Today is Veterans' Day and it's time to list the ways to annoy a good pig: Old Major.
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Old Major
1. Take his body to America and keep it away from his comrades.
2. Make old jokes about him.
3. Keep asking him if he needed his food cut.
4. Count the wrinkles on his face.
5. Give him a pet Pteradactyl for his birthday.
6. Show him the videotape of the 1999 Animal Farm movie when Mr. Jones accidentally shoots Old Major in the back.
7. When Major tells the pigs about the butchering part, make Old Major kiss Snowball and run away laughing like a hyena.
8. Tell Major that he knew he was getting older since he keeps counting his liverspots.
9. Hook Major up with an old sow and throw raisins at them.
10. Steal his false teeth.
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I might probably do those sheep next. Poor Old Major. Id nly he lived, he would've prevented Napoleon from taking over the farm.
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See ya next time! And Happy Veterans' Day!