More Daily life of a GPU! The other chapter will arrive, but eh, some more of this, ok?
As Miia lays in bed at night, she is fantasizing about Andrew yet again. "Marriage." She says as she begins fantasizing.
In her fantasized world, Andrew leans to a wall, confronting Miia and says boldly, "I have made my decision! For my bride to be… it shall be you!" He says this in a suave manner also.
Miia gasps as she is confronted with this news, "D-darling!" Being in shock.
Andrew then asks, "Shall we prepare for the best wedding that will reshape many generations as we know it?!" Being overly dramatic, clenching a fist.
Miia then asks, taking aback by this, "But, what about the others?"
Andrew then says, "I only have my eyes set for you." Staring her right in the eye.
Back in reality, Miia smiles by her fantasized little world and squeals in delight, "Darling~!" As she flails her snake tail in excitement.
The next day, as Centorea is polishing her fake sword, "M-marriage, huh…" She is also thinking about it as well.
As she does that Andrew goes to try what Miia made, "This is thin." He says bluntly.
Miia pouts shouting, "But you said to add water to it!"
Andrew nods and then mentions, "Yeah, but now you add too much water into it. And that's way you gotta taste it often."
Miia listens to Andrew's pointers, "Huh."
Papi goes over to Centorea and asks, "Play with me, Cerea!" Carrying a Wii remote in her 'hands'.
Centorea looks over at Papi and asks, "S-stop! I'm in the middle of polishing my blade. Go play with Neptune instead."
Miia looks at her bit pot of thin soup and says, "I have to taste it…" She then opens it, trying to do what Andrew suggested her and a surprise lurks inside. "Geeeaah!"
It's a slimy creature! It then reaches for Miia with its antenna appendage and then starts to envelop her head, slowly drowning her. She gurgles in fright.
Andrew freaks out by this, "Wha?! M-Miia! What the heck do you have on your head?!"
After they finally get it off of Miia's head, she lays down on the couch to recover, with a damp towel on her head. "Just what was that thing? It moved so quickly and then dashed into a crack." Andrew asks Centorea.
Centorea tells him, "You might know what it is already. It is in fact a slime!"
Andrew's eyes widen and says, "A slime?! You mean like what Glue is?"
Glue goes over to Andrew and barks happily, "Dogoo!"
Neptune who heard this happen says, "I dunno. That doesn't look like any dogoo I've come across. Do you think it could have been created by Glue and have overtaken a mutation?"
Andrew shrugs, "Eh, I actually doubt that."
Centorea mentions, "Slimes aren't what humans normally come across. They are in fact rather scarce in the human world."
Neptune smiles saying, "Oh! And here I thought that it was one of Miia's crazy experiments in her cooking!"
Miia growls at Neptune, "Just what did you say?!"
Centorea cuts them off and clenches a fist, "But dost not worry, milord! For I will protect you with my noble blade!" She says under her breath as she pulls out her sword, "Even though it is a replica." She then says out loud, "I won't let a single creature to befall harm upon you, milord!"
Andrew sighs saying, "There's that middle ages knight roleplaying again."
Papi then jumps on Andrew's back, "Let's forget about that! Come on, boss! Play video games with Papi!"
Andrew struggles as Papi is on his back, "Oof!"
Centorea gets Papi off of Andrew and says, "What dost thou mean by that?! Can't you play games with Neptune or the other goddesses?"
Andrew chuckles as he gets another damp towel ready, "Wow, Papi is really into video games. As much as me or Neptune. Sadly, I can't make time to play any."
And then… surprise, motherf*cker! The slime from before comes out of the bowel of water that Andrew was using for the towel, "Wha?! Again?!"
Centorea shouts at the slime, "Halt! Step away from my master, foul beast!" She does a vertical slash on the slime. And… it's not effective, "What?! How can this be?!" She gets her sword stuck in the slime. She eventually gets it out and is still all gooey, "I should have at least left a scratch on it. In RPGs, the slimes doth be the easiest creatures to fight."
Andrew looks at her saying, "Huh, you actually play video games, RPGs for that matter."
And then… the slime begins its attack again and it was just a struggle to get out of this one. Andrew asks at the aftermath of it all, "C-Cerea, are you ok?"
