Last time on Hyperdimension Overclocked M, a bunch of shenanigans happened, and Andrew was late for school and junk. Anyway… what's going to happen now?

A few days later after the previous chapter, seems that everything that happened at the park made it for monsters to be more accepted at Andrew's city and as a result, the mayor is in talks with the organization to have the act passed exclusively in the city.

Andrew watches the news on TV and sees Ms. Smith next to the mayor while he is doing a speech about the whole thing, he smiles watching it all, "Wow… I actually did something that made a difference in my own city. What a great thing."

Neptune watches it with Andrew, "It doesn't seem that they are mentioning you at all."

Andrew watches it as well but keeps his optimism, "Nah… they'll mention me. It's only a matter of time."

A bit later watching it and nothing of the sort happened, "Ok… any second now." Andrew says.

Neptune gets upset, "What gives? Why are they skipping you out?"

Andrew tilts his head, "Huh, are they going to mention me last?"

Neptune nods as Andrew mentions that, "Yeah! That's what they are doing!"

Papi flies over and lands on Andrew's head, "Boss! Papi's bored! Play with Papi!"

Andrew looks up at Papi and says, "Well… we are in a middle of something, you can watch it with us if you want. They might mention what we did on TV."

Papi looks at it for a moment or two and frowns, "This is boring! Come on and play with me!"

Andrew mutters, "Wow… a shorter attention span than I have." Andrew says to Papi, "Um… maybe you could play with Glue if you want. He's over there somewhere."

Papi says, "But Papi wants to play with boss!" She pouts.

Andrew sputters, "Oh boy…"

Neptune tries helping, "Hey, you can play with me if ya want!"

Papi shouts happily, "OK!" She flies over to Neptune.

Andrew looks over at Neptune and asks, "Why did you do that? Didn't you want to watch this?"

Neptune shakes her head, "Nah… it's getting pretty boring anyway! I was about to ask to do something else anyway. You can watch out just in case they mention us."

Andrew gives a wave as he continues to watch the TV, "OK…"

Neptune faces Papi and says, "Come on, Papi! Let's all play with Glue for a bit!" She finds Glue and picks him up. "He can shapeshift into anything so he'll be fun to play with."

With that they head off to do something fun, Andrew warns them, "Just don't hurt Glue, alright?" He goes back towards the TV, every minute watching it, his frown shows more, "They aren't going to mention us, are they?" Andrew then turns off the TV, "Damn it, Ms. Smith."

Andrew slumps himself on the couch until a certain Lamia shows up and slithers besides Andrew, "Hey, darling! What are you doing all by yourself?" Of course it's Miia.

Andrew looks at her and says, "I do this. And I'm not really alone right now, Xelor is here with me." Andrew points to his wrist, "Anyway, what's up with you?"

Miia sits down with Andrew and says, "Well… I was thinking about what you said to me a few days ago with those jerk jocks."

This is Miia's exaggerated imagination… Andrew shows up all heroically and says, "I will beat up anything that dare speak anything ill of you! They shall not lay a hand on you, my love!"

Miia glistens her eyes at Andrew, "Oh darling!"

In reality again, Andrew sweatdrops as if he saw the whole thing, "I didn't really say it like that."

Miia ignores what Andrew says and has hearts coming out of her as she daydreams. "Sigh… darling…"

Andrew sits up right, "O…Kay…" He looks over at Neptune and Papi playing outside with Glue then he looks back at the TV, seeing the black reflection of both himself and Miia, he sees how long his brown hair has gotten, "I seriously need to cut my hair."

Miia suddenly gasps and offers, "I can cut it for you!"

Andrew looks at her and notices how excited she is, "Oh, really? I guess that'll be fine."

Miia exclaims happily, "Thanks, darling! Where is your clippers so we can get started?"

Andrew tries remembering and then says, "In the bathroom, I think. Unless Ms. Smith and her crew moved the stuff around, I haven't checked yet."

Miia slithers over to the bathroom, "I'll find them for you, darling."

Andrew waves to her, "Ok, thanks Miia."

Neptune and Papi returns from their playtime, Glue is still seen jumping around outside for a bit, "Andy, why did you turn off the TV?"

Andrew shrugs, "I got bored so I just turned it off."

Neptune replies saying, "So, you finally realized that they did skipped us out like I thought. Well, what do you want to do now?"

Andrew tells her, "Oh, Miia is going to cut my hair today. I feel like it has grown long enough to bother me a bit." He messes with some strands of hair.

Neptune asks Andrew, "Do you trust her to have her cut it right?"

Andrew nods, "Yeah! It's just cutting hair with some hair clippers. How hard could it be for her to figure out?"

Neptune thinks about and says, "Well… where she normally comes from probably doesn't have any so she might have some trouble."

Andrew nods then shrugs, "Yeah, so? It's no problem. If she did a miscut or something, then she can cut it short. I don't mind."

Papi then asks, "Would you trust me with clippers, boss?"

Andrew laughs, "Ha ha ha… um… sure." He sweatdrops.

Neptune asks, "Why didn't you ask me to do it?"

Andrew replies, "Well, I just muttered something to myself and she just picked it up and jumped me with the offer."

