A/N: Wow second update in the same day, I'm on fire! Anyway this may be taken as an inappropriate thing to do, but who cares. Enjoy the innuendo and leave reviews/suggestions, I need more ideas!

Heihachi was in his living room, his wife was spending time when their daughter-in-law Jun. Something about getting their nails done, and how they wanted to "doll" themselves up.

The older male shrugged his shoulders and watched as his wife's beloved pet tiger pounced through the doorway and lies down, stretching herself out and loving that she doesn't have to train with her master today.

"Tora. (Which means Tiger in Japanese)

Come here kitty, kitty." The female tiger responded with a lazy yawn and shifted her head so that it was tucked in.

"Naww don't be like that, girl." He approached her and stroked her soft fur. Heihachi felt the need to share this moment with his so called "friends" on social media. (Those of which are the participants of the KOIFT, they didn't have a choice of to not follow him back. He threatened to 1-v-1 them. They all knew they'd lose.)

Grabbing hold of his iPhone 7 Plus, (He's stinkin rich and he felt the need to have the latest model.) He opened Snapchat and took a shot of him with a smug grin on his face whilst resting his hand on Tora's body. "I get more pussy than you" was the caption he chose. He chuckled to himself and added it as his story.

He sat back down and waited for anyone to reply to his funny post.

A moment later, Kazumi, Kazuya and Jin had PM'd him.

Kazumi: Honey that was an awful innuendo/pun, that you made. Please don't do it again.

Heihachi: Oh come on now dear, it wasn't that bad.

Kazumi: I love you but, don't ever take a picture of my pretty kitty again.

Heihachi: Nice one hon.

Kazumi: I'm serious.

Next he opened Kazuya's message.

Kazuya: You make me sick.

Heihachi: Thanks that made my day, I love you too son.

Kazuya: I hate you.

Last one to answer to was Jin.

Jin: Mom doesn't like crude humour, or looking at things that are similar to your snap story.

Heihachi: Okay cool it mama's boy. It's not my fault that your mother is oversensitive...

Jin: Don't bring my mama into this!

Heihachi: But... You're the one who did you dummy.

Jin: I'm telling mom that you called me dumb!

"Heihachi: Whatever.

Once his grandson with roller coaster emotions opened the message he sent in reply, Jun contacted him.

Jun: It has been brought up by Jin that you called him "dumb".

The older male watched as Jun added Kazumi into the chat.

Kazumi: Heihachi why did you insult our grandson?

The male with grey hair wanted them to stop typing to him, he was getting frustrated.

In turn he locked his phone and put it on silent so that he could get peace.

"Ugh that was tiring..." he watched as his phone lit up and saw that it was his wife calling him. She'd only ever call if she were that upset with him.

"What have I gotten myself into?" Was all he could say before he answered the call.