She is the one the messiest of the two, covered head to hoof with goo, "Y-yes… I never knew that slimes were this powerful, Glue wasn't this bad. Ugh… I'm all sticky now." She notices Andrew is staring at her, "Milord?"
Andrew keeps looking at her and then shakes his head, "Oh, err… I'll go take a shower, that's it!" As he goes off he warns everyone, "Make sure you guys watch out for slime." He then notices Papi and Neptune playing the Wii, "Wow… these two. They really love playing. Well… I'm off." He leaves for the bathroom.
He doesn't even go to his own one as that was is too small for the amount of goo he has and uses the public bathroom, the one that is adjusted for his guests, "Wow… so there's slimes in my world, too? Huh, if only I knew my whole life. I wonder if I should call either Ms. Smith or Ice? I wonder which one of them actually knows to go about dealing with them…" He asks himself as he sits down letting the showerhead hit him, he has a towel around his waist so… no manservice for you!
"M-milord…" Andrew hears Centorea from the outside, "Err… would thou be alright… if…?"
Andrew misheard her and says, "Huh? Oh yeah, "I'm alright, the slime isn't around anymore so…"
Centorea also misheard Andrew and says, "I see… then…"As she begins to take off her clothes, "I'm coming in!"
Andrew suddenly realizes and sees her coming in the bathroom, "W-what?! C-Cerea?! What are you doing in here?!"
Centorea blushes red and says nervous, "It isn't what thee think, milord! I'm not doing anything improper! I merely… worry that if the slime comes back and I'm not here, I'm just trying to look out for you, milord!" She then says, "Just to let you know, I am really against this!"
Andrew nods replying just as nervously, "W-well you could at least put some clothes on!"
As soon Centorea was about to say something, she then slips, "W-waaah!" She conveniently falls on Andrew, "I-I'm afraid I cannot get the slime off my body myself so I need to ask of your assistance." She lays on top of Andrew, with her breasts right at his face.
A bit later… Centorea says to Andrew, "Ngh… prithee, my apologies for making you put up with this task."
The task is… that Andrew has to wash Centorea with a scrub brush, he shrugs, "No… it's alright. You were the one that got dirty trying to protect me. I really appreciate it." He then thinks to himself, "This is kind of like what I did for Miia the other day, but it looks like I don't have to worry about sensitive areas."
Andrew continues scrubbing Cenorea's horse body, he asks Centorea, "So, Cerea… do you wash over here? I don't think you would be able to reach it." As he scrubs Centorea's hindquarters.
Centorea shouts nervously, "O-of course I wash it! I just use a long handled brush!" She also mentions, "That part didn't get slimed on so you don't have to… gah?!"
Andrew then asks, curious about her reaction, "Huh? What's wrong?"
Centorea turns around looking very panicky, "Y-you don't need to wash there, milord! That spot is… err… delicate."
Andrew then backs off saying, "Wahh! S-sorry! Of course your butt would be a sensitive spot!"
Centorea scolds Andrew, "T-that didn't need to be shouted!"
Andrew nods, "R-right, then I'll just move on to another spot." As he tries going for somewhere, he then touches somewhere else, he slowly realizes it, he backs off from groping Centorea's breasts, "Gah! T-that's not where I… I-I just panicked! S-sorry!"
After that happened, they lay in the huge bathtub, not knowing the impending danger that's lurking within. Andrew says to himself as he realizes, "And here she could have just gotten in the bath, that all mess was unnecessary." He then thinks to himself, "This is getting a bit awkward, gotta bring up a topic." He then tells Centorea, "So… I wonder why that slime attacked. It's kind of weird, isn't it?"
As Andrew waits for a response, he gets the feeling that he made it worse until, "Water…" She faces Andrew and says, "It most likely be looking for water which is why it went into Miia's stew and then in that wash bin." Centorea continues, "Methinks it dwells in moist environments and seeks for water when it has to."
Andrew then says in a joking manner, "Well, then good thing it hasn't found the bathroom yet, huh?" He has his hands out to the side as if shrugging, he then notices drips of liquid dripping down his hand. "Wah…?" He looks up and sees a gloomy looking big drop of something hanging from the ceiling.
Centorea shouts, "It be the slime! How did it sneak in here?!"
The slime then divebombs onto them and only knocks out Centorea as it directly hits her, "C-Cerea…?" Andrew asks worried about her condition. "Are you alright?"