Neptune assumes something, "Maybe it's because you like her more than me."

Andrew shakes his head, "No… I like you all the same."

Neptune shakes her head, "That's a lie. She has gotten you in her trance with her Lamiae eyes and her golden hair clips.

Andrew points that out, "Huh, she does have something in common with you. You both wear hairclips on both sides of your head."

Neptune shouts out, "You're changing the subject! Which of our hairclips do you like better?"

Andrew laughs, "It's fine. I'm glad that you are worried about me but it's just a haircut. What are you so worried about?"

Neptune reminds, "Well, judging by all the misadventures you had with her, something like that could happen to you again."

Andrew points out, "And, I have survived every one of them. It's fine."

Neptune then says, "I'm going back outside. Coming, Papi?"

Papi flies over to Neptune, "Coming, Nep Nep!"

The both of them go back outside with Glue. Andrew looks over and says, "Huh, she got Papi to call her Nep Nep. Cool."

Miia returns, "I'm back! And I found your hair clippers for you, darling." She slithers on over to Andrew showing the hair clippers.

Andrew looks at her and says, "Cool, thanks Miia." He then sweatdrops as he sees her getting close to him with them, "You do know how to use them, right?"

Miia nods and says confidently, "Of course! My love for you will bring me the knowledge to give you the best hair cut you ever had!" She coils around Andrew and pulls him close to her, "Now, which hair style should I give you, my darling?"

Andrew sits on the floor now as Miia begins to turn on the hair clippers, he thinks to himself, "I'm letting a monster cut my hair. Does her species even need to use them? I don't even know if her native land has hair clippers."

Miia then gets done deciding on a hair style and says, "Oh… I know one that will look cute on you!" She begins to put the clippers close to Andrew's head.

Andrew begins sweatdropping profusely as he looks up and sees Miia diving the hair clippers into his head, "Uh… there's one step that you forgot!"

Miia looks at him confused and asks, "What's that, darling?"

Andrew thinks for a moment and then replies, "Well… my hair is pretty long and shaggy so it's pretty obvious that it should have had a run down with some scissors before even attempting to use the clippers." He says this as if he's giving a lesson in class.

Miia nods and says, "Of course…" She then shouts out, "How could I missed the most important step?! If you hadn't caught that, then there's no telling what I have done to your hair!"

Andrew sweatdrops, "The clippers would have caught my hair and it would hurt…" He says this under his breath, "But not as much as you are tightening me right now."

Miia shouts out, "I've failed you, darling! How can I be a good girlfriend if I can't cut your hair properly?!" She unknowingly strangles Andrew.

Andrew groans as he gets tightened, "Listen… don't beat yourself up about it, It's you first time and it's ok if you mess up. Believe me… I have messed up a lot before I got where I am now, and I kind of hate messing up but it's something that you have to deal with. You'll get better with time and practice."

Miia takes what Andrew says to heart, "Darling…" She tightens him up even more, "You believe in me and you'll be patient with me! You're so good that I don't even deserve you!"

Andrew sweatdrops straining, "Uh…"

Miia starts getting fired up, "I have to do better for you! So much better than Neptune!" She grabs nearby scissors, "Let's get started!"

And so, Miia cuts Andrew's hair, so much trials and errors, and a bunch of shouts of pain from Andrew, it has been done. Miia gives Andrew a mirror, "Well… what do you think, darling?" She looks worried.

Andrew takes a look at it and then smiles, "I actually like it. I think it looks pretty good for your first try."

Miia's eyes glistens as she hears that, "Really?"

Andrew nods, "Yep! I think I have found my hair stylist." He says this with the intent to make her feel good.

Miia clings to Andrew and knocks him to his back, "Darling~!"

Andrew can't breathe again, M-Miia!"

What has Neptune and Papi been doing, let's see… Neptune grabs Glue as he's in a boomerang form, she calls out, "Alright, Papi! Get ready for the most awesomest throw ever!"

Papi gets ready for it and she says, "Papi's ready! Bring it on, Nep Nep!"

Neptune gets a running start and then throws it, "Nepperang throw!" She makes up a move as she throws Glue far away.

Papi flies off to try and get it, she then dives for it but misses, "No! Papi almost had it!"

Glue begins flying off in the distance far away from them. Neptune shouts out, "After that dogoo!"

Papi nods and scoops of Neptune and heads off after the flying dogoo.

Andrew looks over and frowns, "Oh no… what kind of game are they playing?"

Miia asks while sweatdropping, "Should we go after them, darling?"

Andrew nods, "I'm sure it's bad if they are outside without me, according to the law."

The two open the door and they head off following the two flat chested girls. The two try looking all over the city for them and looking up and down but no luck, "Now what? How could they get far?" Miia asks.

Andrew shugs, "No clue, but Neptune does travel a lot so it's possible. Hmm… maybe I can use my GPU form to track them down. I can sense share energy despite how little she has right now."

Xelor mentions, "Just using one of your apps is good enough, Andrew."

Andrew chuckles, "I want to transform, it's fun… and besides, it's faster."

Xelor beeps, "Alright, just don't let anybody else see you. They might mistake you for a monster."

