has somebody to play with."

Ms. Smith says to Andrew, "Take a look at this." She shows Andrew a news article about what happened at the park on her phone, "This incident actually exposed the existence of monsters in your local city."

Andrew looks at it and asks, "Is that a good thing?"

Ms. Smith adjusts her glasses and nods, "Yes, that means that we can get the law passed into America at this rate. If they accept monsters here, we can have the law be passed worldwide at this point."

Andrew laughs, "What a dream to go for, huh?"

Ms. Smith takes a sip of coffee, "It's a bit too much to ask for that, but at least we can get it in America."

Andrew cheers a bit, "Yeah!"

Ms. Smith chuckles at Andrew's enthusiasm, "I'm very glad to see you on board, Andy-kun…"

Andrew asks Ms. Smith, "You don't have any more monsters that I don't know about, right?"

Ms. Smith adjusts her sunglasses, "You'll see…"

Papi tugs on Andrew's sleeve and asks him, "Papi wants to finish our bath with boss!"

Andrew sweatdrops and tries thinking about it, "Uh…"

Miia smiles at Andrew and Papi and says, "You two go on ahead!"

Andrew then shrugs, "I guess it's ok…" He takes Papi to the bathroom.

Miia waves to them and Ms. Smith asks, "I would have thought that you would object to that."

Miia explains, "Yeah, but I wouldn't sweat about that, after all, she's just a child, and she's a child and most importantly… she's just a child."

Neptune sweatdrops asking Miia, "Are you sure about that?" Knowing too well that it might not be the case.

Ms. Smith nods, "Neptune's right. She is an adult, too."

Miia gets a look of shock, "Huh?!"

Ms. Smith explains further, "Harpies have developed smaller frames in order for them to be aerial dynamic when they fly."

Neptune then tells Miia, "Yeah… I thought that you would know that by now by looking at my nonexistent chest."

Miia rushes after the two.

As Andrew was about to bathe with Papi, Miia rushes in and breaks the door down and it lands on Andrew's head, "I changed my mind! I'm going to be bathing with Papi!"

Andrew groans, "Ow…"

As Miia washes Papi's hair, she warns her, "Listen, birdbrain… darling is my darling, if you so ever lay a hand on him to hurt him, I will never forgive you. You got that?"

Papi points out, "But, Papi doesn't have any hands…"

Miia shouts at her, "You know what I meant!"

As Andrew and Neptune are chilling in the living room, Andrew remembers something very crucial, "I still need to get to school!" He freaks out.

Neptune teases, "Ooh… somebody's late!"

Well… that's that! Right… am I done?

Neptune smiles and says to the narrator, "Yep! You're good!"

Good! Well, what may happen in Andrew's life now that there's one more monster in the house? Find out next time!


Review Replies!

Magical-Death: Yep, even though that Neptune is sort of being shoved away a bit (By Miia), she's still going to be Andrew's main girl, he doesn't forget that. I hoped that you liked this extra-long chapter and possibly my longest chapter I ever done. Hope you enjoyed!

SpecialMonitor22: Yep, not going to happen since Neptune is protective of Andrew and Miia really likes Andrew (Understatement, BTW), there's going to be bloodshed between the two… until another goddess appears and does it for Neptune in which she returns back to old self again.


A Totally New Noncanon Segment Thingy!

Neptune: Hiya, guys! You might be wondering why I'm speaking to you all! And in script format, no less!

Andrew: Yeah… this is weird.

Neptune: Well, this is a new thing we're doing where we can get asked by the reviewers some questions about us! We could also ask us to do some things and we might do them for the fans! That's right… the one and only Nep Nep will answer fan questions that they have been dying to let out inside them.

Miia: Don't exclude me out of this! You can also ask me some questions.

Papi: Papi wants to answer questions, too!

Andrew: So, what we're saying is… you can tell the characters themselves some things that you would want to know about us or want us to do and we'll do them in these segments.

Neptune: That's what I just said!

Andrew: Just trying to clear it out for them.

Neptune: I'm sure they got it! Since this is new, we don't have anything to do in this segment so until next time…

Everyone: Happy Reading!


That's my line… :(