AvatarCat11: I am officially starting up 10 Ways To Annoy Animal Farm's Creatures once again! And as usual, I'm gonna make these chapter short yet funny! And I hope this inspires more people to write more stories for Animal Farm!
Disclaimer: I don't own Animal Farm. George Orwell was the one who owns the book, not me. And he will forever have it as his own, even though he's dead.
Updating Date: April 6, 2011
Enjoy!
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The Sheep
1. When they keep saying "Four legs good! Two legs bad!", shout at them to shut up.
2. Shave their fleece every week or so, then laugh at them. I don't know how long it takes for a sheep to grow wool, so let's just go with this.
3. Invite wolves over for dinner and let the sheep serve their appetites...if you know what I mean!
4. Chase THEM around the bonfire!
5. Repeat the sheep speech from "Babe" and make them be your servants for an entire year. Whenever they start saying "Four legs good, two legs bad," use a buzzer to bleep it out every time.
6. Move the sheepdogs into their pen and make them "homies."
7. When they say "Four legs good, two legs better," fit them into corsets and make them walk on their hind legs. Then say "Let's see how YOU like it!"
8. Make them go through that mattress commercial with the humans watching them.
9. Glue their wool together and, when they rub against each other to free themselves, static electricity will come around.
10. Stain their wool with mud.
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Well...that's all I can make for now and I'll think of ways to either make fun of Mr. Pilkington or Molly.
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See ya next time!