Andrew nods, "Alright." He taps on his watch and begins transforming into his GPU form, "Alright! Let's search the rooftops for them! Papi flies so they gotta be up there."

Miia tells Andrew, "Um… darling? Not to be disagreeing with you but I don't think it's going to work with the two of us."

Andrew smiles nodding, "I know that. I'll be carrying you all the way through."

Miia gets surprised by what Andrew says, "D-did you say that you're going to be carrying me?"

Andrew nods and says, "Yeah. I'll know how happy you are about that and such, but this is all to find Neptune and Papi."

Miia nods, "Right."

Andrew begins carrying Miia bridal style without no issue whatsoever, "You're pretty light, Miia."

Miia begins coiling Andrew, "This… this is pretty amazing, darling. You don't seem to be affected by my weight at all."

Even more noticeable is Andrew is handling Miia's constrictions without any visible effort, "I told you, I'm awesome in this form. Now, I want you to hold on as tight as you can and don't worry about strangling me to death, it won't hurt me."

Miia coils around Andrew's body and even around his neck, he doesn't seem to mind it, "Wow, just what are you, darling? No human can endure a Lamia's constriction!"

Andrew smiles and says, "I told you, I'm a GPU. Even if this watch is designed to serve goddesses, I'll go the extra mile and to serve monsters."

With that, Andrew rushes off to find Neptune and Papi, let's see where they are, Neptune looks around for Glue, "Any sign of him, Papi?"

Papi shakes her head and asks, "No pro for us, right?"

Neptune nods, "Yep! Just don't drop me, Papi, I can't fly without Andy's little source of share energy."

Papi nods, "Papi won't drop you, Nep Nep!"

Back with Andrew and Miia, he's jumping from roof to roof at this point, "Wow! How the heck did they manage to go off so far in short amount of time?"

Miia shakes her head and says, "Maybe they are fine. We should go home and wait for them… alone."

Andrew chuckles, "Nice try, Miia! This form also lets me see more clearly about tricks anyone can pull on me! Even if I wanted to do that with you, the laws don't allow it."

Miia suggests, "Hmm… maybe we can just run off into that Hyperdimension place that you told me. They won't follow us there."

Andrew laughs some more, "Miia, the goddesses won't like that one bit and they'll make a law similar to this one faster than you can say… whoa!" As Andrew was about to say something else, he gets stopped by the lack of tall buildings, he falls down from a tall building.

Miia shrieks, "Eek! D-darling?"

Andrew lands on his feet without a problem, "What, Miia?" Totally fine.

Miia exhales in relief, "Never mind."

Andrew continues running while talking, "Sorry for freaking you out like that, I almost freaked myself out there for a second. I think I saw them, too. Let me check." He brings down his visor and gets a map with a blinking beacon icon. "Perfect! I see them, they seem to be slowing down for some reason, I guess they found what they were looking for."

Miia looks at the sky and sees them too, "I see them too, darling! But wait…" She sees something else, "What's that?" She points to it.

Andrew stops running and looks at it, "It can't be…" He rushes off again as he sees Neptune and Papi crashed into that object in the sky.

As Andrew and Miia arrives at the scene, they see who it is, "Get the hell off of me!" A familiar voice shouts at the purple goddess and harpy sitting on her.

Neptune looks down and freaks out, "Whoa! Noire grew out of our butts!"

Andrew returns back to normal form, "Wait, Noire?" He suddenly can't support Miia anymore, "Oh, crap!" He still tries his best, though.

Noire grumbles, "I would appreciate it if you two get off of me!"

Neptune and Papi gets up and Neptune greets her, "Wow! I can't believe that you would crash into us of all people, did you run out of share energy during your trip?"

Noire angrily shouts, "No! Don't be… huh?" She realizes that it was the truth, "Damn this dimension! Andy, why do you have to live in a horrible dimension?"

Andrew replies to her still carrying Miia, "What are you doing here? Did you actually come here because you missed us?"

Miia looks at Noire intensely, "Is this another goddess, darling? You better lay off my darling, got that?!" She clings onto him.

Noire looks at Miia the same way, "And just who are you? I can do whatever I want with Andy and why do you call him darling?"

Neptune replies, "I dunno, she's weird like that, and she got a huge mega crush on him. Both figuratively and literally."

Noire nods, "I see. I couldn't care less about his situation, he got himself into it and I know he can get himself out."

Miia begins to hold Andrew tighter, "Maybe he doesn't want to get himself out of it! He's my host now so that means he's taking care of me."

Noire stares at Miia trying to take that in, "So this world coexists with monsters and have them live with humans? That's going to bring a whole lot of trouble."

Andrew asks, "How so?"

Noire shouts angrily, "Just look at her! She might just kill you right now if she wanted to."

Andrew sighs, "Not you, too."

Miia stands her ground, "I don't care what you think. Darling is my darling and there's nothing you can do about it."

Noire walks off shouting, "Do what you want! I don't care! I'm just here to pick up Neptune."

Neptune smiles as she goes closer to Noire, "Whoa, you do miss me?! And I thought you're a stuck up serious goddess with no friends!"