The slime grabs onto Andrew pulling him into it, wrapping him in its slime, "Gah! Hey, hold on a second here. I'm not tasty, really! Maybe you could find another guy to torture… huh?" He notices something happen to the slime.
The slime suddenly forms itself into a shape of a women! She has long flowing hair like slime and two tentacles hanging off each side of it. Of course the one antenna is still there, she has these alien-eque eyes and that's the only way to explain them. She is a green and blue slime, by the way.
"W-what the hell?! Since when slimes have the power to turn themselves into a humanoid, and… it's a girl." Andrew thinks to himself, "Could she be an extraspecies monster like Miia and the other monster girls?"
The slime girl goes close to Andrew face to face, she stares at him for a bit, making him nervous, she then embraces him. "W-what the heck?" Was all that Andrew could think to himself.
The slime stops embracing Andrew, looks at him, wrapping her arms around his neck and then jumps on him, laying him on his back.
The slime girl then starts to press her breasts against Andrew's face, "Mmmg, can't breathe!" Andrew shouts in his head has she slowly suffocates him. She then pulls back which gave Andrew time to breath, "Gasp! Ha… ha…"
The slime girl sits on top of Andrew as he lays on the floor, "H-hey… could you stop? All this is not good for my heart."
The slime girl grabs the scrub brush and begins scrubbing Andrew, making cute little grunting noises doing so, "W-what…? Why are you washing me?"
The slime girl grabs his arm and scrubs it with the scrub brush, "H-hey! Q-quit it!" Instead of stopping, she then rubs her breasts on Andrew's chest, "Hey! Do you understand anything I'm saying? English! Do you speak it?!"
The slime girl continues to wash Andrew with her breasts instead of the scrub brush, she is a slime so it probably works, "Why is she doing this…? Is it…?" He slowly pieces it together, "Is it because of all the stuff that Miia and the others did? Is she trying to communicate with me? By the use of mimicry?"
Andrew shrugs and then thinks to himself, "Maybe she isn't a bad slime after all…" As he gets absorbed by her. He gurgles and then thinks to himself, "Crap, she absorbed me! I can't breathe!" He glubs, "Shit! I didn't hold my breath! I'm going to drown!" He tries grabbing her but his arms go right through her, "Shit! It's no good! Please! If you can understand my thoughts, then please don't drown me!"
And… it didn't work! "No good! Crap! I'm blacking out! I think this might be it this time!" He suddenly gets a crazy idea, "I've got it! Well… it's either sink or swim!" With all his might, he leaps into the bathtub hoping that she'll disperse in there.
Andrew breaches out of the water, "Gasp! Ha… ha, I did it!" He leans on the edge, "I thought I really was going to die…" He gets out of the water and grabs onto Centorea, trying to get her out, "Now you behave yourself in there and don't come out, you hear?" He says to the slime girl.
After that was over, he told everyone what happened, "Wow! You defeated the monster by thinning it? I'm impressed, Andy!" Neptune says hearing that.
Andrew nods, "Yeah… yeah."
Miia then complements Andrew, "Darling! You're amazing!"
Andrew waves his hands, "No… no, I think I got lucky, because… well… it could have absorbed all of that water and turned into a giant monster." Andrew then says, "I actually got that idea from Miia's soup."
Miia gets excited hearing that, "Really?! Then can I make that my specialty?"
Noire groans, "Absolutely not! Our GPU almost drowned and we're going to pass this off?" She points to the slime girl who is playing video games with Papi.
Andrew continues, "I was kind of surprised it took a humanoid shape. I didn't know slimes could do that and Glue can't do that?"
Neptune imagines what Glue would look like as a humanoid dogoo, with a masculine body, like one of a weightlifter, with speedos, a head of a dogoo. "Man! That would be weird!"
Miia and Centorea shouts, "A human form?!" The first time they actually noticed the slime girl.
Andrew also mentions, "And her boobs were pretty big and…"
Vert comes in and says, "How big? How big are they?!" She shakes Andrew, worried about the size.
Andrew waves his hands at Vert, "Oh, no! Um… I guess a bit smaller than yours?" Trying to make her feel better.
Vert sighs in relief, "Phew! For a second, I thought I was going down even further."
