Jake Paul In Vietnam Part.2
Jake looked at Nick. "Dude, I can't do this.. I've never done anything on my own. Especially not work!" "Don't worry, its everyday bro." Nick replied.
Jake glared at Nick. "Go fuck yourself. Thats really not even funny at all." It was a few seconds till everyone had to start the obstical course and Jake was freaking out.
"3! 2! 1!" The general screamed. *gun fire* Soldier drops "GO!" Jake thought for a second, he never done anything before by himself like he said. He tried to run but
fell face first on some barbed wire. "AHHH! SHIT!"
*Later in the ER* Chance visited. "Hey fucker, why didn't you help me?" Jake said. Chance just smiled and punched Jakes arm. "OW! SHIT!" After that Chance spit in Jakes mouth
And pulled out a phone and put on Gay porn, tenticle porn, horse and human porn and dog and human porn, which Jake mostly enjoyed but he didn't right now since he couldn't jerk it
and think about his fantasies and also this was put on by Chance, so its obviously bad.
After getting out of the ER his ego recharged and he was back to being a narrsisitst. He decided to write his wonderful brother.
"Dear Logan, I fucking hate you bro, that disstrack really hurt me. Jk bro, ha it was fake, just like the moon landing and my personality.. Also anything else of mine. This place isn't that lit
tbh, theres no fidget spinners, makeup, cameras or "weed". Also nobody treats me like a god. We just need to dab on those haters. -Jake"
After Jake finished his letter, he put it in an envelope and sent it to LA.
Then he walked to the lunch hall for some lunch. He got a tray and sat down. Then the rest of Team 10 sat next to him, they all were sitting next to some other soldiers and they noticed Team 10 was there.
"Hey!" Rodney (another soldier) shouted. Jake looked at him. "Uh.. Yeah? God speaking." "The fuck you doing over here? You and your little gay "squad" needs to get out of here."
"Hey, asshole I-" The soldiers pulled out their weapons and glared. Jake sighed and walked out of the lunch hall and the rest of Team 10 followed.
Jake sat down and looked sad. Chance walked up. "Hey, you oka-" "Shut the fuck up, Chance." Jake said. Chance sat down a little bit away. "Hey, those losers aren't good enough for us, we get 10.00k a week."
Nick said. "We had 10.00k a week." Jake replied. "HAD?" "Yeah, we won't anymore." Jake said. "Shit.." Jake then got an idea. "HOLY SHIT!"
"The fuck is it?" Stan asked. "Lets go.."
Jake kicked open the door and everyone looked straight at him, drew their guns and fired immediately. Jake started bleeding out and died slowly.
"Well?" Jake jumped. "Uh, what?" "What are we gonna do?" Stan asked. "Oh." Jake kicked open the door and shouted "HEY EVERYONE!" All of the actual human beings with personality looked at Jake and then he used his ultimate special attack, his
super, duper amazing plan. He dabbed on those haters. Everyone stared at him for a second and then someone spoke. "What the fuck are you doing, you queer?"
Jake looked suprised and spoke "I'm dabbing on them haters, you guys are too lame for me." Rodney started laughing and walked up to Jake. "Hey Terry, get up here."
Terry walked up to Rodney and Jake and laughed. "Look at this fag, look at his hair." Everyone started laughing. "I'm a god." Jake said.
"Haha, you sure are." Rodney picked up Jake and Jake looked down at him. "Hey fucker, what are you doing?" Jake asked. "Picking up a baby, hahahahahhahaha." Jake
thought for a second then decided he had enough. Rodney started shaking Jake and Jake punched Rodney straight in the nose. Wasn't very effective.
Rodney dropped Jake, not out of pain or struggle or whatever, just because he wanted to enjoy himself. "I'M A SAVAGE!" Jake yelled. The other Team 10 members cheered.
Rodney then picked up Jake and then.. SNAP!
Jake was in the ER again and he was pissed. After getting out of the ER AGAIN! It was time to practice shooting.
Jake pulled out the AK he murdered that crowd of 9-14-year-old WHORES with. He started firing and then he jumped into the air and pulled out knives and pounced on the dummies.
Everyone looked at him shocked and thought he was a psycho. After this was explosives training, Jake threw a grenade, it hit a wall, flew into his mouth and exploded and his organs came out out his ass.
It was lights out time and Jake layed in his bed. He couldn't sleep and neither could Ivan. "Psst, Jake." Ivan said. Jake looked over. "Oh, hey."
"Can I come into your bunk?" "Uh.. Sure?" "Sweet." Then Ivan got up and got onto Jakes bunk. "So... Do you miss LA?" Ivan asked. "Yeah, I remember when we used to make vids all the time."
"Remember that kiss?" "Heh.. Yeah, good times."
Ivan looked over at Jake and looked down. "Diiiid you enjoy it..?" Ivan asked. "Mm.. Kinda." Jake said.
"Jake, look at me." Jake looked over with a shocked expression. Ivan gave Jake a swift deep kiss.
Jake pulled away and looked at Ivan. "Wha-..?" "Jake, I love you." Ivan told his crush. "Oh, wow, never expected that." Jake replied. Jake looked to the side then back at Ivan and then jumped on him and started making out.
Jake got bent over and Ivan put his dirty, immegrant cock inside of Jake. They. Did. Everything. I'm talkin' kinky shit, cringey shit, sexy shit and literal shit. They brought some dogs into the mix and horses too,
I think one of the dogs names was Kong.
Anyway, They did all of this in 1 MINUTE! Between the rocking of the bed, the screams of the dogs- wait, that was Jake and the cracks of whips and shit all over the area, people woke up.
"WHAT THE FUCK? HAAA!" Rodney yelled. "Look at these homos, guys! Except I'm not against gays." Rodney shouted before turning on the lights. As soon as the lights hit Ivan and Jake, it was too late. They were 69ing on Jakes bunk covered in shit next to a dog.
Jake and Ivan got hung by their dicks on the highest point in the base. "Argh! Rodney!" Jake yelled before Rodney looked back. "WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DICK?" Jake shouted again. Rodney laughed. "I'm a dick cause you were a dick first.."
"WHAT?!" Jake yelled before Rodney walked away.
To be continued..