Noire shouts out, "I have friends!"

Neptune doesn't buy it, "Oh really? What's her name, then?"

Noire tries to think of one, "Well… Andy is my friend, right?"

Andrew sweatdrops, "Uh…"

Neptune replies getting up close to Noire, "The way that you're shouting at him doesn't seem like it."

Noire replies, "I just… have a lot going on with me. Nepgear is the one that told me to find you and bring you back. She can't do it all alone and you know it."

Neptune puts her arms on her head, "Well, didja know that we're stuck here until Andy decides to take us to Gamindustri with him?"

Noire shouts in surprise, "What?!"

Andrew inhales through his teeth, "You should have read the fine print about jumping into my grandpa's portal…"

Noire walks back to Andrew and says, "You can do whatever you want with your little snake girlfriend, but I need to get back to my nation. I can't have Uni all by herself, she's not ready yet to run a nation by herself."

Miia smiles proudly, "I think you're just jealous that darling likes me more than you."

Noire shouts out, "Hey, I'm not… that much jealous to think that!"

Andrew sighs, "At least you are a bit better at showing your feelings."

Papi flies over carrying Glue, "Boss! I found Glue! Does Papi win?"

Andrew gets reminded, "Ah… the game you were playing, I guess you do."

Noire looks at Papi, "Oh, you have two monsters with you. I can tell that this one is pretty irresponsible and childish like Neptune."

Andrew puts down Miia and says, "Papi is Papi and Neptune has been my friend longer than you or the other goddesses and if they want to have fun with each other, let them. And besides, I known you long enough to tell that you don't really mean that."

Noire blushes as she has been found out, "Well… if you really want to know. I am a little frightened that they might make you not stay with us anymore."

Andrew asks, "Is that why you came here?"

Noire shakes her head, "To be honest, I had no idea. Your grandfather obviously didn't say, I guess he wanted to get me back or something. He's a strange man. What I said before was true, and I have to admit that I do miss you two a bit."

Neptune feels touched by that, "Aw… Noire…"

Noire returns back to normal attitude, "Don't let that go through your heads! I'll still keep you two in line. And I'll definitely make sure that you don't do anything lewd to your monster guests, Andy!"

Andrew looks at Noire confusedly, "What?" He thinks to himself, "It's the opposite, actually."

Miia says, "Well, at least you aren't after darling's heart."

Noire scoffs, "Even if that's the case, that doesn't mean that I will let you take our GPU away from us."

Andrew says trying to calm them down, "I can do both…"

Noire goes with Andrew says, "Fine… but you should watch yourself, Andy."

Andrew nods and says, "I say we should return to the house, yes?" He walks the girls back and mutters, "My back is killing me now."

With that, Andrew has another goddess to his house and you know what that means… more renovations! Yes! Andrew calls Ms. Smith to inform her, "I see… well, I'm busy at the moment so I'll get someone else to run you over with Noire's paperwork."

Andrew mutters, "Doing what?"

Of course, he doesn't know that Ms. Smith is bathing but that's no excuse for her laziness. After the talk, he hangs up. "Well, I guess you are a member of the house now."

Noire looks around, "At least it's bigger than your house back in the Hyperdimension."

Andrew nods and explains, "It didn't use to be like that. I had alterations to the house to fit Miia and Papi and when I said I had alterations, I had them forced upon me."

Noire nods and asks, "Where do I sleep?"

Andrew thinks about it, "We don't have a room for you yet so…"

Neptune exclaims happily, "You can sleep with me!"

Noire blushes in embarrassment, "W-what? You got to be kidding!"

Neptune asks, "Why not? We're both goddesses, right?"

Noire shakes her head, "No. The sleepover we had was a disaster already and I'm not having that happen again."

Miia suggests something, "Maybe you can borrow my room and I can sleep with… darling~?"

Noire sighs, "I guess I'll be sleeping with you, Neptune."

Papi suggests something else, "There's an empty room next to Boss'."

Andrew tries to shush Papi, "Papi, no."

Noire asks, "Why is that a problem?"

Andrew replies, "It's my parents' room."

Noire nods, "I understand. I'll leave it exactly the way it was when I use it."

Andrew thinks about it and shrugs, "I guess that's fine."

Someone at the front door knocks, Andrew comments, "That was quick." He goes in answers it, "Hello?" He doesn't see anyone.

A male voice says, "Down here."

Andrew looks downs and his eyes widens, "Ice?"

An emperor penguin with the same suit as Ms. Smith sporting similar sunglasses appear at the front door, he still wears his green Santa hat. "Here is Noire's paperwork." He hands the papers over to Andrew

Andrew asks, "Can I ask what are you doing here?"

Ice explains, "I am a free agent now, I will work where ever I feel like. I chose your dimension to give you humans a chance. I found out that an organization that is trying to have monsters coexist with humans is here so here I am."

Andrew asks, "So, you work with Ms. Smith?"

Ice nods, "Correct. Of course I'm not alone." He looks behind him and calls out, "Scratch! Get over here!"

Scratch who is a tan tabby cat with a fluffy tail walks towards the door, "Why don't I get a suit like that?"