Noire shouts at then, "Hold on a second! Let's think about the big picture here! How could there be a slime that can look like a human? Do you have any of those in your world?" She faces Miia and Centorea.
Centorea shakes her head, "This is the first time I've heard of it."
Miia replies, "Me, too."
Centorea asks Andrew, "We should tell Ms. Smith about this, milord."
Andrew asks, "Do you really think she'll help us?"
Miia says with disbelief in her face, "She does whatever she wants."
Andrew then mentions, "Then we gotta call Ice. He's an expert, I think."
Centorea asks, "Do really trust in this Ice? Will he be able to do the job?"
Andrew shrugs, "Don't worry about it, he's a professional. He knows his stuff; he was a secret agent."
Miia then asks, "Is it alright for it to be out here instead of the tub?" She says sweatdropping.
Andrew then says, "She's still in the tub, right?" He looks towards the TV and actually notices her, "Oh, well… let's hope."
A bit later, "Arrgh! My mug! It's a matching set with darling's!" Miia screams as she sees her mug get absorbed by the slime girl.
Centorea shouts, "My sword is all sticky again! I just cleaned it!"
Noire pulls on something that the slime absorbed, "Give that back! It's the only way I can know if my people are alright!" She is pulling on a piece of tech from the Hyperdimension that she brought with her.
Neptune shouts, "No…! My pudding! It's the last cup the fridge!"
All of them shouts, "You damn slime!"
Papi then goes to defend her, "You leave Suu alone! She isn't doing it on purpose!"
Everybody but Papi and Suu shouts, "Suu?!"
Papi nods, "Yeah, she's a slime so she's Suu! I came up with it myself."
Andrew shugs, "I guess, but I don't see how that relates to a slime…"
Noire sighs, "You need to know Japanese… fast."
Suu then questions, "Suu?"
Papi exclaims, "Yeah, Suu!"
Noire shouts, "It just talked!"
Andrew shrugs, "Yeah… she can mimic anyone she hears or see."
Noire asks, "Her?" She looks at Andrew, "You actually think that this slime has a gender?"
Andrew nods, "Yeah, Glue does and so does Suu."
Centorea realizes, "We cannot allow Suu to be revealed like this."
Miia nods, "Yeah, but there's no way we can give her clothes with her all slimy like that."
Then it hits Andrew, "I got it!" He says with a snap.
Andrew then gives her… "Got it! A raincoat and boots!"
Miia exclaims, "Wow! That was so clever of you, darling!"
Andrew scratches his head, "Yeah… it's just one that doesn't fit me anymore, I had it when I was a kid."
Vert then notices, "I think it might make her sexier."
Centorea then realizes, "Yeah, and wasn't she bigger last time?"
Andrew shrugs, "I think she might have shrunk in the bath."
Noire then says, "Alright! I think we should discuss something!"
Andrew looks at Noire, "What?"
Noire replies, telling everyone what she has in her mind, "We need to figure out what to do with her."
Andrew laughs saying, "Don't worry about that! I got it covered, I already called Ice and he should be here soon."
Papi then asks, "He won't do anything to Suu, will he?"
Andrew shrugs, "I don't know… I don't think he's in charge of that so it should be fine. He's pretty fair."
A knock was heard at the door, "And that must be him." Andrew points to the door and he goes over to open it, "Hello?"
And as what have guessed, it was indeed, Ice, "Hello to you too, Andrew." Ice waves, "May I come in?"
Andrew nods, "Of course, come inside."
Ice walks in the house and looks at everyone, "So… where's the slime?"
Andrew points to Suu, "Talking to Papi, I guess."
Papi and Suu are just talking about Papi's name, trying to get Suu to remember it.
Ice walks over to Papi and Suu and says, "Hello, I am Ice. We have met before."
Papi looks at Ice and says, "We have?" Completely clueless.
Ice nods, "Yes, we have. I know you harpies have difficult trouble remembering anything.
Papi puts a wing to her mouth and says, "I guess that makes sense."
Ice nods, "Of course it does." He then looks over at Suu, "Yep, I have never seen a slime like this before."
Andrew gasps, "You haven't either?"
Ice shakes his head, "We don't have monsters like this before, the closest we got is… what are you doing?" He sees Suu going close to him, he backs up a bit, "I want my space so please back away."
