Sorry this is late I have been super busy. This should be out Friday.

May contain lemons

I was walking down the halls, alone for a change, after a long day of lectures and essays. Throughout the day the entire of beacon had a citrus smell that I couldn't understand, it couldn't have been the cafeteria because that was still being renovated after our latest food fight.

I carried on marching through the dorm building head for the RWBY room. I can't wait for a rest. Ruby and Weiss were out on a date and Yang said she was sick so as long as she was fast asleep I wouldn't be disturbed. As I get closer and closer the smell gets stronger. I hope Yang didn't throw up and spilt cleaning products everywhere. Cleaning in beacon is one thing but cleaning Yang's mess is tough.

When I opened the door to the room I saw a lump on our shared bed and immediately knew it was Yang. I couldn't see any cleaning items but the smell was definitely coming from here. I sat down on my side of the bed and began to undress, starting with my bow and shoes. The more clothes I took off the more the lump moved around and it began to make noises.

I knew Yang was awake, but I decided to play along with her. "Where is Yang?" I ask out loud, in response I am met with more giggles. I lean my arm around the lump and embrace her. Yang is more lumpy since the last time I hugged her. Slowly I lift her side of the cover up and pull it towards me.

Once part of it was lifted I ripped the whole cover off her revealing a pile of lemons. "Oh Blaaaake," I hear from the other side of the room. Yang lifted her head up from her hiding place, how did I not see her? She is getting good at this. At that moment a yellow object came flying towards me.

Out of instinct I ball my hand into a fist and swing towards the fruit. Upon hitting my hand the lemon recoiled and hit Yang in the face. "What was that for Blake!" She shouts at me, oh so now its my fault.

"What do you mean 'what was that for' you threw a lemon at me." She needs to learn when the right time is to throw fruit.

"You punched a lemon, who punches a lemon?" What is wrong with her?

"Clearly me. Why would you throw a lemon at me? What would be the point of it?" I wonder if she knows the meaning of the word logic.

"I heard you liked lemons and that they turn you on." Is she serious, I hope she is joking. "So I got you some lemons." She has baffled me.

"That is the wrong kind of lemons and at what point would throwing a lemon at someone turn them on?"

Yang came out of her hiding spot with a puzzled look. "I thought that as well but what kind of lemons turn you on?"

My cheeks flushed red, "never mind. Where did you get all these lemons?" I think I dodged that well.

"Oh no, no if it gets you this flustered I must know." Or not. She wouldn't use this against me right.

"Okay you caught me Yang, I like smut." I admitted, I don't think my face can get any redder.

It was now Yang's turn to go red faced. "Oh," she said. "Well since you asked I got all of them from vale while I was ill, it was a bargain 700 lemons for 80 lien." I sat down on my bed.

I look at her accusingly, "were you even ill? You have to stop taking days off you are going to fall behind." I refuse to allow her to leave Beacon with bad grades.

"Blake I was practically dead I almost died, so I went to vale to look for a cure. Did you really think I would lie to you?" This seems suspicious.

"You have lied plenty of times to me and I think you still are, Yang." I said to her as I continued to undress.

"I am shocked you think that, lady Belladonna." Oh I'm a lady now, "Besides what are we going to do with all these lemons?"

"Well to start off with, you can give them back to the person you brought them off. Secondly next time you think you can turn someone on with fruit I suggest you go to the news because that would be a rare find."

Yang looked dejected, "does that mean no sexy times?"

"Yang!" I shouted in disbelief, she knows not to ask stupid questions I taught her this. "You already know the answer to that." She looked at me with the saddest eyes she could manage, "I didn't say no," I corrected.

She perked back up and ran towards our bed, well at least Ruby and Weiss wouldn't be back for a while.

I wonder how I can incorporate these lemons into our love-making session?

So to start off with I'm sorry. I guess this will be updated weekly but hey we all have something to look forward to at the end of the week. Sorry this was not released earlier but my laptop stopped working for two days and I suffered an extreme case of writers … that thing when you don't know what to write. This is a testament to how much I suck, feel free to shout at me, or praise me for not going insane. Oh god I am rambling well short story short, I bit off more than I could chew at the wrong time. (I'm not stopping)

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