Ice replies, "Because they only made one for this size. And I won at rock paper scissors."

Scratch crosses his arms, "Hmph!"

Andrew asks Ice, "So, do you want to meet the monster girls I'm hosting currently? Of course you know the two goddesses and Glue."

Ice shakes his head, "Perhaps later, we have more stuff to do, like hand out papers and stuff."

Andrew sighs, "She hired you so she doesn't have to do it, didn't she?"

Ice nods, "Most likely, yes." He gets reminded, "Oh yeah, she mentioned that she wants one of your coffees to go."

Andrew mutters as he goes over to the kitchen, "What do I look like, a café?"

Ice and Scratch enters the door and sees the two monster girls.

Scratch looks jittery.

Miia started to say something, "Something wrong with your friend?"

Ice replies, "I'm not sure. He started acting like that ever since we got this job. I think he's been drinking soda or something."

Miia nod and introduces herself, "Well, I'm Miia. It's nice to meet you, and I can see that you are friends with darling. What do you have against humans, though?"

Ice explains, "Humans capture animals for zoos on this planet. I've read the laws stating that humans cannot do that sort of thing with monsters and since we can talk, we could be classified as such."

Miia replies, "It seems that the animals don't seem miserable in the zoos to me."

Ice says tapping his foot, "Hmm… you are a Lamia, correct?'

Miia nods, "Yes, I am. How did you know?"

Ice replies explaining, "I'm a scientist of sorts. I study certain creatures and even monsters. I actually know the dark secrets of Lamias and other monsters that I won't get into because it isn't necessary."

Miia sweatdrops, "Oh."

Papi comes in, "What about me? Do you know about Papi?"

Ice nods, "You are a Harpy. And the both of you are female only so that means you have to mate with humans in order to have offspring. Not going any further than that. I'm sort of jealous of harpies' flight since penguins can't fly."

Scratch asks, "Are you jealous of my flight?"

Miia asks, "You can fly?"

Scratch nods, "Yes, I can!" He spins his tail and he hovers above the ground. "I'm not an ordinary cat as you can see."

Papi asks, "You want a race with me?"

Scratch nods excitedly, "Yes!"

Ice drags Scratch back down, "We don't have the time. We might later."

Scratch frowns, "Aw…"

Andrew returns and hands the coffee to Ice, "Here's the coffee. It's in a Styrofoam container so… hope that Ms. Smith enjoys."

Ice salutes, "Very much appreciated. We'll be seeing you all again."

Scratch asks, "I want to play!"

Ice drags Scratch away, "You're working! You can play later when we have a day off. Whenever that is."

The two leaves, Andrew looks at the papers that he has to fill out, "It just never ends, does it?"

Noire asks Andrew, "Do you want me to help you with those?"

Andrew shakes his head, "Nah, it's mostly signing my name so I have to do it myself, anyway."

He gets down to it and that's the end of that crazy day. A different day approaches and Andrew wakes up extra early, for a very good reason. He gets up still sleepy, "Ugh, a Saturday morning and I have to run by the store to get groceries. And I could have spent my morning watching cartoons or playing video games. Oh well…"

Andrew goes to his bathroom and takes a shower, after that's done he then tries stepping out of his house quietly so he doesn't wake up his homestays. But he feels like he forgot something crucial, he ignores it for now and heads outside.

Andrew gets all the groceries that he thinks he needs, he begins to walk home with a big load and he sighs, "Phew! Now this should cover us for… um… a… few days?" He realizes this, "What? Damn! I swear that they eat so much and I don't know if I can keep this up with the money my parents left me to take care of myself. Looks like I have to find a…" Andrew gulps dreading this, "Part time job." Dun dun dun! Of course, Andrew hates working as he's pretty lazy, but he thinks about the only payoff that matters, making his homestays happy. "Yep, it's gonna be worth it."

As he continues to walk home he doesn't realize that something is about to run him over in about… now! Andrew gets launched pretty far and sometimes he lands on the ground, flopping over and then he slams against a traffic sign, breaking his launch but also gave him injuries, and the impact bended the sign as well, poor sign. "Ow… who runs people over like that? And how did I not die?" He slumps over and then falls on the ground on his back trying to recuperate. And of course, the groceries are now scattered everywhere making his whole trip to the store entirely pointless.

A female voice says to him, "Prithee, a thousand apologies, but aren't thee my master that I have been seeking?"

Andrew tries getting up with the biggest headache of his life, "Ugh… what are you talking about?" He sits up and holds his head, trying to shake off his injury. "Just… who are you?" He then gets up and faces her, knowing what she truly is.

She introduces herself, "My name is Centorea Shianus! I am a proud and noble member of the centaur race! Tell me… would thou be my master that I have yearned to look for?"

Andrew looks at her carefully, scanning up and down, she is indeed a centaur, she wears brown skirt that covers her horse half with the exceptions of her tail and horse legs. She wears a yellowish blouse and carries a sheath with a sword at her side. She has blonde hair tied back in a ponytail. She has furry, elvish ears and blue eyes. And the most important thing… "Her… breasts…" Andrew says in his head. "They are bigger than Vert's. How is that even possible? I have to not stare, but… they are real and…" He shakes his head trying to get the thoughts out of his head.

