Do I sense trouble on the horizon? Of course, because why should it be that easy, right? Enjoy and try not to scream!

Xoxoxo

Sirius pulled a few strings so by the time they finished going from different pubs, they got back to Grimmauld Place and invited in a few strippers. Most of the original group went home aside from a few. George, Ron, Remus, Sirius and a few girls Ron brought along from the pub were in the living room after the show. One of the witches Ron brought was giggling as he whispered in her ear. The other one sat next to Sirius and at first, he was paying no mind to her. At least until his glass was drained and she was in his lap.

Remus was playing drunken chess with George and started to feel an overwhelming lust. Harry walked up to their game and cleared his throat. Harry was pretty sloshed but leaned over to Remus, "aren't you both shagging Hermione?"

"Not yet, Prongs, why?" Remus saw his best mate for a moment in Harry.

"Not my dad, Moony..." Harry trailed off and Remus blushed.

"Sorry, Harry," Remus rubbed the back of his neck and Harry pointed across the room.

"That's why, mate," He fought a hiccup back and Remus watched his best mate.

There was something fuzzy about the man's lust for her as the witch plundered Sirius' mouth. "Oi! Pads!" Remus called out and the animagus waved him off.

"Sod off, find your own," he snapped pulling away from the blond.

She leaned over and whispered in his ear and Sirius nodded with a grin. Climbing off his lap, she took Sirius's hand and Remus stood up. "Padfoot, don't fucking ignore me," Remus growled.

"Come on, love," Sirius purred to the girl and Remus moved to stop him.

He could feel the pink tint of lust from his pack mate and it wasn't normal. It was urgent and encompassing which made Remus nervous. "Wanker!" Remus snarled and tried to grab Sirius.

Sirius held up a hand and nodded to her, "can't you see I am busy?"

"What about Hermione?" He asked and Sirius waved him off.

"You have her, I want to treat this lovely lady to a night with Sirius Black." He retorted with a grin and the witch tugged at him.

"Come on, Sirius. You told me you would make me scream in three different languages." She teased and the animagus grinned.

Remus felt wounded by his friend's blatant disregard. "Padfoot?" Remus asked and Sirius snorted.

"See you tomorrow, Moony," Sirius declared and started to follow the girl.

"Have fun," Ron called out and Sirius left the room with the giggling witch. "See, I told you he wouldn't take long," Ron whispered to the girl next to him and she nodded.

Harry and George gazed at the confused werewolf, "what happened?" Harry asked.

Remus shrugged and rubbed his face, "I don't know. What the bloody hell is going on with him?" He couldn't think through the other man's lust filled emotions. "I- I need to go walk it off." The werewolf growled and left the house, slamming the door.

"That is one angry werewolf," Ron remarked, smugly.

George glared over at his brother. "What did you do!" He snapped and yanked his brother from the couch.

Ron blushed and shook his head, "I didn't do anything!"

Harry heard the tone in his voice and it sobered him some, "Ron, what the fuck did you do? Sirius wouldn't just go shag some tart, he practically drools over Hermione!"

George lifted his fist and Ron cringed, "I swear," he pleaded and Harry growled.

"I am going to hex you, Ron. What did you do!" Harry snapped and Ron grimaced.

"Well, he is Sirius Black, right?" Ron started and Harry glowered.

"So?" George asked and Ron groaned.

"It is in his nature to be a bit of a wanker isn't it?" Ron asked and the girl on the couch snorted.

"Ron gave her a potion to give to him," the girl said from the couch and got up. "sorry, Ron, I don't do drama. You never said he wasn't single." The girl declared and left the house.

0o0o

Hermione was giggling, she had already three glasses of the champagne. "Okay, okay. I will tell you but only because you won't leave me alone."

The girls were already in their pajamas, in Ginny's old room and talking about sexual experiences. Ginny had told the girls what she walked in on and they all grew curious.

"It is like loving two different books. One you love because it is a love story between two awkward teenagers who want to shag desperately but both are too shy. The other book is like one of those heated witch romances that Mum likes to read about the naughty wizard and the witch who reads and seems like a prude."

Fleur gasped and giggled, "'ermione!"

Luna giggled and shook her head, "I could understand that, but we are indeed talking about you, Hermione."

"I cannot help it, I really, really, want to shag both of them for different reasons!" Hermione admitted with a bright blush.

Ginny laughed and shook her head, "so, is it just shagging or more?"

"Oh, no, it is definitely more. Honestly, if you spend enough time with them it is hard to think of them separately. They are like brothers."

Angelina made a face and shook her head, "but I would never have thought about sleeping with George's brother at the same time as him."

Hermione gasped and shook her head, "not what I meant! I just... oh. I might have to sleep with them both at the same time wouldn't I?" Hermione asked and Ginny roared with laughter.

"Yes! You were working on that tonight, weren't you?"

"Not at the same time! Like, don't they tag each other in?" She asked and Fleur gasped and giggled.

"No, you have more than one spot to fill, 'ermione," Fleur teased and Hermione shook her head.

"I have just figured out I enjoy things outside of shagging, how am I supposed to go about that learning curve!" Hermione shouted and shook her head.

Ginny held up a finger and waggled her eyebrows, "I have a book for you. That is the best way for you to learn aside from experience, Mione."

Ginny dug through the dirty books and magazines the girls brought over and handed her a book. "There, from me to you. Harry and I have a very fulfilling sex life."

Hermione blushed and opened her mouth to argue but Angelina interrupted her, "you need it more than her, Mione. Just take it."

Hermione clutched the book and blushed before swigging her glass, "thank you," she told Ginny.

"They will be thanking me too," Ginny teased and winked at her.

"You are the one who even convinced me that it was both of them or neither. Now I am going to be some harlot..." Hermione grumbled and the girls laughed.

Ginny patted her shoulder and sighed, "that's because, Hermione, they have been taken with you since you brought them to Grimmauld. Whether they knew it or not. Just go with it." She paused and glanced at the other girls. "Just between us, they both are very sexy wizards..." she trailed off and the other girls giggled and nodded.

Hermione cleared her throat, "alright, tonight is not about me and my Marauders, tonight is about the future Mrs. Harry Potter, the-woman-who-is-stubborn. How are you feeling?" Hermione asked, changing the subject.

"I am getting married tomorrow; how else do you think I feel!" Ginny hollered and giggled.

There was a knock at the door, "girls, do you need anything?" Mrs. Weasley asked and they giggled.

Hermione opened the door, "no we are fine, mum."

Molly grinned at the girls and nodded, "have fun and try for some sleep."

"Good night, mum!" Ginny exclaimed and Molly waved at them before letting Hermione shut the door.

"I am so glad we have muffling charms," Hermione grumbled and the girls laughed.

"Alright! Time for some secret telling!" Ginny declared and pointed at Hermione. "Is Sirius really as good as he brags?"

Hermione giggled and shrugged, "I don't know yet, but he does have a way with his hands..."

The girls stayed up way later than they should have and Hermione missed sleeping next to her Marauders... She hoped they weren't too lonely without her. She was blissfully unaware of what was really stirring.