Here you go! Another chapter! I hope this one is slightly longer (Sorry if it isn't).
Bye for now, DaFartingUnicorn49
The Doctor peered in curiosity at the living human skeleton in front of him. He took out his sonic screwdriver and scanned him. He was dead. But he wasn't. He had a conscious and everything, but he had no breath, no organs, nothing. He was a miracle. Like Roman Rory. The Doctor jabbed the skeleton. "Ow." He said, annoyed. "Stop that." The Doctor laughed and laughed. He could talk. "You can talk!" He exclaimed excitedly. "Yes, I can talk. Sticker for Captain Obvious over here." The skeleton sighed, very annoyed and creeped out by this point. "Ha! You have a sense of humour too!" The Doctor half-yelled. If the skeleton had eyes, he would have rolled them. The Doctor was in the middle of another full scan, when Clara ran in.
Skulduggery watched as the young girl stopped, rolled her eyes and sighed. Like a living skeleton was normal. There was something very wrong about that. Her friend, the annoying man, held the glowing green device to his ear. "Yup. Definitely human." He declared. "Oh. Hello Clara. Just in time. It's a skeleton!"
"I gathered that." Clara replied. "Just one thing Doctor. Why is there a skeleton in the TARDIS?"
"I don't know. He just popped in."
Then came a voice from the floor: "Are the vampires dead yet? Where am I?" Valkyrie Cain groggily sat up and rubbed her head. She winced in pain before getting shakily to her feet. Skulduggery came over and she gladly took his hand. "Are you ok?" Skulduggery asked. "I'm fine." Valkyrie replied, a headache coming on. "How are you going to explain the rather large bump on your head to your parents?" Skulduggery questioned after a short silence. Valkyrie's eyes widened. She turned to Clara. "Do I have a bump on my head?"She asked. Clara nodded slowly.
"Crap. I'll ask Dr Synecdoche to patch me up when we get back to the Sanctuary." Valkyrie looked around. "Also, where are we." Skulduggery glanced over at Clara and the Doctor. They grinned at each other. "Then question's not where are we..." Clara began. "It's when are we!" The Doctor yelled excitedly, as he pulled a lever on the console. And before they knew it, everyone was on the floor again.