Centorea asks him, "Thee wouldn'st be my master? I could have sworn I followed the Japanese magicks correctly. Have I been mistaken?"

Andrew looks at Centorea eye to eye, "Erm… what?"

Centorea explains, "The Japanese magicks stated the one you have destined to meet, you would have to slam into them as hard as you possibly can. Have the Japanese magicks failed?"

Andrew says calmly, "This is America, Centorea." He then turns it into a yell, "And that was no prophecy or whatever! That was a traffic accident! I could have died!" He takes a deep breath and exhales to calm himself down.

Centorea nods and apologizes, "I mean none by it, milord." She then says, "Methinks I failed to put a piece of toast in my mouth!"

Andrew is confused, "What does that even have to do with anything?" As he doesn't get it at all.

As they were talking, the two of them notices a guy on a motorcycle rushing towards a lady, possibly middle aged and the guy swipes her purse from her, "Stop, thief! Somebody do something!" The lady shouts as the guy drives off.

Centorea shouts boldly, "That thief mustn't get away! I will smite him where he stands!" She pulls out her sword and points it at the thief driving away, she then retreats it back into its sheath and she faces Andrew, "But the law prevents me for doing so. Even if thou aren't my master, thou must defeat him with me, milord!"

Andrew sweatdrops, "Why am I getting involved in this? Couldn't the cops take care of the guy?"

Centorea ignores him, "Quickly! We must make haste!"

Andrew laughs a little at that, "She really is into the middle ages chivalry thing. I guess I should play along." He says in his head. "Ok, then, I guess I could ride you." He says out loud to Centorea as he tries to mount her.

Centorea blushes and then bucks him off, "Desist this at once! If thou aren't my master, thou will stop this behavior at once!"

Andrew completely doesn't get it as he gets back up, "Then, how am I supposed to… wait!" He facepalms realizing the easy solution to all this, "I can just transform and chase after the guy." He pulls up his sleeve and his eyes widens, "I seriously forgot Xelor!"

Back at the house, Xelor shouts out, "Way to go, GPU! You forgot the most important thing that will protect you from you housestays if they get carried away with their superhuman strength!"

Back with Andrew and Centorea, Andrew sweatdrops as he forgot Xelor, "Well… I can't transform."

Centorea looks at him confused, "What beeth the meaning of that? What dost thou mean?"

Andrew shakes his head, "Never mind. So, if I can't ride you, then how am I supposed to follow you?"

A moment later… Centorea rushes after the thief as fast as her horse legs can carry, "Time is of the essence, milord! How dost thou fare?"

Andrew is holding onto Centorea from the side so he's technically not riding her, he is holding on to her human half, "I-I h-have b-been w-worse…" He says this as he gets flailed around like a ragdoll due to the amount of speed they are going in. He thinks to himself, "Is this what being dragged by a horse feels like? I hope I can hold on."

Centorea gains her lead at the thief in short time, just because the thief has no idea about what's going to happen, she pulls out her sword and aims it at the thief, "You stop right there! In the name of thy sword! I shall smite thee!"

The thief looks behind him and instantly panics for a bit before going even faster on the motorcycle that he probably stole, too.

Andrew sweatdrops, "You're seriously going to keep going with this?"

Without replying to Andrew, Centorea goes even faster to chase after the guy. That answers it for Andrew, "Yep! Just as I thought! Just as vigilant as an actual knight."

As the thief goes on ahead, he realizes that he's not going to escape this centaur, "Damn it! This horse bitch is making it hard for me to get away clean! Unless…" He then turns off road, "Catch me if you can, suckas!" He drives off the cliff since the road they were on is elevated, he goes off a lower level, making it harder for them to catch up.

As Andrew notices Centorea casts her eyes downwards to the thief, he sweatdrops, "Um… Centorea? You aren't going to do what I think you're doing, right?"

Centorea doesn't reply with her words, but instead with her actions as she jumps off the cliff and towards the lower level of road, they are falling.

Andrew's eyes widens as he feels himself slipping, "No… crap! I did not sign up for this kind of danger! Heights is the only thing that is a no go!" He tries desperately to hold on.

As Centorea jumps down catching up to the guy, she makes quick, agile leaps from car to car, they blow up as she leaps off from them. Andrew notices this, "Um… did the people in those cars die?"

Centorea still is gaining up on the thief, "Give it up! You cannot halt my efforts! You shall feel the power of justice!"

The thief isn't taking that kind of crap and as he looks in front of him, he gets an idea, "Here's your justice!" He drives nearby some jugs of water sitting on top of a cart and he knocks them over and they fly towards Centorea.

Centorea, with a quick draw of her sword, slashes every single jug and all the water splashes on her making her blouse wet, "My trusty sword has made short work at your attempt of deluding me!"

Andrew hands got wet as well and since he's wearing gloves, he has a hard time grabbing on, "No! I don't want it to end like this! G-gah!" He tries grabbing on but instead grabs something soft, "A-am I grabbing…?"