Suu doesn't do that and goes closer to Ice which he replies with, "What's up with her?"
Papi smiles saying, "Papi thinks Suu likes you."
Neptune adds in, "Maybe you should give her a hug, Ice."
Ice shakes his head, "I know what she wants and I won't give it to her. Back off!" He does a backflip away from Suu.
That obviously doesn't work as Suu stretches her arms and grabs Ice, "No! Get away, slime!"
Papi scolds Ice, "Her name is Suu!"
Ice shouts, "Whatever! I don't want her to touch me!"
Miia asks, "Why not? To me, she really likes you."
Ice is now entangled by Suu, she then absorbs him into her body and he takes a bath into her goo. "This is why. She's obviously is attracted to my cool ice aura, it gives off humidity which slimes love, my feathers are always moist because of it and since my feathers don't dry out all the way. I'm like the perfect slime toy for her."
Andrew nods, "Oh… you won't tell Ms. Smith about this right?"
Ice crosses his flippers, soaking inside Suu, "I don't know, Suu is an illegal monster, possibly been smuggled in here or got mixed up in crates oversea."
Centorea asks, "So, you're going to have Ms. Smith take care of her?"
Ice replies in the best way he can, "We don't know where she came from so if she is an illegal monster, she would have to be taken away."
Andrew says to Ice, "But, that's kind of harsh…"
Centorea mentions, "But, milord, if they find out, you would have to be punished for it."
Andrew crosses his arms, thinking this hard, "I don't know… it's…"
Miia then asks, "Why did it get quiet all of the sudden?"
All of them turn around to see Papi taking Suu away, with Ice enclosed in her still.
Andrew runs out, trying to follow her, "W-wait! P-Papi!" He was too late, she flew off with Suu and company, which is Ice. Andrew pulls up his sleeve shouting, "I'm going after them!" He taps on his watch, transforming into his GPU form and runs off.
Neptune shouts, "Wait! We're coming with you!"
As Andrew runs around town looking for Papi, he eventually loses track of them, "Damn! How far could they have gone? And I can't even track them, they're not CPUs." He eventually searches under a bridge, "Where could they have gone?" He turns back to normal, "It's hopeless…"
Let's see where Papi is at, Suu begins struggling, Papi tries to hold on, "Hey! D-don't… don't move around!"
Andrew looks up and sees the two, "W-wah?"
And… Suu plummets on top of Andrew, splat! "Are you alright, Suu?" Papi flies down and check to see if Suu's ok and not Andrew or Ice.
Andrew groans, "I'm ok, too. I think…"
Papi asks Suu, "But, why would you moving around like that?"
Andrew gets up and gets a theory, "Maybe it has something to do with the river. Since she melted in the tub earlier, she probably thinks she would die if she goes in there."
Papi goes up to Suu and says, "Is that what it was? I'm sorry, Suu."
Andrew shouts, scolding Papi, "Why did you go off on your own?! And why did you take Suu with you?!"
Papi replies, "Because…. because you were going to take Suu away! She didn't do anything wrong!"
Ice mentions, "Au contraire… she's drowning me in her slime."
Andrew asks, "How are you talking when you're in there? Aren't you holding your breath?"
Ice nods, "Yes, I am. Penguins can hold their breath for a few hours and I'm not an ordinary penguin, I have my ways." He begins spinning around and then swim dashing off to the outside trying to escape, and… he gets bounced back inside, "Darn it!"
Andrew then looks at Papi, "Yeah, you say that she hasn't done anything wrong when she almost killed me and she's slowly suffocating Ice."
Papi shouts, "We all did that!" She then says about Ice's condition, "And, he's fine! Suu's taking care of him."
Andrew nod's, "Yeah, I understand, but we all have to follow the extraspecies exchange law."
Papi then shouts, "I don't care about silly bras! Papi's going to protect Suu and that's that!" She embraces Suu.
Andrew mutters, "What? Why am I the bad guy? I'm just trying to do the right thing here…"
Ice thinks to himself, still inside Suu, "Maybe I should freeze her so I could bust out of here. But, that would kill her. Darn it, seems like I really have to deal with this."
Then… "Hey, bird girl!" A kid shows up with a water gun.
Papi turns around and greets him, "Oh, it's you guys!"
