Lets see what this brain can come up with.

It is a sunny day, the non-existent birds aren't chirping and the leaves are still falling. I am sitting in a red forest, leaves are constantly falling around me. I am at peace. There is a book in my hand, I can't read the words but I still try to read it. Oh look a little bunny is hopping over to me, hello little bunny. Bzzz. Did that bunny just vibrate? Bzzz. Bunnies are not supposed to vibrate.

I open my eyes and see my scroll vibrating next to my head. 'YANG' it said with a picture of her face. I pick it up and open it still part asleep from the sudden wake up. "What do you want?" I hiss. Sometimes she can be a royal pain.

Yang's voice came through with loud music in the background. "Bwake! I need help can you come down here?" Oh no no I am not going all the way to vale on a Saturday night.

"Are you in trouble? Where is here? What is going on?" I ask rapidly.

"I'm at the bar and I really need your help. IT'S A CRISIS!" Oh no this sounds serious.

"Yang I'm coming where are you?" I say. I keep the scroll up while rushing around looking for cloths to wear, of all the times to get in trouble you chose the night after the great mud war.

"I am where the bar lights are bright and the music is loud." I pause, I am really unimpressed.

I say one last, "on my way." Before I started up the scroll tracker, after the last time someone went missing everyone on the team has it. I quickly click on Yang's face and see a red blimp in down town Vale.

I rush out the room as fast as I can and run as fast as I can to my destination.

The sound of music hits both my ears as I enter the club where Yang's scroll was last seen. Her scroll has long since been turned off and so I hope that she stayed in here for the half an hour it took to get here.

I walk to the bar where the barman is looking tired. "Excuse me." I say to try and get his attention over the overly loud music. He looked to me, "have you seen a girl with really long blonde hair and big cleavage?" He looks surprised, well anyone would be at that request.

The man points to a pile of bright yellow hair at the end of the bar. "I can't get her to leave he adds." I move over next to her to give her a little shake to wake her up.

Yang looks over to me and stares at my breasts and then moves up to my head. "BWAKE!" Yang shouts as she raises her hands into the air. "You came!"

"Yes I did Yang, but it looks like you wasted my time you said it was an emergency." She has gone way too far now.

"But it is an emergency. The stupid man over there won't get me a drink!" She pointed accusingly at the barman watching us.

"Yang you've had enough anyway let's just go home." I said as I begin to pick her up of her stool.

She slams back down and shouts. "NO! I wiw not leave withowt another drink."

I look pleadingly to the bar man, "can you just get her a drink?"

He shrugs, "it's not my choice the boss told me to. He said don't sell anything to the angry, alcoholic woman any more she drinks too much, we will have non for anyone else."

Out of curiosity I ask. "How much did she drink anyway?"

The barman pushed a few buttons on his computer and brought up a list. "8 beers, 11 strawberry sunrise, 4 pints of whisky and all of our vodka!"

Oh my lord forget going to beacon she needs to get to hospital. "And that adds up to?"

"47,824 Lien." Yep we are done for, say good bye to that big house and fancy wedding Yang, you have single-handedly bankrupted us.

"So is there anyway to lower that to a manageable amount?" Oh please let him be reasonable.

"Not that I can think of." Yang slumps onto the bar again, she looks really ill. "You will have to talk to the boss."

"How about this," I begin "I will take her to the hospital and I will return in the morning to pay double." The man looks at me shocked.

"Blake we can't pay that, even with Weiss' money." Be quiet Yang you got us in this mess, I am not mean enough to say this to her she can get emotional when 80% of her blood is alcohol.

The barman nods his head in agreement at the offer. I pick Yang up and lean her against me as we leave the bar. "Where are we going Bwake?" She looked up to me, how is she still conscious?

"We are going to the hospital to get all that alcohol out of your body. Next time you go out to 'party' can you tone down on the drinking?"

Yang had a look of astonishment on her face, "Bwake you awe so smart, how does you use all those big words?"

"I am not using big words Yang, but thank you for the compliment." I reply.

"Bwake, I feel sleepy can I sleep on you?" Oh no that is bad. It is bad if they fall asleep right.

"Yang don't fall asleep yet." I see the hospital just ahead, "we are almost there Yang." She passes out in my arms, it would have been so peaceful if her life wasn't on the line. I storm through the doors to the hospital requesting help to all the doctors, explaining that she had a lot to drink and that she just fell asleep. Meanwhile a nurse at reception tells me to calm down seeing as it wasn't the first time she had been treated for alcohol poisoning that month.

When I see her she will wish she was still at that bar.

So better late than never. Up to the late hours writing? Check. Completely mess up sleep cycle? Check. Sleep for over 14 hours? Working on it.

I hope this was more fun to read than it was to write, disregard that I did have some fun