"What the fuck do you think you're doing?"
Leo, surprised at the voice, stood up a bit too fast, banging his head into the top of the window frame.
"Ah-ah-OUCH!"
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah I'm fine, I'm fine." He replied, rubbing his head before looking up.
He paused. In front of him stood the prettiest woman he had ever seen.
"What are you doing in my apartment? And why are you climbing the fire escape? Were you going to rob me? I'm calling the police. And don't even think of trying anything nasty. I know Karate, Kung-fu, Judo, Tae Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words!" She threatened.
"No, please wait! I wasn't gonna rob you! I was just... Wait. Dangerous words?"
"Are you leaving or should I dial 911?"
"Look, I'm sorry, alright? I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment. I think it's the one just above yours. I must have miscalculated. And I think we have the same blinds..."
"Oh okay. Well, I suppose that's okay then."
"Yeah, thanks"
"Yeah..."
They stared at each other.
"So you live above me, which means that you're that rock-music blaring, hammer loving, feet banging bastard?"
"Errr... I suppose so," replied Leo, looking at his feet. "Sorry if I disturbed you. I didn't realise I lived above such a beautiful woman."
Calypso stared at Leo, a small smile creeping into her face.
"You really hit your head hard. Let me get you some ice. Sit." She ordered.
"No it's fine, really. I'll just go upstairs!"
"Look, I scared you. Let me get you some ice, and then you can go, okay?"
Calypso came back holding an ice pack in one hand and a glass of water in the other. She passed them to Leo.
"Thanks, really. And I'm sorry. Just tell me if I can do anything to repay you. Ever."
Calypso smirked at him. "Well, firstly, you could take me out to dinner..."
A/N: I forgot to mention it, in my rush to post it, but the last chapter on Pokemon was inspired by a Tumblr post by thewhovianhorse. She has a really good blog and you should follow her! Enjoy, read and review!