That kid is followed by more kids with water guns, most of them are guys and two of them are girls and one of them looks familiar to Andrew. The kid exclaims, "We're having a water gun war! Wanna join us, bird girl?"
Andrew asks puzzled, "Bird girl? Do you actually know them, Papi?"
The familiar girl replies, "Bird girl plays with us sometimes."
Andrew nods, "Ah, I see… when?" He then thinks to himself, "Yep, it's definitely that girl we saved a while back."
The girl replies, "We played yesterday!"
Andrew looks at Papi with that look, "Ah, I see… so that means Papi has been going off on her own regularly."
Papi laughs sheepishly, "Heh heh heh…"
Andrew then says, "But, I didn't know you were pop-"
Andrew and Papi get blasted by a spray of water, "Gah!"
The boys run off, "Make a break for it!"
Papi, who is completely soaked through chases after them, "Oh… Papi's going to get you, now!" Completely unaware that her clothes are see through now.
The boys clench a fist, smiling and possibly thinking "Yes…!"
Andrew shouts as he notices, too, "What?!"
And Papi catches two of them, "Papi's got you now!"
Andrew sighs, "That's why they let her play with them. Perverted brats…" He says to himself. Andrew then says, "Well, on the other hand, I didn't know that Papi had some kind of motherly instincts, they're so strong, too. No wonder she wanted to protect Suu."
A boy then sprays water at the girls, "Ha ha!" He laughs
The girls squeal, "Hey! We don't have water guns!"
Andrew is about to scold them, "Hey…"
But Suu went to try something else, she goes over the river and puts her two tentacles into it and starts sucking up water.
Andrew asks her, "What are you doing, Suu?"
And… her assets get bigger! And don't forget that Ice is still in there, he floats up to where her breasts are, completely in shock. "G-get me out of here!" He gurgles.
Andrew nods understanding, "I see… the more water she absorbs, the more her… assets grow. But why did she make them bigger, I don't understand."
Suu walks over to one of the kids and along the way, she actually drops Ice! He takes a deep breath and gasps for air, "Thank… ha… I'm free!"
Suu goes over to the boy and then places his head between her breasts, embracing him. He goes completely in shock.
Andrew shouts in his head, "That's why! She's mimicking Papi again!"
As Suu lets go, the other boys shout, "Do me next! No me!" Instead of that, she points at one of them and lets out a jet of water at them, completely soaking them, "No…! Gah! Can't breathe! Water going up my nose!" They shout.
Papi takes the water guns and gives them to the girls, giving them a chance for revenge.
The boys run off knowing this, "Run away!"
The girls shout chasing after them, "Don't let them get away! They're going up the bridge!" Armed and dangerous with water guns.
Andrew crosses his arms, looking at them play, he wonders, "Is Suu having fun on her own or is it because of her mimicking Papi?"
Ice brushes himself off saying to Andrew, "I don't know but if she really is dangerous then we would have no choice…"
Andrew sighs sadly, "Oh…"
Ice says, frowning himself, "I know it's bad but if she really does hurt someone, then all of your hard work would be for nothing, including mine." He sighs.
A truck comes blazing past Andrew and Ice, the both of them narrowly avoid it, "Watch where you're going, you dumb human!" Ice squawks angrily.
Inside the truck, it is Josh again with his girlfriend, "How do you like my new kickass truck?! It hauls big loads if you know what I mean!"
Josh's girlfriend says in response, "It's like the best! So f*cking bitchin'!"
Josh looks over at Papi, "Whoa… look at that shit! That girl has wings! The news said there's monsters in town but actually see them, so f*cking gross!"
Josh's girlfriend comments, "And there's like a see through slimy girl, it's definitely grody as all hell!"
Josh laughs looking at Suu, "Yeah! I see it! It's all a f*cking nasty sight!"
Andrew shouts at the two in the truck, "Watch out!" The two pay no mind to the road and are about to hit the girl.
And… splat! As everyone thought that the two jerks in the truck actually hit her… Suu was the one that actually got splatted, saving her and against the side of the bridge. Suu asks, "Are you ok?" Shielding the girl from the impact.
The little girl then weeps, "W-wah…" She begins bawling and gets up.
Andrew looks at that sight, "Wow… she actually saved the girl, she absorbed the damage of that truck and actually saved her, wow…" Pretty much repeating himself.
