Miroku had insisted on kagome and inuyasha coming over to his and sangos house for lunch. Kagome was sitting next to inuyasha, a blush still on her face from earlier. Inuyasha was glaring at miroku who had a very innocent look on his face that inuyasha knew only too well. Sango sat down next to kagome carefully. She let out an oomph as she relaxed against the wall. "So, what piece of the chicken do you guys want?" Miroku said calmly in return, "i believe that inuyasha would like the breast." Kagome turned beet red and sunk to the floor, her face in her hands as even her ears turned red. Inuyasha growled at miroku in warning, his face red as well. Sango looked back and forth in confusion for a moment before she finally got what was going on. She turned to miroku, glaring at him. She got up slowly, her moves threatening violence. Her hand twitched towards hirakotsu automatically. "So...they were finally...FINALLY...about to be together after i have been trying to get them together for so long...and...you INTERRUPTED THEM?!" Sango bellowed out as she approached the shrinking miroku who was trying to be as small as possible. "N...now sango...it wasn't like that..." he protested as flames surrounded her. "I was just going to wake them up to invite them to lunch i didn't know that-" "WHEN YOU SAW WHAT WAS GOING ON YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT THEM ALONE INSTEAD OF LAUGHING ABOUT IT! HOW MANY YEARS MIROKU?! HOW MANY YEARS HAVE I TRIED TO GET THEM TOGETHER?! I SWEAR TO GOD IF I WAS NOT PREGNANT WITH OUR CHILD I WOULD STRANGLE YOU!" she continued to yell as inuyasha and kagome looked on in shock at her outburst. They turned to each other, still blushing. They scooched back from sango slowly as she bore down on her husband. Sango grabbed hirakotsu and with a yell of the usual, "PERVERT!" He was whapped aside the head and fell unconscious. Huffing angrily, sango turned to kagome and inuyasha and cleared her throat in embarrassment. "Please, eat." Without an argument, kagome and inuyasha each grabbed a piece of chicken and ate quickly, wanting to leave as soon as possible.
Sango sighed, rubbing her temples in frustration. She loved her husband, but good grief there were moments like these she wished she could kill him, bring him back to life, and kill him again just for fun. Hadn't she told him how much it would mean to her to get inuyasha and kagome together? Hadn't she specifically told him to LEAVE THEM ALONE? And of course kouga had to interrupt when they were practically about to be mates...damn him. Her eye twitched in anger at the memory. Kouga had received her wrath as well after kagome told her what happened...she vaguely wondered if kouga had managed to get up off the ground yet...inuyasha had been so caring to kagome with her injuries, taking good care of her. It was the perfect opportunity for them to be together, but just when it was about to happen, something would go wrong. Sangos eyes lit up. She had a plan. A deliciously deviously evil plan. Now it was time for the set up. She chuckled to herself as she thought of the best way to do this. Tonight was the night. And kami protect anyone who stood in her way...