Today is the day to update! And the next weekend is my brother's birthday; he'll be turning fifteen very soon.
Anyways, let's get to today's animal to tease: Moses! I know just the thing, or things, to tick off Moses, so just grin and bear it!
Disclaimer: If I owned it, I'd butcher Napoleon and throw him out to the coyotes.
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Moses
1. Take away his beer and bread.
2. Keep singing your own version of "Deck the Halls" and telling him that Mr. Jones is a bad owner.
3. Make the pigs believe in SugarCandy Mountain. Then tell Moses that you were tricking him.
4. Bring a parrot to the farm. Train the parrot to annoy Moses as much as he can and make it go with him on his trip away from the farm. When Moses returns and falls from frustration, laugh at him.
5. Keep calling him a farmer's pet.
6. When he preaches about SugarCandy Mountain, hire Squealer (not really) to tell everyone that Moses has a bad case of "Tourettes Guy wanna-be" syndrome and that he loves to curse.
7. Make a sign that says "Beware of the dogs who will rip that raven apart if he comes back."
8. Taunt him by forcing him to watch you feed bread soaked with Sprite to the ducks and geese, saying, "Hahaha! They're being good!"
9. Hook him up with a nagging crow. Interracial!
10. Force him to give one of his feathers to Dumbo.
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I hope these are enough to tick Moses off. Coming up next is Mr. Jones. Even though he's not an animal, there will be jokes about him really soon.
You guys know what to do, right? It's to give a review and you'll recieve a cookie cake since my brother's birthday is this Saturday.
See ya next time!