I'm not actually going to make more game nights

Weiss starts an intervention.

Once again we were in a team meeting, I never minded them. It was just an excuse for whoever started it to say something extreme without the others being unreasonable. This time it was Weiss' idea. We all sat around a table in the middle of the dorm, Yang was next to me and Ruby was next to Weiss.

"Okay team RWBY," Weiss began, "I am sick of all the trash you eat." She pointed to Ruby accusingly, "you eat way too much sugar," then to Yang, "you eat so much fatty foods that I am not surprised you have not needed to go to the hospital." Weiss then pulls out a chart from seemingly nowhere that is labeled and color coded. "So I am beginning the RWBY diet program, from now on you will eat fruit, vegetables and you will never touch sugar again!" She exclaimed happily.

I saw Ruby's world crumble around her, but Yang protested. "How come Blake doesn't need to do this diet thing?"

"Because Blake already eats healthy, also along with the diet there will be an exercise scheme that has you burning off calories before you eat them." Yang listened with an open mouth, Weiss better be careful Yang could be volatile.

"Yang, you do need to loose weight and all that bacon you digest has me concerned." I reasoned. "Please do it for me." I looked up at her with the biggest puppy dog eyes I could manage, I really want her to loose weight but most of her weight comes from those giant breasts she has.

She sighs "Okay Blake I will do it for you, but only if you help with my homework." I nod, I already help her with her homework, I piratically do it for her but what ever a deal is a deal.

We look back over to Weiss who is still trying to get Ruby out of her daze. Weiss looked to us obviously giving up. "Okay so the diet and exercising will start the minuet this meeting is over." She moved the chart for us to see. "As you can see breakfast will be toast with no butter, lunch will be a health fruit salad and dinner will be an assortment of vegetables and potatoes."

Now Yang looked angry. "What about the beef?" She asked. Is that smoke coming from her head?

"Yang, it is a diet you don't get beef." Weiss answered.

"Blake," Yang muttered, "I might have to break that promise I told you about." Okay flames are coming out of her head, this is not good.

Out of nowhere Yang vaults over the table looking like she is going to kick Weiss in the face but she jumps back and evades. She then summons a glyph in front of Yang, she attempts to break it but the force launches her through the window. "WEISS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'VE KILLED MY WIFE BEFORE I HAD CHANCE TO MARRY HER!"

I rush to the window to see Yang laying on the floor. Well at least she is breathing, moving and now running laps. "I AM DOING THIS FOR THE BACON!" She yelled up to me. "I CAN'T STAND FOR THIS!" she added.

I looked back to Weiss who had a calm expression on her face, "Weiss don't you think no meat is a little over the top."

She looked shocked, "Yang is the one who tried to hit me, this is what we get for trying to be civil." She lifts up the food chart again, "I only do what is best for the team. Trash food is ruling our lives as shown by our partners." She is beginning to sound like one of the conspiracy theorists. "Well, seeing as you are the only one that can listen let's talk about your diet and exercise."

She cannot be serious, "Weiss after you I am the healthiest person here, how could I possibly need to diet?"

The Ice Queen looked at me seriously, "You smell like tuna every second of the day. You lay on your bed all the time reading books." That is enough of that she will not take away tuna from me.

"Weiss I do not always eat tuna, I think you need to calm down." I reasoned.

"You are practically addicted to the stuff. Why are you not in a rehabilitation center yet?" That is it now she is just insulting. Perhaps Yang was right, maybe violence is the only reason that Weiss can understand.

I slowly reached for Gambol Shroud while she was talking the diet she will force me to take. She didn't notice me yet, I swung at her general direction but she already raised her weapon against mine. Weiss used her weapon to block my attacks as she slowly pushed me closer to the hole where the window used to be.

I can't beat her, this must be why she wants us to cut back on the food. She delivers one swift kick to my gut sending me flying out of the window. I scream as I plummet to my demise. Then the falling stops, I look around and see a certain blonde staring at me. "We shall lead the revolution together." Yang whispered in my ear.

We spent some time plotting our attack because the next thing we know Ruby is seen coming out the window. Instead of joining our rebellion against Weiss, Ruby got on one knee and began to beg for forgiveness. Yang and I looked at each other then back at her. "Well, Weiss is a better fighter than us." I reasoned.

All three of us lined up playing music, begging for forgiveness and singing poems about how glorious Weiss Schnee is. When Weiss finally came down to shut us up we jumped on her and started tying her to the tree. "What is wrong with you, I am your teammate." She struggled against the rope but nothing could of stopped us from burning the diet chart.

We never ate fruit again.

So how have you been? I have been good. I learned the difference between past and present tense. How embarrassing. Hopefully I learn how to English properly for next chapter.

I was originally going to call this 'Blake and Yang toss the salad' but that would have been inappropriate.