Title: An Unholy Alliance
Summary: In which two people, who should have never met, terrorize the night. More secret agents!AU.
The man paused mid-sentence and inclined his head, listening intently. Then he belted out a high, cackling laugh, his violet eyes glittering in cruel delight. "Sounds like we have ourselves a fly on the wall tonight."
"So we do," his companion replied, sharing in his amusement. Peeking out from beneath his dark, embroidered hood was the beginnings of a wide, slasher's smile. "Either this little insect is really confident in his skills, or he has no idea who we are."
"He's a fool either way." The first man leaned back against the stack of crates and spread his arms back lavishly as if he was languishing on a throne. "Too bad it's your turn to play tonight," he conceded with a sigh.
"How generous of you," the second man said with what could only be described as a purr and long white fingers reached deftly towards his holster. The intruder bit back a whimper as a pair of yellow eyes turned unerringly in his direction. Almost faster than the spy could react, his hiding place was shredded by hail of bullets and he found himself quivering on his knees in front of two grinning, silver-haired men (monsters).
"So," said the first man, peering down at the little green-haired, bug-eyed intruder. 'Insect' was much more fitting a term than they had first realized. "Who are you to be seeking an audience with the King of Thieves and the God of Death?"