Okay so I actually read this prompt on the net and I don't know whose idea it is so please excuse me for not mentioning your name but Pintrest cut it out of the frame. If this is yours/ you know whose it is, please tell me!

Jason and Piper rushed into the quaint little coffee shop down the road from Bloomingdale's. They were to meet Leo and Calypso there before heading out for some last minute Christmas shopping, seeing as they only had about a week left. Piper went and sat at a table by the window as Jason went to give their order. Just as their hot chocolates arrived, Leo barged inside. He looked around the room before making a beeline for their table where he slumped into the chair.

"Di Immortales! Is it cold or what!"

"I know! We couldn't even find parking space and had to walk like three blocks from the garage!"

"Argh this snow I tell you! You know mi amigos, I will chat with you, but first, lemme take a coffee!"

With that, Leo stood up and headed for the counter. Before he could even give the order, the door opened again, letting in a ruffled Calypso. She gave a meaningful look towards Leo, who nodded and gave a flying kiss in return, before walking over to Jason and Piper.

Piper smiled apologetically, "Cold?"

"Freezing! I think my fingers are gonna fall off! I mean, I love New York and Christmas and everything, but what I wouldn't give to be in some place like Greece right now. Watching the sun set over the sea at Santorini, or eating olives outside the Panthenon…" she sighed, recollecting fond memories.

Leo slid back in, bringing his and Calypso's drinks.

"Miss me baby?"

She turned to glare at Leo. "You got out of the car in the middle of the street, leaving me to find a parking spot and walk through a-a blizzard, not to mention a fuckton of shoppers and tourists, and you're asking me if I missed you?"

Piper and Jason looked them and then at each other, barely containing their giggles.

"Errr... Yeah?"

Calypso sighed and looked down at her mug of steaming tea. "Yeah I missed you."

Leo gave a cheeky smile before turning to Piper. "Sooo Beauty Queen, where are we heading on this not-so-fine day?"

"Well, seeing as we're here, we might as well head into Bloomingdale's. I saw a couple of things there last week I liked. And then if need be, we can wander around a bit. Lots of shops in this area."

Jason made a face, "I suppose that means lots of walking?"

"Yeah well, there's no way we can drive around in this traffic."

"Yeah but babe, my legs are sore."

Calypso looked up at Jason quizzically, "Why?"

Jason and Piper stole a look at each other before dropping their heads and staring into their drinks. They both turned a deep shade of red.

"Nothing", replied Jason.

Leo looked at both of them carefully. "You're not telling us something. Something embarrassing. You're both the colour of my stocking…"

"And Jason's legs hurt." Calypso chirped in.

There was a pause before an expression of realization appeared on Leo's face.

"OOOOHHHHHH! You little lovebirds celebrated Christmas a bit early this year!"

Calypso was still confused, "What? You celebrated Christmas?"

Piper sent death glares to Leo, before smiling at Calypso, "He doesn't know what he's talking about dear."

Leo grinned, "Oh but I do babe. These two here," he wiggled his finger at them, "These two did the frick-frack snick-snack last night. They were making the bacon. The knocked the boots. They played the horizontal hula and churned the butter. They roasted the broomstick and rolled the newspaper. they stuffed the turkey and buried the bone. They fed the kitty, posted a letter, introduced Charley, made feet for children's shoes and threaded the needle." He turned to Calypso and made a serious, straight face. "My dear Calypso, last night Lord Sparky and Lady Stunning played the hokey pokey."

The other three stared at Leo. Calypso finally understood and started to giggle. Piper was still glaring at Leo and Jason appeared to be in wonder.

"Dude. Where the fuck do you come up with all that? I mean, you made it sound like we did some illegal drugs or something. We just had sex."

"AHA!" Leo jumped out of his seat, making the woman behind him scream and making two people outside drop their bags. A dog started to bark. In the distance, police sirens.

"I knew it!"

Piper, Jason and Calypso looked at Leo, and then at each other, before exploding into laughter.

A/N: Yes apparently these all are euphemisms for doing the deed and playing the bedroom rodeo. Really! I checked :D