Andrew's attempt to hold on has made him resorted to molest Centorea's breasts. "W-w-what dost thou think you are doing?!" This gets Centorea all flusters as she moves around as she feels Andrew doing this to her.

Andrew blushes red, "I-I am! Holy… b-but I can't stop… if I do… I'll fall."

Centorea thrashes around as she can't handle Andrew's handling. As Andrew keeps doing this, her wet, see through blouse suddenly rips open and reveals them more clearly.

The thief sees this and his nose gushes out blood, "Holy shit!" He loses control of the motorcycle and they are around to crash into a storage base.

Andrew's fingers can't hold on, "I… can't! S-shit… I'm slipping! He suddenly loses his grip and he falls off Centorea.

Centorea is unaware of this as she is struck paralyzed by embarrassment and she covers her breasts.

Andrew begins falling and everything seems to go in slow motion for him, "Is this… it? Am I really… going to actually die?" Something materializes on Andrew's wrist and he looks at it.

"Not today!" Xelor beeps rapidly and states, "You're glad your grandfather programmed the emergency teleportation mode. So that you can never lose me ever again. Now…" Xelor transforms Andrew for him.

Andrew goes into GPU mode and shouts in victory, "Huzzah! I have transformed conveniently!" He lands hard on the ground and then he gets himself up, "Now…" He rushes off and catches up to Centorea.

Centorea catches a glimpse of Andrew and says, "He's… a knight?"

Andrew eventually catches up to Centorea and says, "Don't worry, Centorea! I'll make him pay for doing this to you!" He runs faster than Centorea and heads towards the thief.

The thief gets his motorcycle steady, "There we… what the hell?!" He sees Andrew running towards him in a flash.

Andrew shouts to him, "That's enough fun for today, pal! Hand over the purse and haul yourself in prison!"

The thief shouts, "Piss off, faggot!" He goes full speed on his motorcycle.

Andrew sighs, "Guess he's just too stubborn to reason with…"

The thief shouts in victory, "All I have to do is dodge this storage base and I'm home free." He then sees Andrew running backwards face to face with him, "What the hell are you?!"

Andrew extends his arm showing his palm at the thief, "None of your concern! Give up now! You cannot escape me."

The thief can't see where he's going and then says, "Holy shit! Move!" He is about to hit the storage base.

Andrew looks behind him and side steps away from him, "Well, he's going to hit it." He then sees Centorea about to hit it as well, "Time to play the hero!" He goes in front of Centorea and holds his arms out wide ready to catch her.

Centorea rams at Andrew and lets him take all of the blow while she's fine, "M-milord?" She looks down at him.

Andrew reverts back into his normal form as he is against the storage base, "I-I s-saved you…" He has his head between Centorea's breasts, his nose is bleeding. There's a big dent at the garage doors of the storage rooms from the shock of the impact.

The thief shouts, "That does it! I'm killing both your asses!" He has Centorea's sword.

Andrew steps in front of Centorea being between her and the thief, "I'm not letting you hurt her!" Andrew extends his arms out.

Centorea doesn't know what to say to this, she just watches Andrew defend her.

The thief shouts, "Say good night, faggot!" He slashes Andrew in the chest.

Andrew says as he falls to the ground, "I'm… dead?"

Back at home, "Or so I thought. Turns out Centorea's sword is just a replica. Still stings, though, but I have been through worse." He says this while he is calling Ms. Smith on his cell phone sitting on his couch. By the way, he has a cell phone now.

Ms. Smith chuckles, "Of course, we wouldn't let her go around the city carrying a real sword." She explains some of Centorea's customs, "If you are wondering why she was roaming around the streets, it's because centaurs have a custom where they must find their own master."

Andrew nods, "No fooling, huh? Anything else?"

Ms. Smith nods, "Yep, also if I were you, you should never attempt riding her if you aren't her master."

Andrew sweatdrops and asks, "And that's a bad thing, because…?"

Ms. Smith explains, "The bond between them and their master, they take it as a marriage and if you aren't her master…"

Andrew sweatdrops some more, "Yeah?"

Ms. Smith says menacingly, "They take it as rape."

Andrew's face goes all horrified, "Gah…"

Ms. Smith then says, "Well, have a nice one, Andy-kun!" She hangs up.

Andrew drops the phone on the couch still having that look on his face.

Centorea comes in the room, "Milord? May I come in?" She is fully clothed at this point.

Andrew rushes towards her and bows down repeatedly, "Centorea, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I didn't know that riding you was considered rape! Please forgive me!"

Centorea doesn't say anything as she looks down at Andrew, Andrew looks up at her, "C-Centorea?"

Centorea shakes her head, "Milord, please call me Cerea! All of my close friends do." She then says, "I was foolish to not see that I was looking at my master this whole time! Pray, forgive me, milord!"

Andrew nods as he gets up, "Ok… Cerea."

Centorea says, "The moment you saved me from that thief, I know that I have found my master! And that astounding turn of events where you are indeed a knight such as myself. I am humble to be in your presence, milord!" She bows at Andrew.

Andrew gets reminded where he transformed, "Oh… that. Well, it wasn't that kind of armor, you see…"

Centorea shouts, "Thou shouldn't belittle yourself, milord! It had made my heart ache with a beating sensation, canst thou feel it, milord?" She grabs Andrew's wrist and places his hand at one of her breasts.

