Chapter 2: Revelations Part 1

Previously

"So a doppelganger," I look at Elena when I say this shocking her a bit before turning to Bennet "a Witch" causing her to narrow her eyes in suspicion "and a hunter walk into a bar. Now this is the beginning of a bad joke." I say with a smirk in a voice thick with barely suppressed amusement.

It is ironic because I am both a witch and a hunter, and we were all in a bar though I am not the only hunter just like I am not the only witch in this bar. Seems like I am the only one who gets the joke because Elena and Bennet aren't laughing.

"Tough crowed," I muttered under my breath, which seemed to break them out of their daze.

Let the interrogation commence!

"Who the hell are you?" Bonnie demanded.

I smirked at the irony who am I? Hell half the time I don't even know. "Oh you know a little bit of this a little bit of that." I mused causing her to get annoyed which for some reason I enjoyed immensely. I was not at all worried about her using her power's on me because it won't work on me and the rules of the craft are to never harm a sister witch unless harmed first.

In fact I could feel her calling up her power now to attack me, "Oh Bennet I wouldn't do that if I were you." I warned causing her to pause her spell in shock that I could feel it.

"Why not?" She hissed annoyed at me no doubt. Oh this is fun! I grinned at her "Wouldn't want the spirits on your ass for harming a sister witch now would we?" I commented off handedly like we weren't talking about witchcraft.

The shock caused the spell to fizzle upon sensing my powers which due to my bloodline as well as being a half-breed is pretty damn powerful and she's not even sensing half of my power.

While Bonnie stewed on that for a bit Elena asked "who are you? How do you know us and if you are a witch who is the hunter?" Hmm she is definitely not Katherine. I pondered whether I should tell them straight or make it more fun and decided more fun.

"Well Ellie, can I call you Ellie?" She looked like she was about to say no but I didn't care it was a rhetorical question anyway. "Who I am is complicated. How I know you well not meaning to sound like a stalker but I know all about you and the shit that has been going on in this little town as for the hunter well there is you little cousin/brother Jeremy over there," causing their eyes to just about pop out of their heads guess they didn't think I knew about the hunter thing or the adoption. Oh Well!

"By the way he is hot!" I winked causing Elena to become disgusted by the thought of her little brother being hot and Bonnie to become jealous because she likes him but he sees her as another little sister and always will. "Also I am the best damn huntress in the Five you have probably heard of me the huntress Belladonna."

At this I pretty much expected them to go into shock and I can tell they have heard of me they radiate fear especially Elena. She probably thinks I came for the Salvatore's.

"You have no need to worry Elena. I won't ever hurt the Salvatore's they are family after all." Shocking them again this is fun I can't wait to see Elena's face when she hears she's dating my dad.

"Fa-fam-family?!" Elena stuttered wide eyed. I chuckled oh yeah I can't wait to see her reaction! I thought gleefully! "How?" Bennet asked still suspicious yet cautious of me. Smart girl, I approved. I smirked "Oh, I don't know if Ellie would be able to hear it Bennet," I sighed sounding truly concerned when I was finding this situation very amusing. "She might just go into shock. maybe a little." I mused.

This is just too fun. I smile causing both of them to realize how amusing this is to me which of course pissed them off for me making fun of them.

"Okay, okay, fine I will tell you. But don't say I didn't warn you." I chuckled then looked to Bonnie and asked seriously no more jokes which they noticed. "So Bennet tell me did you know a witch and a werewolf are the only beings capable of bearing children with a vampire?" at his they paled a bit at the image causing me to chuckle.

"We are called many things, Hybrid for a werewolf mix. But for us witches we are known as Dhampir. Half-vampire half-human since witches are just humans with magic."

I paused taking a sip of my Bloody Mary which I had almost forgotten about while they processed this then continued. "Unfortunately unlike werewolves the mother dies at birth and the birth is violent." I grimaced yeah violent is a tame way of saying the baby claws its way out of the mother's stomach.

"We stop aging at 7 years into this life and look 18, have all of a vampires strengths and none of their weaknesses bar stakes but of course having a stake shoved into anyone's heart would likely kill them humans included."

Taking another sip I decided to tell them the truth. Turning to Elena for the rest of the story. "my mother's name was Renee Swan descendent of the original witch Esther Michelson's sister Diana. I was told it was a one night stand after tons of boos and blood during the end of his ripper days." (in my story his ripper days ended in 1992 instead of 1920)

When I said Ripper I knew she figured it out. "Once she died I was raised by her ex-husband Charlie a hunter who despite being half of one of the monster's he hunted he raised and loves me like his own but being different I have memories from inside the womb so I knew who my father was and how he looked. But I was not ready to meet him. So over the years I hunted with my dad Charlie, gone to hell and escaped, prevented the apocalypse, got my heart broken by a cold one a different type of vampire. A cold one who didn't know what I am I found out that after a year together while I like an idiot fell for him the bastard never loved me just used me as a damn distraction!" I yelled taking a shot of my drink, before ordering more shots.

I don't even know why I am telling them this but I feel like they will be like sisters. When I got more shots I downed them one after another before continuing. "Yeah, so after the asshole leaves me in the middle of the fucking woods alone with my heart broken I pretty much threw myself into hunting until dad threw the towel down and threatened to take away my bike Ripper away if I don't do something besides hunting."

I down another shot before continuing. "So I hang out with my 'best friend' Jacob Black who knew was a shape shifter before he phased so I wasn't worried. Shit when you're in hell for a year your best friend being a shifter is nothing so of course I am cool with it. But what does the guy do?! I'll tell you what the bastard does he abandon's me too! Why? Because he can't be friends with a bloodsucker even half! So I decided even though I am still not ready to meet him I figured why stay where I am not wanted you know? I mean I don't belong in both the either world but both and yet both always reject me. So I just got in today, decided to come here to plan shit and get drunk instead I meet a fellow witch a hottie hunter and the girl banging my dad. Wow I am really drunk normally I don't talk this much."

By the time I am finished I realized that Bonnie and Elena were in shock again and I had downed 20 shots and my Bloody Mary and was only now getting the effects. Rubbing my temples to try to dispel the migraine I closed my eyes taking in deep breaths.

Still with my eyes closed I couldn't help myself with one last crack at them. "So should I call you mom Ellie?" causing someone to faint I guessed after hearing a bang of what sounded like a body hitting the floor or the table. Peeking an eye open I saw I was right Elena fell off her chair in a faint. she looked as pale as a corpse too, I thought aloud "I think I killed her."