A/N: First part is a sorta side thingy from the 11th chapter of Little Do You Know, but at the sam time it doesn't fit into the timeline with Jason so I posted it here instead.
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"We had gone cliff diving that's why! I've told you this 15 times, you dumbwit. So anything more romantic than that is awesome in my eyes. Now go, I have a doctor's appointment."
Nico cut the line and placed the phone on the table.
"A doctor's appointment, Nico? Really?"
"Yes well. He's a very busy doctor and I can only get to meet him sometimes."
"Nico, you're going home to see Will. Just cz he's a doctor doesn't mean you can just blatantly tell lies!"
"Jason, my dear, sweet, innocent Jason. Why don't you understand? Nico can't say he's gonna go and fuck the hell out of Will, so it's better to say 'Doctor's Appointment'."
"Leo..." replied Nico, threateningly.
Leo raised his arms above his head in surrender, smirking.
"You can't deny the truth Nico, that's wrong, very wrong."
Nico sighed, looked at his two friends, shook his head and left.
Jason looked at Leo, and they both started laughing.
Piper walked pointedly into the room. Closing the door, she walked over to Nico's desk and sat down in one of the chairs.
"Nico, I need you to be frank with me."
"He's in California."
"Argh! I mean, I need to set something straight."
"Piper, you know very well that I don't do straight."
"Do you want this to be your last day on Earth Di Angelo?"
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO AN ACCIDENT?"
Annabeth stormed into the hospital room where Jason and Percy were, Piper just behind her.
"Well, we were driving back and there was a moose approaching the road," Jason started. "But I didn't recognise it immediately so I just suddenly shouted 'Percy, deer!'"
Percy started to turn red and raised his blankets over his head.
"And you know what that idiot, that fool, that halfwit said? "
Percy was now just a ball of blankets on his bed.
"'Yes, Sweetie?'"