Wildstar93: Hey, everyone, and welcome back to the (hopefully final) chapter in 10 Ways To Annoy Animal Farm Characters. I'm kind of back. It's been a long flipping time since I uploaded this! It's around six years, but we can fix that. Before we go on, I'd like to say that I hope you like this, and if there's anything that needs fixing, let me know, and I'll fix it. Constructive criticism is always welcome as long as you're polite about it.
When I look back at the previous lists, I'm thinking "Man...was I insane to go with that randomness?" So for this (hopefully final) chapter, I'm gonna be milder like I had been for Mollie.
(WARNING: There will be a slight political joke here. If you are easily offended, please press the back button. You're welcome.)
Finishing Date: June 28, 2017
Enjoy!
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The Dogs
1. Play "Who Let The Dogs Out" whenever they appear. If they're feeling swagger-like, play "Atomic Dog".
2. Keep rubbing their ticklish spots before they rip out another animal's throat. That leaves that animal enough time to flee.
3. Before Napoleon orders his dogs to shut up protesters, bribe them with treat-treats. It works every time.
4. Give them baths, and keep them in the tub longer to pick out their fleas.
5. Tie a chew toy resembling a rabid SJW stuffed with bacon around Napoleon's neck.
6. Taunt Pinscher with trousers. Videotape him tearing them apart while he shouts "TROUSERS!"
7. Keep chasing Jessie around the farm with pork chops.
8. Blow a dog whistle to keep them from barking.
9. Swat them with newspapers.
10. Make them be sled dogs.
The End