The little girl wipes away her tears and says to Suu, "Miss Slime… thank you."
Papi comes over to Suu asking, "Are you ok, Suu? You haven't moved from the wall."
The rescued girl says, "I think she's stuck…"
The wall then collapses which alerts Papi, springing her into action and she grabs Suu's hand before she fell completely, but still in a dangerous spot, "S-Suu!" She grunts trying to pull up Suu, "It's no good, she's too slimy and my wings can't get a good grip!" She pants as she's afraid of her friend to fall, "What should I do? If I let go of Suu and she falls into the water, she'll…"
Suu says calmly, "Papi… thank you."
And… Suu falls, which gathers the attention of all the kids around Papi. Papi tears up, "S-Suu…" Thinking that her beloved slimy friend is no more.
It went silent for a moment, and they hear crackling noises from the bottom and then Suu says calmly, "I'm okay~"
Papi looks down and sees a frozen platform right under Suu with Ice right next to her and Andrew right next to him, "Sigh… good thing Ice was here to freeze the water. I could have used that jerk's truck but it looks completely totaled."
Ice sighs, "The things I do for you, you better make this up to me, Suu." He is in a crouching position with one flipper on the ice platform, keeping the thing frozen.
Andrew holds out his arms out and calls out, "Papi!"
Papi jumps off the bridge, flying and calling out, "Boss!"
And… she hugs Suu instead of Andrew, she cries in Suu's arms, "Suu! Suu!"
Suu says to Papi, "I'm ok! I'm ok…"
Andrew then begins to hug himself and mutters, "It's not like I wanted a hug or anything." Saying something that Noire would say.
Ice pats Andrew on the back, "You did good, Andrew. You did good."
Along the way back to the house, Andrew calls the girls and tells them his decision, "What?! Suu's staying at the house?!" They shout.
Andrew back a bit away from his cell phone replying, "You don't have to get that surprised. It's ok, Ice said it's fine. He said that she's not a bad girl and I agree with him. She just doesn't know anything yet."
Ice walks along with Andrew, Papi and Suu and says, "Don't drag me into this! I was a victim here, I got kidnapped by these two."
Centorea mentions, "But, if she misbehaves again and something were to happen…"
Andrew replies talking to them, "I really don't want to turn her in if she didn't do anything wrong."
Ice raises his flippers, "Well, aside from capturing me in her slime and such, I say that she's pretty harmless. Just be sure that she doesn't do that to me again, because it's not fun at all."
Andrew pretty much ignores Ice as he rants about Suu, he continues, "We just have to teach Suu about everything it means to live in America. It'll be fine, it's like she'll be our child."
That triggers Centorea and Miia, as the both of them daydream their lives as a married couple. Miia says as she twirls the phone line with her fingers, "Well… if you put it like that, how could I refuse?" She blushes.
Centorea, on the other hand, tries to shake the thoughts out of her head, "How could I imagine such impure thoughts of my master?! What am I thinking?!"
As Andrew is at his front door porch, he asks Papi and Suu, "Now, you make sure that Ms. Smith doesn't find out, ok?"
Both Papi and Suu exclaims, "Okaaay!"
Ice crosses his flippers, "Just as long Suu doesn't attack me again, I'm fine."
Andrew turns towards his door and opens it, "I'm home!"
Miia warns Andrew, "Oh darling… Ms. Smith is her so be sure that she doesn't see Suu when you get here."
Andrew's face turns one of utter shock, lowering down his cell phone slowly. Ice just sweatdrops at this, "And… I'm probably going to have ton of work to do to get you out of this."
And I guess that this chapter draws to a close now. What will happen next time and will they actually get away with Suu? Well, see the next chapter to find out!
Review Replies!
On3dgeGaming: There's a really huge catch on this while getting the game to work, you would have to change your region cookies to make the website think you are in Japan, there is a tutorial out there that will show you how to do it. I'm not sure if the payoff is satisfying but it was for me. And… if you haven't yet, you should check out the latest chapter of Birth of A GPU.
You Never Knows: Robots, eh? Could Metal get an involvement as well? I have been thinking of putting some conflict in the future and perhaps a robot gang could make it work. I can put this into the story but please understand that I'm following a storyline so whenever I get to a point where I could actually put in my own stuff, I'll get the robots at Xelor, maybe.