Andrew blushes, "Eh… y-yeah, I do."

After this, the other girls go in, they see all of this, Miia shouts upset, "W-what do you think you're doing, darling?!"

Andrew turns around at the front door, "M-Miia?!" He lets go of Centorea's breasts as Miia appears with the others.

Noire huffs angrily, "I freaking knew it! I can't take my eyes off of you for a second!"

Andrew sweatdrops, "Noire… it's not like that, ok?"

Neptune shouts, "Hey! What is this, Andy? Has Vert corrupted your mind fully and now you're some kind of Vert zombie?"

Papi shouts, "Papi's hungry, boss!"

Centorea says, "This is undignified, milord! Why do you have these girls in your home?"

Andrew sighs, "Oh boy… I'm not going to get to explain this to them, am I?"

And that's the end of this chapter! Another monster girl has joined Andrew's home and now there will be more things to happen next time!

Review Replies! (Only for things not involved with the characters)

You never know: I'm glad that you like it. Keep on the lookout for more.

Magical-Death: Harpies in this series are like chickens, three steps and they reset their memories. That's how it works with Papi as well. Yeah… there will be tons of things that could happen at school now that the word got around that Andrew has monster girls, goddesses and powers. Unneeded attention for Andrew. (he doesn't like being popular, it stresses him out and if he had that, he wouldn't have time for the more important things)

Gamemaster Nick: Yeah, kind of. For when he doesn't fight, he used his GPU form to get out of situations that he doesn't like or for when he's about to get seriously hurt. What is the Neptune pointing and saying "Objection!" supposed to mean? I like it, I'm just curious. Also, I like your avatar. Neptune is my favorite goddess if you don't know already.

Now that's taking care of… H-

Noncanon Segment!

Neptune: Hey guys! We actually got some requests from our readers!

Andrew: Awesome! Let's hear them!

Neptune: Would you do the honors, Andy?

Andrew: (nods) Of course. (picks up a letter) This is from You never know, he wants to know what's the real reason you came to my house. And also not to insult him or… I guess he'll kill us. Can't disappoint our readers.

Neptune: Well, I just missed you a lot and I wanted to see you. Didn't I say that in the chapter?

Andrew: Hmm… I hope that he is satisfied with that question. I've heard of someone by that name who has an OC that kills other OCs… boy, that sends chills down my spine.

Neptune: He would have to get through us first!

Andrew: He says that he doesn't kill OCs that are human. I am human, but I have Xelor that will protect me. You think if I hid Xelor, he would go away?

Neptune: One way to find out…

Xelor: We are reading questions, not worrying about an OC assassin, he probably isn't good at his job anyway and you could just defeat him easily.

Andrew: Shh! He'll hear you…

Xelor: Ugh…

Andrew: Anyway, was that your answer, Neptune?

Neptune: Yep! What's the next question, Andy?

Andrew: OK… (reads next question) Another one for Neptune from Magical-Death… hey! This guy sends the best reviews and he mentions that he's your biggest fan in the whole universe.

Neptune: Ha ha! Well, I'll see that for myself when I find out what he asks me. It might be something really awesome!

Andrew: He asks how will you get more shares so that you can transform?

Neptune: Well… maybe I can just create a new sharicite so that I can transform. We can just can get more well known around here and we can have people believing in us. Hey… maybe you could help me! Maybe if you believe in me hard enough, it will travel between reality and story and I can get a tremendous amount of share energy. You are my biggest fan, right?

Andrew: I don't think that's how it works, Neptune.

Noire: But, he's on to something, and Neptune, what you suggested wasn't half bad, but we'll discuss more on the next chapter.

Miia: Hey! Why does Neptune get all the questions?! I want some, too!

Neptune: It's because I'm so awesome!

Andrew: I didn't get any, either.

Miia: Darling is so much better than you, Neptune!

Andrew: You can't really compare me to Neptune.

Miia: Just read the next question…

Andrew: Very well, then. Ahem! This next one is from Gamemaster Nick, he says to… um…

Neptune: What is it? Spit it out!

Andrew: I can't say… (blushes)

Miia: Let me see it! (reads it) No way that's happening!

Neptune: What is it? Let me see…

Andrew: Ok… (hands Neptune the letter)

Neptune: (reads it) Oh… he wants me to kiss you, huh?

Andrew: Well… there's a letter involving me.

Miia: I am 100% against it! Why didn't he ask me to kiss you? I would be fully on board! Gamemaster Nick… why?!

Andrew: Well… what should we do about it?

Neptune: Well… I might as well tell you now. I actually, did kiss you before.

Andrew and Miia: What?!

Neptune: So… I don't have to do it again, right?

Miia; You know what? I'll do it! Come here, darling… (leans up to Andrew)

Andrew: (backs away) Hold on a second there…

Neptune: He's not your GPU to kiss!

Miia: You already did it! I want a turn!

Andrew: S-stop! I think I regret doing this section now!

And then there was mayhem ensuing, what will happen next time? Well, find out! That's all so, happy reading!