PersonManZX: I'm doing good, thanks. And welcome to the Fanfic crew! I hope your stories actually turn out nice. And thanks for liking this, I have two other Neptunia fanfics if you're interested.
Sonicfanx1: Oh boy… your review is the main event for this chapter's question segment, and… plot holes? Where? I really hate knowing that I have some and that's not always easy to fix. Oh yeah, about the spider girl, I'm pretty sure that you do know that I'm not that far into the story yet. I'm not sure what you're trying to go with that but I'll go along with it.
And here's… the noncanon segment!
Andrew: Hey there, guys! Today one question today, it looks like a good one. (pulls out his cellphone and pulls it up) Really long, too.
Neptune: Ooh! Is it for me?
Andrew: I guess it's for all of us. Huh… he spelled my last name wrong, too. (reads through it) Oh. (reads more of it) Err… (continues to read)
Miia: What is it, darling?
Andrew: Err… I really don't know how to reply to this.
Ice: I'm here, too. Let me see! (swipes cellphone)
Andrew: Wait!
Ice: (speeds read it) It seems to be a neighbor complaint.
Andrew: What?! (eyes widens and grabs back his cellphone) Err… (looks through it again) Yep, you're right. Maybe we should skip this one.
Neptune: Don't be a scaredy cat, Andy! Let's see what this guy has to say!
Andrew: I don't think anybody will like it.
Miia: We can take it!
Everybody gathers around and tries reading the message themselves, they all get a shocked expression.
Andrew: Yep! Also, you guys have been sneaking off on your own, it's not just Papi.
Centorea: I… never did that! I would never… do that. (blushing red with embarrassment)
Miia: Hey! My cooking is not that bad! I happen to have gotten better at it!
Neptune: Really?
Miia: Shut up!
Noire: You won't dare! I specifically told you about that!
Andrew: You like cosplaying?
Noire: Err… no! Of course not!
Andrew: Right…
Neptune: That is an excuse! And besides, Andy is the main character now so he can take the blame, right?
Andrew: Don't fall this onto me! That was all you! And… now I know exactly why Link left Hyrule, huh…
Papi: When did I walk into your house naked?
Andrew: Oi, Papi… (facepalms)
Vert: I'm sure that you were using some sort of hacking device to beat me.
Andrew: I could beat you without a hacking device.
Vert: … I'm incredibly rusty! I must improve my skills! (rushes off to play games)
Andrew: And there she goes.
Noire: Also… you were the one that stole our share energy?!
Andrew: Oh boy…
Noire: Listen you! I have half a mind to go over there and make you pay!
Andrew: We can't do that; the law tells us not to harm…
Noire: It says here that he's a god so…
Andrew: Just let it go, I'm sure that it'll resolve itself.
Ice: You seriously need to control them, Andrew.
Andrew: And I will have to go over there and apologize, huh?
Scratch: Did he say that there's… a-a sp-sp-sp…
Ice: Spit it out!
Scratch: Spider here?!
Ice: What? No! (looks around) I don't see any…
Something crashes from the outside.
Scratch: Aaaaaaahhhh! I'm getting out of here! (runs off)
Neptune: Wow, what a big foreshadowing!
Ice: Isn't the outside where the spider is?
Andrew: (shrugs) He's your friend.
Ice: Fair point. Now I need to do investigation about that spider. Excuse me. (walks out)
Andrew: Anyway, to answer your question… what?! When the heck did all that happen?! Did it all happen while I was at school or something?!
Noire: W-well maybe you should let us go outside more often.
Miia: Yeah, darling! You should take us on tons more outings! Right? (pulls on Andrew's cheeks)
Andrew: Ow! Quit it, Miia!
Neptune: Let's all jumps at him until he gives in! (lunges at Andrew)
Andrew: H-hey! Stop it! T-this is the kind of stuff he was talking about! Anyway, Sonic, I'll be sure to take care of this.
Neptune: Sonic?! Is he that fast hedgehog?
Andrew: A different one and please get off! (tries to push Neptune off)
Neptune: Nope! You still haven't promised us any outings!
Andrew: Can we end this chapter now, author?
Sure! So I hope this satisfies everyone and will see you next time! Happy reading!
